What a joke this is!

Greenlee sees Madison on the ground, motionless. "Madison? Madison? Open Your Eyes. Wake up. Madison? Madison? Bueller? Bueller? Come on, open your eyes. Oooooh, I like your boots. Where'd you buy them? Hello? Wake up." She took about an hour to reach for her phone. Luckily, Madison wakes up.

So Father Clarence is at the Slater homestead. Kendall demands that he make things right. He uses his witchcraft divine powers, to open Zach's journal. He then vanishes into thin air. I guess Zach's "great message" to Kendall is how "spectacular" Fusion is! WHAT THE HELL??!

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

Erica is at Wild Wind. She can't believe Caleb is all alone and working on Christmas Eve. He apparently called Asher, but the wayward boy didn't pick up his phone. Erica says that Caleb must make amends and points out the similarities to her prior, rocky relationship with Kendall.

That little scamp Colby gives Asher some gray shoes. She says he wears a lot of gray.... so they should look good on him. There's a call from Opal.... she's volunteering at the hospital and wants to know if Colby wants to come on down to help.

Jackson is talking to Ryass about Erica, saying there will be a wedding soon. Ryan says he wants to marry Greenlee, too.

Greenlee takes Madison to the hospital. Madison sustained a mild concussion.... but she should be fine.... and the baby, too.

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

Madison takes a page from Madonna and announces, "She's gonna keep her baby...oooooh! oh!". Greenlee says that Madison should start over in New York City. Greenlee will pay for everything, but the baby must be kept a secret. Madison can have her baby, and Greenlee can have her own life with Ryan. Madison accepts the offer.

Erica goes to Kendall's and sees Clarence. "Who the hell are you?! What are you doing in my daughter's house?!" Clarence tells Erica his name and Erica recognizes it as the kind priest who has helped her daughters. Father C. tells Erica that he's never cared for modern technology... but he does follow her on Twitter.

Colby arrives at the hospital and sees Caleb looking at newborn babies. She calls Asher on her cell, "Hey! Get to the hospital right now!".

Greenlee is at Fusion and gets into the elevator -- it stalls! She yells for help.... coincidentally, Kendall shows up! Will she help Greens???

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

Greenlee is soooooo gonna lose him. I called it.

Little Becky B. is acting her heart out (she's good.... too bad the writing is so atrocious) and starts breaking down. Kendall says Greenlee's "apologies" mean nothing! Kendall wants her husband! Greenlee says she wishes she was dead instead of Zach. Kendall is her best friend! The tears roll. Greenlee tells Kendall that she loves her, and then Kendall tells Greenlee the same. They then make plans to attend the upcoming Dinah Shore Golf Tournament.

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

Erica goes to Kendall's and sees Clarence. "Who the hell are you?! What are you doing in my daughter's house?!" Clarence tells Erica his name and Erica recognizes it as the kind priest who has helped her daughters. Father C. tells Erica that he's never cared for modern technology... but he does follow her on Twitter.

Awwww, Asher comes to the hospital and looks at the babies with Caleb. Caleb donates a large amount of money to the neonatal intensive care unit -- which is now named in honor of Sonia Reyes. Asher looks pleased.

Greenlee is free from the elevator. Kenlee are BFFs again.

Erica goes to see Jackson at Ryan's house, announcing her love. Greenlee pops in with a huge grin like a Cheshire Cat and proceeds to give Erica a big bear hug! Erica's like, "What the f*ck?!". Greenlee is SOOO HAPPY and says she has a special gift.... it's Kendall! Kendall walks in and announces that Greenlee and her are best friends again. Erica looks so pissed. Kendall tells Erica to be happy for her.

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

Greenlee says she wishes she was dead...

So do I.

"Feisty" Randi Morgan and Frankie are with Madison. They do a sonogram on the baby. I wish they'd show it -- if it has horns, it's Ryan's.

That's the last part I saw.

THE END.

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by Pine Charles

That Greenlee/Madison preview is so DUMB.

"You have to keep this a secret from Ryan."/"I owe you!"

DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.

What stupid-even-if-fictional world are these people living in??

So Kendall and Greenlee are officially back to being friends? What an f-ing joke

LOL at FC pretty much giving Erica carte-blanche to cheat on Jack! Bwhaha!

"Feisty" Randi Morgan and Frankie are with Madison. They do a sonogram on the baby. I wish they'd show it -- if it has horns, it's Ryan's.

That's the last part I saw.

THE END.

Hopefully that's foreshadowing Frankie being the real daddy.

That Greenlee/Madison preview is so DUMB.

"You have to keep this a secret from Ryan."/"I owe you!"

DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.

What stupid-even-if-fictional world are these people living in??

Seriously! So contrived and ridiculous!

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by DCY

That Greenlee/Madison preview is so DUMB.

"You have to keep this a secret from Ryan."/"I owe you!"

DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.

What stupid-even-if-fictional world are these people living in??

Aren't they doing something like this on OLTL? Baby rabies, I tell you. It's a scourge. What is Greenlee afraid of? Are we supposed to believe that "the reunion we've been waiting for" *spits* would be derailed just because Ryan managed to knock up yet another woman? That doesn't back up the force-fed excrement we've seen on screen.

Edited December 28, 201014 yr by marceline

And not only does it make both women look completely selfish but idiotic as well. And who but [!@#$%^&*] RYAN is going to be written as the hurt, sympathetic party?? Ugh. Even if the kid isn't his, he'll still be written as such when the truth comes out because he will have been "duped" into thinking he was the dad (and we all know what a good father our hero will be to this baby ). Damned if you do, damned if you don't because Frankie will look bad too if he's the father (even if a lot of fans could give a crap about Randi and her feelings).