I am trying to help you achieve a goal, but you won't participate????? We're talking about my favorite character here. What would you like to hear Natalie tell another citizen of Llanview! Beeeeeeeep! Your answer is disqualified.

Ok! So far we have

#10 to Ghost Nash: "Happy Landings"

#9 to John McBain: "Jared is SO much better in bed than you ... and he has a far cuter ass."

#8 When Jess kicked Natalie out of the room, she should have ran back and told her, "YES. The sex was WELL worth it, bitch!"

My turn again

#7 Natalie to Jared: "Snap out of it!!!! Stop feeling sorry for yourself for all the crap your lie has caused. Let's go fix it. How are we going to get BE back and make Dorian Pay?????"

#6 Nat to Blair: "Everyone hates us, but they think Jessica and Kelly are little princesses. Let's be BFF's and [!@#$%^&*] this town up."

#5 Nat to Dorian: "Since everybody hates us and blames us for Nash's death............where can I get a fabulous hat like yours?"

#4??????????????????

four to go guys! Do It for Scotty!!!!

Oh, okay....I get it now. It has to be something that we'd like Natalie to say to another character in Llanview.

Okay......let's see...

#3 Natalie to Dorian: "I would so like to be a Cramer girl. Can I call you Mommy?"

How's that? Any good?

Actually, I meant that this thread shoudl have 1,000 by the start of Monday's episode...but I like your thinking better.

will this make it the longest weekly thread ever?

(thats me asking filler questions to help you along )

Edited June 9, 200817 yr by Cheap21

I'm not feeling any kind of love. You've been a pain in the ass, a fanbase troublemaker, at so many sites.

You have yet to prove yourself worthy of my consideration.

I wish you would go back to ABC.COM.

Hmmmmm! LOL! That last line of yours, ensures I will hang here for awhile. Maybe you'll reconsider in time. Or not. <shrug>

I'm not feeling any kind of love. You've been a pain in the ass, a fanbase troublemaker, at so many sites.

You have yet to prove yourself worthy of my consideration.

I wish you would go back to ABC.COM.

Hey let's try to keep the conversation civil around here........after all this isn't a BE shareholders' meeting.

Hey let's try to keep the conversation civil around here........after all this isn't a BE shareholders' meeting.

but BE shareholder meetings are fun....at least they are now after the past week...lol

will this make it the longest weekly thread ever?

(thats me asking filler questions to help you along )

I'm not exactly sure, but I would say it is a pretty safe bet.

I'm positive that it is the longest ever OLTL weekly thread ever at SON though.

Does anyone think Nora will get some story under RC's pen? Dorian, Viki, and Blair are all in great shape, but I want HBS to get her chance to shine.

To paraphrase Madonna, "I wouldn't wish ABC.com on my worst enemy's dog."

God, I hate that site and all the useless threads.

You got it Shane! And the last thing this place needs is that kind of fanbase BS. So far we've managed to *mostly* stick to critical analysis - and lots of overall gushing. If fanbase wars a la ABC.COM start here, you guys will see the worst side of me possible.

I'm not exactly sure, but I would say it is a pretty safe bet.

I'm positive that it is the longest ever OLTL weekly thread ever at SON though.

And it's all, honestly, revolved around THIS WEEK'S OLTL. We haven't gotten off-topic very much at all, LOL.

I hope the "soap press," as it is, knows how much fans are loving this. We damn well better see Editors' Choice in SOD, and ABC SID better give their Gold Star to Bree or Robin. Assuming they still give the Gold Star; I haven't read the rag in two years.

I am trying to help you achieve a goal, but you won't participate????? We're talking about my favorite character here. What would you like to hear Natalie tell another citizen of Llanview! Beeeeeeeep! Your answer is disqualified.

Ok! So far we have

#10 to Ghost Nash: "Happy Landings"

#9 to John McBain: "Jared is SO much better in bed than you ... and he has a far cuter ass."

#8 When Jess kicked Natalie out of the room, she should have ran back and told her, "YES. The sex was WELL worth it, bitch!"

My turn again

#7 Natalie to Jared: "Snap out of it!!!! Stop feeling sorry for yourself for all the crap your lie has caused. Let's go fix it. How are we going to get BE back and make Dorian Pay?????"

#6 Nat to Blair: "Everyone hates us, but they think Jessica and Kelly are little princesses. Let's be BFF's and [!@#$%^&*] this town up."

#5 Nat to Dorian: "Since everybody hates us and blames us for Nash's death............where can I get a fabulous hat like yours?"

I love this!!!!

#4 Nat to the women of Llanview: "Hate on me all you want, bitches. I've got the best boobs in Llanvew."

#3 Natalie to Dorian: "I would so like to be a Cramer girl. Can I call you Mommy?" (I really think Natalie would make a great Cramer). You finally made it Scotty.

#2 Natalie to Clint: Uhhhhh! Dad? When everyone else in the family was telling you what a fool you were for "desperately getting laid" with Dorian, I said if she makes you happy, I'm happy. So can we just not go there with my feelings for Jared.

and #1

Natalie to John McBain: "I love him! You do know what that means don't you?"

but BE shareholder meetings are fun....at least they are now after the past week...lol

That's an understatment.

What I wouldn't give to live in Llanview.

You got it Shane! And the last thing this place needs is that kind of fanbase BS. So far we've managed to *mostly* stick to critical analysis - and lots of overall gushing. If fanbase wars a la ABC.COM start here, you guys will see the worst side of me possible.

Well since you brought it up, I don't think I am the one who started it. Dial it back a bit, and we'll be fine.

Fourteen posts to go to make Scotty happy! 22 minutes. I've done my part. Good night. Muah!

Edited June 9, 200817 yr by rhinohide

I am trying to help you achieve a goal, but you won't participate????? We're talking about my favorite character here. What would you like to hear Natalie tell another citizen of Llanview! Beeeeeeeep! Your answer is disqualified.

Ok! So far we have

#10 to Ghost Nash: "Happy Landings"

#9 to John McBain: "Jared is SO much better in bed than you ... and he has a far cuter ass."

#8 When Jess kicked Natalie out of the room, she should have ran back and told her, "YES. The sex was WELL worth it, bitch!"

My turn again

#7 Natalie to Jared: "Snap out of it!!!! Stop feeling sorry for yourself for all the crap your lie has caused. Let's go fix it. How are we going to get BE back and make Dorian Pay?????"

#6 Nat to Blair: "Everyone hates us, but they think Jessica and Kelly are little princesses. Let's be BFF's and [!@#$%^&*] this town up."

#5 Nat to Dorian: "Since everybody hates us and blames us for Nash's death............where can I get a fabulous hat like yours?"

I love this!!!!

#4 Nat to the women of Llanview: "Hate on me all you want, bitches. I've got the best boobs in Llanvew."

#3 Natalie to Dorian: "I would so like to be a Cramer girl. Can I call you Mommy?" (I really think Natalie would make a great Cramer). You finally made it Scotty.

#2 Natalie to Clint: Uhhhhh! Dad? When everyone else in the family was telling you what a fool you were for "desperately getting laid" with Dorian, I said if she makes you happy, I'm happy. So can we just not go there with my feelings for Jared.

and #1

Natalie to John McBain: "I love him! You do know what that means don't you?"

Cool beans!

I am trying to help you achieve a goal, but you won't participate????? We're talking about my favorite character here. What would you like to hear Natalie tell another citizen of Llanview! Beeeeeeeep! Your answer is disqualified.

Ok! So far we have

#10 to Ghost Nash: "Happy Landings"

#9 to John McBain: "Jared is SO much better in bed than you ... and he has a far cuter ass."

#8 When Jess kicked Natalie out of the room, she should have ran back and told her, "YES. The sex was WELL worth it, bitch!"

My turn again

#7 Natalie to Jared: "Snap out of it!!!! Stop feeling sorry for yourself for all the crap your lie has caused. Let's go fix it. How are we going to get BE back and make Dorian Pay?????"

#6 Nat to Blair: "Everyone hates us, but they think Jessica and Kelly are little princesses. Let's be BFF's and [!@#$%^&*] this town up."

#5 Nat to Dorian: "Since everybody hates us and blames us for Nash's death............where can I get a fabulous hat like yours?"

I love this!!!!

#4 Nat to the women of Llanview: "Hate on me all you want, bitches. I've got the best boobs in Llanvew."

#3 Natalie to Dorian: "I would so like to be a Cramer girl. Can I call you Mommy?" (I really think Natalie would make a great Cramer). You finally made it Scotty.

#2 Natalie to Clint: Uhhhhh! Dad? When everyone else in the family was telling you what a fool you were for "desperately getting laid" with Dorian, I said if she makes you happy, I'm happy. So can we just not go there with my feelings for Jared.

and #1

Natalie to John McBain: "I love him! You do know what that means don't you?"

Like I said.. . If fanbase wars a la ABC.COM start here, you guys will see the worst side of me possible.

rhinohide and TC Greene, can't we just let this go.