Members daysfan Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 Oh, how I wish my Sam was not dead It should be all on Marlena's head But she has no guilt She does not know she was at the hilt Of the reason my poor Sam is dead (Bad, I know, but I haven't done Limericks in so long!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMCGio83 Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 AMC McTavish wanted to give AMC a fixie what could be better than dead Dixie? yea! walking fetuses, backburner vets straight-raped lesbians, pod-Erica, lets! Now McT's gone, watching won't make me sickie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joe Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 For a long time I held Maxie in much disdain Since Kirsten came on I thought she was a royal pain Now Maxie's over Lucky And she's not longer sucky But with Coop, Maxie's off the chain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 AMC: There once was a guy named Ryan Who always left the women cryin He'll bulge his eyes and pound his chest The show revolves around him, they don't care about the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 Jan Spears is not a cartoon Though she really is a loon She electricuted Victor in his tub And then she showed Shawn some wub So therefore she is not a cartoon LOL, psychofan will like that one. Next up I'm gonna try to do one about Kristen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 AMC: Babe Chandler is a slut Her and JR are in a rut She deballs men and AMC says she must always win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members All My Shadows Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 Little Luke Snyder did something last May: He told his dear parents that we was quite gay. Haven't you heard? He was called the F-word! And now in each month, we only see him one day. There's something about Babe and J.R. I wish they'd run away, run very far. She's a ho. He's a joke. And I wouldn't mind feeding them a helping of tar. I used to really like that girl Gwen. I thought that she perfectly fit in. But then she married Will, And together they are ill, But I still like them every now and then. Joshua Madden, boy does he suck! His mother tried to abort, but she was out of luck! He's up Babe's ass, And he has no class, But he can call me anytime he wants to... Paul Ryan is an annoying toad. When he comes onscreen, I go into bitch mode. He cries like a geek, And his acting plain reeks, So it's time for Howarth to just hit the road. Erica Kane has had so many men. She married some once, and some again. She is a spoiled drama queen, And quite deliciously mean. But I'd definitely want her as my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members psychofan Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 You made my day with that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 Stefano, oh, Stefano, Salem's greatest foe. He never dies causing Marlena's cries He's the Phoenix, fo sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KLN Posted April 8, 2007 Members Share Posted April 8, 2007 There once was a woman named Kristen A psycho whose face I'm missin' Marlena, the whore Made sure she's no more And still, I'll never stop wishin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JackPeyton Posted April 15, 2007 Members Share Posted April 15, 2007 While Shawn & belle are on an island with some girl Kristen & Brady are in love in another city not to mention Samis pregnet by Elvis Marlena has gone missing And Days has gone te hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HotMom Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Oh, so many of you say, "I just cannot watch AMC today." But, AMC has men without shirts And women in skirts, So Give it a try, the others all blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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