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YES. I've been saying that since she showed up! She could legitimately be playing Jordan's daughter or younger sister.

It's crazy if you count. I guess Tom and Alice DID have five children, so in theory there are six bedrooms established in that house... But you're right, the sheer amount of people allegedly living at Marlena's is insane.

With the smaller apartments, I wish they'd design them so we just see a main living area with the front door, and there could be a cutout that seems to go into a kitchen (maybe we see a single counter, or backsplash or something) rather than having the all-along-one-wall kitchens that we tend to get. It makes it look like everyone lives in an efficiency apartment... which is fine for a normal person but not a CEO or chief-of-staff or whatever!

I'm pretty sure they call it a townhouse, which also doesn't make any sense. It's a condo.

I know it's the Hernandez kitchen repurposed, but Brady's new apartment feels so tight and claustrophobic that I can barely breathe when they're in there. This is the only place a multimillionaire with two kids can swing??

I've been fast-forwarding WAY more than I have ever allowed myself to. Usually I'll just let a boring episode play and do something else -- fold laundry, cook, clear out emails -- but lately I feel like I can watch the first 10 and last 10 minutes of an episode and get the drift. (Does make it harder to nitpick them on stupid details because I might have missed stuff, but my immediate sanity feels worth the trade-off.)

They did a nice job with Billy Flynn's farewell tour. I even got emotional in that final scene. He's been one of the constants for over a decade at this point. I'll miss Cary Christopher as Thomas, too -- one of the few memorable non-demon children I can ever recall on this show. This is possibly the most boring stalker storyline I have ever seen, though. To the characters' knowledge, has this stalker even DONE anything besides write some messages? Stephanie and Alex are constantly being lovey-dovey instead of seeming frightened or have anything happen to me, so it feels completely without teeth.

I have two episodes to catch up on and it feels like such a daunting task. I need to just put them on, buuuuut...

I don't MIND that they did this, because it was kind of dangling out there that he could be alive. Since the actor passed away ten years ago (!) and therefore we knew he wouldn't be returning, it didn't feel like that much of a loose end to me. However, I fear there is more stupidity coming as far as Stefano's legacy/"essence"/whateverthef*ck... I agree that it's time to move on. The idea of Stefano should always hang over people like Marlena, Roman, Hope, EJ, Kristen, etc., but he's dead. Make like Elsa and let it go, Days.

Never thought I'd say this, but I liked the little Roman moment when he got to say, "Checkmate, you old bastard" to Stefano's urn with the portrait looming over his shoulder. And that ending with the candles going out and Marlena turning, startled, to look at Stefano's portrait was nice. I know it isn't leading anywhere especially compelling, but good Friday ending!

They full-on have not mentioned him at all since 2012, when he came back for a minute and then left again.

I assumed Corday and Alarr were fans of Marie Wilson, or at least knew she was reliable, and that's how she wound up being brought back as Summer. Different writers but same producers. They might've even imposed her casting on Griffith at that point. Summer would've worked better if the timeline made any sense whatsoever. Stating that Maggie had her at 17 either made Maggie around 60 or made Summer well over 50... none of which jived with Daniel's existence at all. Of course, Daniel should also be younger than or the same age as Sarah, given that he was a product of the surrogacy storyline that led to Sarah's existence, but this is Days. I liked the potential of Eduardo a lot when they brought him in and played him against Eve. They lost the plot by the spring of 2016 (as the whole show did, really). There was also that strange period later on where Chloe was flirting with him and kissed him to piss off Kate? And I didn't know that about Fynn and the drug storyline! At least it would have given him some kind of point. I can't remember Rory appearing during that year, but I recall them doing some silly thing with him and Vivian Jovanni's somnambulant Ciara a little while later.

The stupidest thing about all the uproar over John/Kate is that it was VERY CLEARLY one of those pairings that existed as an obstacle to a major couple. John getting engaged to Kate while he thought Marlena was dead and Marlena's insane geriatric pregnancy by Roman were totally obstacles to the inevitable J&M reunion.

Yeah, Bree was never a 'real character' or brought on with any fanfare. She was needed for a plot function, but I figured they must have liked Marie Wilson so much that they either created Summer for her or kept her in mind until a role came up. Summer was truly a cursed character, and I'm still unclear what was even the point of bringing her on. They didn't seem to have a clear vision for whether she was supposed to be a rootable character or a villain, and that whole convoluted thing with having known Daniel previously and then falling for Brady, who had Daniel's heart... it was a complete mess. That 2015-16 "season" with Griffith & Higley was overrun with confusing, short-run character. They hyped up the casting of Dr. Fynn, played by hot Australian Alexander Bruszt, but they clearly had no vision for the character at all besides "hot" -- they introduced him as an old pal of Daniel's, had him hit on Daniel's fiancée Nicole, sent him on a date with Ava Vitali, and then semi-paired him with Kayla for a hot minute before writing him out. Very weird. And that was the same time period in which they brought on the Hernandez parents -- A. Martinez as Eduardo and Alma Delfina as Adriana -- both of whom flamed out quickly, even though Eduardo made a few weird returns. There was also that lady Blanca, some Hernandez family friend whom Adriana wanted to pair up with Rafe to get him away from Hope. They toyed with her and Jordi Vilasuso's Dario (another one for this thread!) for a minute, then unceremoniously wrote her out and shuffled Dario over to Abigail for a terrible immigration story.

It's very weird. I feel like they just brought her on to have someone with the last name Horton on the show and figured she could slot into the college crowd, but they had no plan for her.

My god, we have been talking about a damn internship for SIX MONTHS with no motion.

Dimitri's hair is atrocious. What is the point of this Liam character? Did they just want to cast Hank Northrup as someone? It's like they forget he exists for weeks on end.

What a thrilling preview. "These people face challenges." How exciting!

Ashford and Brooks overlapped for about two months in fall 1993, but I don't think they interacted -- or, if they did, it was only in passing. Jennifer only got involved with Peter after Ashford's Jack left town, and Jack's return as Valley was tied into realizing that Jen was with Peter.

Yeah, it seemed like that, but the plan was so silly and muddled, and like we said above, he was... acting like a DiMera, just like his crazy mother was. I had the same thought about Johnny. They could've fully made him an anti-DiMera.

Right! A line from Jack to Steve would've made sense. This could also be more (semi-illogical but understandable) fuel for Jennifer and Jack with regards to the custody case. Chad was just kidnapped by someone who terrorized them for years. Why would they want Thomas and Charlotte exposed to that? I might be dense, but I'm not understanding exactly what Peter's plan was. He wanted to eliminate the other DiMeras in order to... get revenge for being neglected? He didn't bother coming home for almost 30 years! And I know he's bitter that he did prison time for his crimes while "the other DiMeras get away with everything," but most of the people he kidnapped weren't criminals. Tony, Chad, and Theo are "good DiMeras." Kristen was LITERALLY IN PRISON for like the 15th time when he nabbed her. EJ's a bastard who has gotten away with a lot, yeah, but he was the last one abducted. Meanwhile, Stefan and Jake waltzed in out of the fog and had homes in that mansion and chances at the CEO spot within like a year. Peter could've had that if he had made a mild effort. It doesn't help that they haven't (I'm two days behind, so maybe this is a yet) explained where the hell he was for all this time.

The biggest red flag for me was when Peter referenced EJ sleeping with Abigail and didn't acknowledge that she used to be his stepdaughter, that she's Jennifer's daughter, etc. They just breezed right by it. Even if they're not going to go there, a simple "Abigail was a good soul, so you must've manipulated her" would've been something. Not to mention that Peter is probably Jack's most significant non-familial antagonist ever -- a single line about "Thank god he's not able to hurt anyone right now" would go a long way. They keep calling the unit that Rachel and Sophia are in "the adolescent unit," which... Rachel is 10 and Sophia is over 18, so that's not a thing! I get that they want them to interact, but it's silly. Of course, this is Bayview, which told Brady that he could hang Christmas lights in Rachel's room. Yeah, I'm sure those pose no safety threat at all in a psychiatric ward...

I think part of the reason this Peter stuff hasn't landed is because his motives and goals are so murky. He's super anti-DiMera... so he goes and does the most typically DiMera thing (kidnapping and trying to kill his relatives in an unnecessarily convoluted manner). It's so flat and goofy.

This DiMera crypt thing was, like, a bust of comical proportions. But the fallout of the crisis has done some effective things. As this past week went on, the material got stronger. Thursday and Friday were genuinely pretty good! I agree that Ari should've been at the Horton celebration. Why did they even bring her on?! She hasn't had a story in, like, seven months. I feel like she and Jeremy are largely just there to have people with the last name "Horton" around. And poor Shawn, too busy working to attend his family's celebration. I wish they'd just said he was in Hawaii with Bo, Hope, and Ciara's family.

I have a cross-country flight Monday, so I'm saving this past Wednesday's ep through Monday's to download off Peacock and watch in-flight to pass the time. But I'm eager to see DG as Peter.