Jump to content

Bravo's The Real Housewives of....


Cheap21

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 40.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Cheap21

    5000

  • Taoboi

    4062

  • Cat

    4031

  • NothinButAttitude

    3991

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

  • Members

YES, EILEEN YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNATCH THOSE HOS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: Poor Yolanda. hahahaha at her getting up and sitting by herself.

Awwww at Lisa V joining her.

Edited by Taoboi
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Brandi needs to be fired after last night. If Porsha had to go, so does Brandi. But Lisa is a better b-tch than me because Brandi would be swimming in the canal with the fishes.

Kim needs to go too. This pill popping heifer is scattered brained. Just a train wreck. How she goes from being sane to erratic the next second.... Kim needs a mental evaluation. But I am glad that Eileen called her ass out. And Brandi needs to stop bringing up how Eileen and her husband got together. Though how Vince and Eileen got together, both of them have been vocal that their previous marriages were on the rocks and they aren't happy about their actions. It'd only be reasonable [though not acceptable] that they'd gravitate towards others. That's human nature. Eileen has always been remorseful about how she got with Vince and I don't think she needs to apologize anymore. All parties seem to be happy so let the past be the past. Brandi should learn to take note. If she'd let go of Eddie and all that hatred towards him, maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable b-tch. Plus Kim saying [in her talking head] that Eileen needs to learn to take a joke was ironic. Wasn't three seasons ago when Brandi called you a 'meth head,' you went into a fit of fury? That you were screaming from the top of your lungs that she really hurt you? Bye, Kim.

Brandi getting up from the table in that dramatic scene.... :rolleyes: This trick stays turning on those fake ass waterworks for attention. What irked me even more was how she and Kim had that dramatic scene right after Kyle and Kim had theirs. The 'b-tch, really' look that Kyle had on her face had me rolling. It's super obvious [as if it wasn't already] that Brandi wants to drive a wedge between the Richards.

Finally, Eileen and Lips ... I didn't appreciate Lips just leaving Eileen and Kyle out there for open season when she opened Pandora's Box. So glad that Eileen called her ass to the carpet too.

Lisa V., Eileen, and even Kyle and Yolanda are the only women I am liking on this trip. Lips is on time out, and Brandi and Kim are dead to me. They can't do anything to win me over at this point. Lowest of the low, the worst and most hated housewives EVER.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Love ED seeing the BS for what it is and not seeing how the women can go shopping the next morning as if nothing happened. Damn she was like a pitbull and was on it! I like her bc she is like me in that I couldnt pretend to be fake like that and act like everything was okay. Id have to remove myself from those women

Im disappinted in Rinna. She says she will never speal to Kim and then the next morning she makes peace with her. Im glad ED called her out.

tumblr_nl1yzuEYLC1tzkmqmo1_540.jpg

I didnt mind Yolanda. I like that she was on Eileen's side. LOL at her going to have dinner alone. BTW, I liked her outfit here

"Dont f--king call me a homewrecker" Brandy is so childish. Bitch, you messed with the WRONG one here.

kyleeyeroll.gif?itok=o6v1Iq0-

On a side note, Kyle looked GORGEOUS.

Brandy was so superficial with her compliments and Im gladn Lisa called that out bc I noticed it. I would have smacked her after that slap. She keeps crossing boundaries

tumblr_nbpgrblTT41qlzuomo1_1280.jpg

nearly didnt recognize here there

Edited by Cheap21
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Cheshire

Wow, this show is coming into its own. I was not feeling it at all in the beginning but its grown on me

Lauren: "I would never book a holiday without Paul knowing, but I do book holidays without him coming" LOL

I dont want to admit to liking LeAnne so I'll say I dont hate her anymore. Ever since Magali read her ass, she toned it down and is alot more likeable

Dawn...I love and hate her voice at the same time. Its weird.

Ampika....love how forward she is. I hate her relationship with her ex though. Doesnt she have a man? She is so disrespectful. I dont get why she isnt back with Mark bc its like they already are, just without the sex. I dont get it. Im convinced she must be with a married man or maybe she is one of other girls. Theres no way a man doesnt care about any of this unless he has has own sidepiece. "Myster man" sounds like Big Poppa.. DEAD at her reading LeAnne. "Youre like a hoover, sucking her sh-t up". I busted out laughing when she did the vacuum motion. She was a bit aggressive and unnecessarily bitchy though.

Tanya: "I cant count or add up". Why am I not surprised? She is Porsha turned up to 20

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Yes! Kim saying, "it was just a joke" stunk of irony and hypocrisy. Continue on doing crystal meth in the bathroom. OMG it's just a joke, you know ha-ha Teresa Guidice funny?

I see both points of view, re: Eileen and Lips Rinna's conversation. On one hand, it is extremely bizarre to act like nothing happened. But on the other hand, it's best to just appease the crazy one and keep the peace. After all, they're thousands of miles from home and have to film together for the next few days. Might as well sweep it all under the rug (until they're back in Beverly Hills). No time out for Lisa R, for me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Melbourne

Gina's a non-entity at the moment sad.png. I wish the women would start coming for her again bc they gave her good material to work with. It looks like she gets into it with Janet next week so hopefully that changes things. Wow, I just reallized that she sounds like Dawn from Cheshire. Probbaly why I like her

Jackie is also a non-entity :(

I liked that Gamble went in on Janet. It was wrong of her (and Chyka) to bring up the gossip about her. "I didnt say you were a pole dancer; I said a stripper" WTF? Are those two different things in Australia bc here in the US those are two words to say the same thing.

Okay now Im feeling less sympathetic towards Gamble bc she's telling everyone about the sh-t that was said about her. She is probably too dumb to realize that she is now spreading the gossip about herself

Something about this season is off for me. Its kind of boring so far and just not clicking. The women just arent meshing well like last season

Edited by Cheap21
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

I still don't find Leanne to be likable. I just don't. She lacks her own personality and everything she says falls into line with Dawn, hence why I personally enjoyed Ampika blasting her.

Tanya's dolt ways don't bother me. It's kind of like Porsha (season 5) where it was somewhat cute and not offensive. It wasn't until Porsha said that Underground Railroad mess that made me loathe her.

But I am getting worried. I read on Daily Mail [don't know their credibility] that the show is in risk of being cancelled. I hope not. This show is enjoyable and not as toxic as current US housewives shows. I'm even enjoying it more than Melbourne.

Now that you put it like that, I understand better, but Lisa still shouldn't've left Eileen out to dry.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

RHoBH

I didn't feel like very much happened in this episode aside from The Slap...but here's what I've gleaned...

Eileen: By far and away the most logical, level headed, no game playing woman ever to grace these franchises. She just said exactly what she was thinking, didn't back down, didn't necessarily get nasty, didn't pick on anyone, just laid it out there on that damn boat and didn't pretend that going shopping with Kim and Brandi was OK or normal. Eileen made those awful cows uncomfortable by telling the truth. And credit to her and Lisa R that they civilly and intelligently worked out their crap immediately. I am convinced those two made a blood pact that they would not turn on each other when filming started. Daytime Sisters Forever.

Lisa R: She is a people pleaser, as Lisa V pointed out quite succinctly. She cracked under the psychosis of that pig Kim Richards. And that's a shame, because she was fearless last week. But Lisa R wanted to paint a shiny veneer over the ugliness. And it just hollowed her out.

Kyle: I have a newfound sympathy for Kyle. She is truly up sh*t creek when it comes to Kim. She cannot fight against her, she will never, ever, win with her. Kim is a disgusting manipulator who is illogical at her core. Kyle will never, ever, win. And she knows it. And she seems slightly defeated. Kathy is the rich one, Kim is the mess everyone cleans up and Kyle is the put upon baby of the family who wants to play with the popular, beautiful people, where life seems easy. And it's never going to happen. She'll always be the realtor's wife who lives in the house that's a little too close to Sherman Oaks than it should be for a Beverly Hills matron.

Yolanda: She's clearly struggling with Lyme disease. For all the shots I and others take at Yolanda and her shady crap, she's not healthy, and frankly that means she hasn't got a damn thing in this world. I wish her good health, I think she'd put it to good use.

Kim: This vile pig kept relatively quiet this episode. But one thing is clear: if she isn't being fawned over she's a raging piece of sh*t and a foul banshee who, for the record, clearly fell off the wagon when she took Monty's medication. And I'd bet that isn't the first time she's done that...allegedly, I doubt she's ever been sober.

Brandi: She's an ugly drunk. And she can't sit at the Big Kids Table because she has the emotional maturity of a gnat. She does not comprehend boundaries, she always pushes against them and then gets upset when someone firmly says No. I have no use for her. She should be fired without question.

Lisa V: Lisa is a lover, not a fighter. But she's steely British to her core and when Brandi touched her, that was the end of the road for her. She crossed a line with Lisa. And Lisa's right. It was disrespect at its core. Lisa's blog is illuminating about how much the slap actually upset her: she went to the men's washroom on the boat to have a cry and then pulled herself together. Stiff upper lip. I hope Ken firmly banishes Brandi from the Vanderpump-Todd kingdom. She has disrespected her gravely.

Edited by DaytimeFan
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Eileen OWNED this episode! She was so smart and articulate in every interaction this week. I loved how on the boat ride she didn't let ANYTHING slide and had perfect recollection. She is a brilliant choice for a housewife. Whoever decided to cast her deserves a medal.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



  • Recent Posts

    • Please register in order to view this content

         
    • @TaoboiI ran into Dani’s favorite party planner again tonight

      Please register in order to view this content

    • I think they’re desperately trying to cover his awful tattoos. But anyway them being unable to style short kings properly has been a major pet peeve of mine for a while now.  I honestly don’t understand what some people expect from actors to even begin considering them for recognition. Let’s be real—awards mostly mean that an actor is respected by their peers and has some level of cultural relevance. Actual judgment on the acting itself? That’s often secondary—highly subjective and shaped by the times. I completely agree on both points. If you’re an actor or a dancer you shouldn’t get any tattoos (sorry not sorry). Tomas’ tattoos are ugly too. And regarding the couples- you’re completely right. These writers are unable to write romance.   Further comments: - Kat cannot be this dumb to keep tampering with evidence over and over again. And I’m officially not a fan of the actress—every time she’s in a scene with Leslie, she doesn’t seem intimidated at all. She plays it like comic relief, which is just too much, especially when paired with Leslie’s histrionics and over-the-top antics. Leslie is older, dangerous, and has literally been portrayed as homicidal—Kat should be at least a little scared. • I also didn’t like Kat playing damsel in distress with the hotel manager. It gave off the same weird energy as Dani with the cop. I would’ve much preferred the version Paul Raven suggested, with her sneaking in through housekeeping. • And yes, Dani again accused Hayley of faking the pregnancy—this time even specifying she might be using a pillow under her shirt. (No fake miscarriage being mentioned) I stand by my take: this is ridiculous writing. No one in the real world—except us, the chronically online soap watchers—would even think of such a conspiracy theory. Haley is no Beyoncé. • What in the world was Chelsea wearing in her hair the other day? And this whole thing with Madison is beyond cringe. Chelsea’s coming off as needy and toxic—basically like every other Dupree. • I’m glad the casino storyline is moving forward, but it’s still boring as hell. Honestly, I’d be so here for a plot twist where Vanessa and Doug take Joey out. • The direction and editing lately have been rough. Abrupt cuts, weird pacing… something just feels off overall. There’s a strange uneasiness to how it’s all coming together. • And finally: Tomas is too much of a saint. Where are the messy sluts when you need them? (Vanessa doesn’t count.)
    • I was watching some August 1987 episodes and they brought back so many memories. I had some thoughts: Lisa and Jamie were so dull. Lisa was such a nothing character. It boggles my mind that so much story was centered around her in such a short amount of time. Joanna Going is a talented actress, but the material was just not there.  It was so good to see Wallingford and Mitch again. I know there was talk about Felicia a while back, but these episodes reminded me how integral Felicia was for the show.  Sally Spencer was done so dirty. She is turning in superb performances in an icky storyline. I wish she had stuck around longer. She has chemistry with everyone. The McKinnons should have lasted longer. Spencer had some strong stuff with Stephen Schnetzer and Mary Alexander. AW waster such a talented actress by getting rid of her. Justice for Cheryl too. I also missed Ed Fry when he left. Sandra Ferguson was a star from the moment she came on. She was charismatic and just popped. She had immediate chemistry with RKK and blended in well with Wyndham and Watson. I'd forgotten about the teenage Matthew.  I have no memory of Peggy Lazarus. She must not have lasted long. Was the original plan for John that he was going to turn out to be the twins' real father?      
    • If the new and improved copies that @rsclassicfanforever has uploaded can be manually moved into the "by month, by year" folders, that would be awesome. I personally don't think it's necessary to keep the older versions (which either have Dutch subtitles hard coded on them, or are lesser in picture quality). That's a lot of valuable drive space that could be cleared. Just my view but can appreciate others may feel differently. The structure had been by month by year previously, so I think it would be easier to conform to that, where so much prior work to get it to that format has already been done. Hopefully you can "drag and drop" so the new copies are in the right month/year? Re Clips, I never look at them now we pretty much have the episodes in full. Appreciate others may use, however. Thanks for all your hard work here @BoldRestless!
    • Oh yes defintely, Josh Griffith repeats and repeats the same storylines.
    • Isnt’t this storyline similar to the Cameron Kirsten situation though? Sharon thought she killed him. He ended up being alive and Sharon was being tormented with thinking she was seeing his face everywhere and that’s how we got that iconic scene with her and Nikki in the sewers.   I understand in Mariah’s case this is different circumstances but it does seem like a play on that whole thing. Maybe I’m wrong. I just wish if they were going to make any character follow in Sharon’s foot steps it would be Faith. Mariah wasn’t even raised by her, and her personality is different. I would expect her to take a different path. I understand I could be completely jumping ahead because the storyline hasn’t even played out yet but we’ll see. 
    • Thanks again @Paul Raven Monica was completely without redeeming qualities at this point. I always found the whole Monica = Carly narrative regressive, as I don't think shows comparing characters so heavily is ever a great idea, but she's actually worse than Carly was. Was it the Pollocks who had Leslie have a miscarriage?  Giving her a child, especially by rape, was not a good idea, but a part of me wishes they'd committed to it just to see what story it might have had in later years.
    • @janea4old Your detailed explanation and delving into the psychology and motivations is no doubt the opposite of what we will see onscreeen. As @ranger1rg stated we will get a few scenes and some sketchy explanations. Like the adoption of Aria, most of it will take place off screen.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy