And after re-watching last week's episode, I'm sorry. Ken didn't start that ambush.

Watching the previews for next weeks episode, Yolanda seriously needs to [!@#$%^&*] off. She is incredibly aggressive towards Lisa and Ken and hearing the way she said "You think my husband wants to come and hang with someone like you?" The absolute smugness from her. My hell, this bitch really thinks she married a celebrity! Seriously, take that lemon pledge out of your ass and recognize that no matter how famous your husband is you're still a washed up model whatsherface who had to marry money to attain any relevancy.

And Brandi seriously needs to get a hobby other than drinking.

Previews of next weeks episode tell so much in so little. I agree that next week will end up being Yolanda's downfall with the audience. Her haughty return with Ken will just make her look nasty. I hope her "marriage" with David will last forever because his track record says otherwise. And her being aggressive with Ken when he was just simply giving her a friendly nudge was ridiculous. And I also found it odd that in that exchange, Brandi slid in there that David works. Umm … b*tch, Ken works too. He owns numerous restaurants with his wife. Have a seat, whoremonger.

Brandi further kills me when she too jumps on and tells Ken not to jump into the "girl talk." So funny because last year, he was defending her when Paul/Adrienne and Kyle/Mauricio tag teamed her a** on two different occasions. Now in this situation, he's defending his own wife, and I don't blame Ken for interjecting. I would too. When you love someone and see them getting ganged up on, I'd jump in too. At that moment in time, I wouldn't care if you're man or woman when you're trying to hurt someone I love.

And the other clip with Carlton/Brandi, I am so glad that Carlton is no longer snowed by Brandi. Carlton (and now Yolanda) backing Lisa about the magazine claim just shows how thirsty and hungry that giraffe looking heifer is. The preview further showed how thirsty she is with Brandi bringing everything back to Scheana. I swear at this point, FleaAnn and Scheana need to hold diamonds next season just to eff with Brandi. I'm also hoping that Leann and Eddie's reality show paints them perfectly so that Brandi can't piggy back on them anymore.

Overall, I hope Lisa apologizes to Kyle, so she'll stop playing perpetual victims--a role she SUCKS at. I hope that Lisa officially washes her hands of Brandi and Yolanda. No forgiveness next season. I hope this is the end of Kim being on the show. After tonight, I'm hoping Carlton & Joyce are brought back next season, and they come for Brandi harder. Somebody better drag this saggy faced sow (Brandi) at the reunion. She needs to be checked once and for all….

Wow!!!! We are at the season finale next week already?!? Wow.

Well, I guess where I am at on this conflict between Lisa and the girls. Because that first 30 minutes was trying and I felt that they were fake as hell.

Yes, I said it.

Love that Carlton has Lisa's back. And judging from the preview she will be going in on Brandi and I love Lisa taking on Kyle AND Yolanda. She brings her bitch face and I support that 100 percent given what I saw in that first 30 minutes.

Until she has dreams that Lisa was mean to her...

Until she has dreams that Lisa was mean to her...

DEAD.

So Bravo has previews up already for next week?

Awesome.

He big difference between ken defending Brandi last season and what he did this season is that Brandi was being attacked by men and no men were attacking Lisa this year.

Can't wait for all the carlton love now lmfao.

And after re-watching last week's episode, I'm sorry. Ken didn't start that ambush.

Preach.....

Yolanda wants to come for Lisa along with the rest of the snarling pitbulls and she doesn't think Lisa's man is gonna call her out on her absolute BULL!? Please girl. Shes so irrelevant its not even funny. And David is no crown jewel please....

Can't wait to watch tonight....

For someone who's irrelevant you sure can't stop talking about her lol

What bothers me with Ken's involvement is the whole thing with his rules on what man should say to a woman. A man shouldn't criticize Brandi (even when she is using racial slurs against his wife) because Brandi's single. So if Yolanda says, "How dare you criticize me when my husband isn't here/when I have Lyme disease/etc." does that mean she's right and he's wrong?

The whole thing mostly underscores for me that aside from Lisa/Brandi, maybe, none of these were ever genuine friendships, more like uneasy alliances full of paranoid people. I think that's the biggest flaw in this franchise - the lack of emotional stakes.

JP you probably already have this, but anyway, from TV Guide

Lisa retweeted this and LemonLyme's is pissed! Get over it hag!

Lisa retweeted this and LemonLyme's is pissed! Get over it hag!

That sh*t was hilarious, and Yolanda is just pressed. And she of ALL people shouldn't be talking about "true colors." #StayPressedBoo #bytchbye #4everTheDuchessNeverTheQueen

Edited March 4, 201411 yr by Nothin'ButAttitude

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2014/03/real_housewives_of_nj_cast_members_admit_guilt.html

Teresa and Joe plead guilty today. The judge said Teresa will serve less than 2 years and Joe will serve a minimum of 3 years in prison.

Damn. Who's gonna take care of the girls? Joe's parents? Melissa & Joe? We can eliminate Teresa's parents because they are too old and her father is barely hanging by a thread. Those girls, especially Milania, would finish him off….

Watching RHOBH.

So.... Lisa and Ken leave PR and it signals immediate guilt? WTFever.

Kim has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. She is so invested in Lisa and Ken being ousted. Does she think that with them gone, Kim is going to get more meaningful airtime? lmao. She has no airtime without mentioning their asses. Kim says she is pleased they are gone. Ooooo. Burn.

How sweet that everybody is getting along so well! It's all so REAL and GENUINE and SPONTANEOUS! What a fakefest. Everybody promises not to mention the Wicked Fairy but they just can't help themselves. Oh the energy without Lisa here is so different! It's wonderful! Kim is making a play for the 'Unfunniest Housewife on Bravo' award by imitating Puerto Ricans speaking "olé olé blah blah." It's called Spanish, you tool. She and Brandi decide to splash around, barefoot, in a fountain and all I can think is aaaargh! GERMS! Do you know how many birds and people piss, sh!t and vomit in recycled fountain water?! Luckily security is here to chase them away and decontaminate the fountain. LOL, c'mon. The joke writes itself!

Lisa talking with Carlton is probably the most relaxed and vulnerable I have seen Lisa all season. I can't disagree with Ken's words about how these people are no longer their friends. Apart from those amazing distracting eyelashes, I feel so bad for the Queen.

Thankfully the episode is leaving this toxic BS for now. First we get a not-at-all-staged moment (!) where Brandi gifts her mom with a new car -- at Yolanda's mansion. Because her condo is too shiteous to be filmed. Her mom and dad looked genuinely thrilled but seeing Yolanda and Hellooooo my Love! play the generous proxy benefactors felt off to me. Especially after Yol's WWHL interview.

Kim's ex is HOT AS SIN. He looks about 32! Young Kimberley and I had identical college experiences -- I, too, walked through into my dorm room and discovered a closet with a bunk bed in it. Gigi is having the college living experience I wish I had -- a multi-million dollar apartment in Manhattan. Yes, please! Having said that, living in a dorm was as meaningful, difficult, but ultimately as rewarding an experience as going to class. Gigi might be missing out. Still, both Lemons and the drunken pony did raise great daughters.

OMG, Taylor!!! Kennedy is so lively now! Portia is a sweetheart but that older daughter, Sophia, is clearly trying out for her own future reality show with that screeching.

Next week: ugh. I despise those witches again.

Edited March 4, 201411 yr by Cat

Damn. Who's gonna take care of the girls? Joe's parents? Melissa & Joe? We can eliminate Teresa's parents because they are too old and her father is barely hanging by a thread. Those girls, especially Milania, would finish him off.

Their kids will go to one of Juicy's siblings. There is no way in the world they should go live with Joe and Melissa.