SON threads if the board had been around in the '80s

[DRW50]

I think I did that too. Oddly enough it was like late-1980s posts about Loving, mostly recaps typed up around then. A very mean part of me thought, "I wonder if they were the only people watching Loving..."

Can you imagine what soap viewers in their late teens might feel like if they find some of the stuff from the mid-90s, like the "Brooke English/Bobbie Jones Slapping Society" and such...

[bellcurve]

SEARCH: That flood looks so f*cking cheap.

EDGE: Why are they on the roof all the damn time?

GL: Revuh and JOSH-WAH Love Thread!

AW: NBC Executives Scabbing?

[All My Shadows]

LOL I remember an early AMC website that was all about the anti-Brooke. "This is how Brooke's fans see her," and it was that gorgeous picture of JB with long hair and a white gown, and then it said "This is how we see her," and it was one of those screwed screencaps that was taken mid-sentence. Hilarious.

AW: I just can't watch 90 minutes every day

Y&R, 1987: Brenda Dickson's hilarious new video...

[DRW50]

The anti-Brooke website was a classic. My favorite was the "Choose Your Own Adventure" with Brooke, which included Brooke not knowing her son's name, Brooke making Laura cry, Brooke mentioning her dead daughter Laura over and over, BROOKE ENGLISH HOMELESS SHELTER being in huge neon lights at the front of the building, Brooke getting drunk with Marian, Brooke trying to "turn" Michael Delaney's boyfriend, etc.

AW would probably be: ANOTHER producer out...

And we'd probably get a, "Why do soaps never get new writers? Enough Depriest/Marland/Lemay/O'Shea/Winsam/Falken Smith/Slesar/etc."

followed by

"Want a new writer? Fine. YOU take Jeff Ryder!"

[Bright Eyes]

DAYS: What the HELL is a Bennye Gatteys and WHY is she on MY show?

Linda Patterson - Biggest Slut is Daytime?

Brooke Hamilton - Can I slap her too?

[P.J.]

ATWT

Hank/Kirk, or Holden/Dusty? Who should be ATWT's first gay couple?

FIRE Doug Marland!

GL

Reva: The Slut of Springfield! Discuss.

Bring back Grant Aleksander, John Bolger SUCKS.

Michelle Forbes Rocks!

[bellcurve]

AMC's Jesse and Jenny: Either sh*t or get off the pot, Agnes!

[SFK]

AMC:

-So who should Kim Delaney choose to star in her first film with her?

-R.I.P. Bonkers

-Drinking Game: A shot every time Phoebe glances over at the cue cards (very popular on the set of Y&R )

[DRW50]

ATWT: Not MORE Snyders!!

GL: Which Lewis will Reva Get Next...Mindy?

[teplin]

Who is this Roman Brady clown they keep pushing on Marlena? She belongs with Don, end of story!

[Bright Eyes]

I could stand by this.

[All My Shadows]

I'm having too much fun with this

Can you give me the link to Digital Spy thread, Carl?

[DRW50]

AMC that is just brilliant (and I think Mrs. Grunt would prefer today's soaps).

Here's the thread. It's mostly Eastenders but a lot of the thread titles are just perfect:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1298190

[Guest dc cubs]

DAYS: Wedding Shocker - Larry Welch marries Howie Hoffsteder!

[TC]

OLTL - What happened to all the minorities?