Members WillenFan21 Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 LMFAO OMG.... http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic...-a-patio-table/ No Picnic: Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table. Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it. Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school. In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noel Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 What a stupid retard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 LMAO I saw this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 BTW this happened in Ohio. Guess who lives in Ohio? Baby Nina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noel Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Patio Table Humper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Noel get your ass on Yahoo Messenger now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Ow. Talk about an inconvenient splinter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 I think this dude is a couple froot loops short of a toucan sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noel Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Why? So you can get on my nerves some more? Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Don't do it now because I am about to go to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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