Of course the iguana now has a Twitter account. LOL.

 

Peep my highlight reel. It's lit! 🔥 https://t.co/HmD3Ltc2TK

— Iggy the Iguana (@MiamiOpenIggy) March 22, 2017

1 hour ago, DramatistDreamer said:

 

 

 

U.S. Davis Cup team is about to clear a spot for this iguana, probably. It's way faster than John Isner. 

 

 

Hahahahahahahahaha

And his pic with the one and only that he got warned for by the umpire....LOL

 

I freaked when I saw them trying to catch that thing. 

Seriously..the grunting has to stop. Jared Donaldson grunting was way over the top and unnecessary.

20 hours ago, Soapsuds said:

Seriously..the grunting has to stop. Jared Donaldson grunting was way over the top and unnecessary.

 

I bet Borna Coric and Marcel Granollers outdid him today. Normally, I can run the livestream in the background while I'm on the computer typing but today, I just had to close it out-- soo much noise!

 Tiafoe's philosophy: Why play 2 sets when you can waste energy on 3?  Up 5/0 in 3rd. SMDH

5 minutes ago, DramatistDreamer said:

 

I bet Borna Coric and Marcel Granollers outdid him today. Normally, I can run the livestream in the background while I'm on the computer typing but today, I just had to close it out-- soo much noise!

Borna had his usual porn grunting but Marcel was extremely loud. And like many others he doesn't do it on every point.

4 minutes ago, ChitHappens said:

 Tiafoe's philosophy: Why play 2 sets when you can waste energy on 3?  Up 5/0 in 3rd. SMDH

 

Yes, OMG!  My stream was freezing and I don't know who I became more frustrated with, Frances or my damn ISP!  

He's young and hopefully he will learn to better capitalize on his opportunities, sooner rather than later.

 

On a good note, at least Darian King closed out his match in two, although I don't know why he seemed to be having a series of arguments with the chair umpire.

Edited March 23, 20178 yr by DramatistDreamer

5 minutes ago, ChitHappens said:

 Tiafoe's philosophy: Why play 2 sets when you can waste energy on 3?  Up 5/0 in 3rd. SMDH

The match was putting me to sleep. Today's matches minus the Borna one have really been bad. The matchups are just boring.

And what bothers me about Donaldson last night is that he wasn't grunting at all at the beginning....then all of sudden he starts grunting really loud....ridiculous!

16 minutes ago, Soapsuds said:

The match was putting me to sleep. Today's matches minus the Borna one have really been bad. The matchups are just boring.

And what bothers me about Donaldson last night is that he wasn't grunting at all at the beginning....then all of sudden he starts grunting really loud....ridiculous!

 

I like Coric but I suspect he's picking up Nolé's habit of using the on court trainer as his personal masseuse.

At least he seems to be keeping his bedroom moaning in check. When he was lying on his stomach being rubbed by the trainer, he didn't moan this time-probably because a young lady was holding an umbrella over him and he likely didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.

 

I did notice that the umbrella holder switched off with another young lady. Either the first one's arm was getting tired and she needed reinforcements or the next umbrella holder was jealous and wanted a turn.

 

 

Elias throws a ball
Bernardes. "If you do the same thing that the other 'unlucky' did... Don't do that. You are not like that, I know you". pic.twitter.com/uLniiMWakh

— José Morgado (@josemorgado) March 23, 2017

Don't these guys ever learn?

Edited March 23, 20178 yr by DramatistDreamer

3 minutes ago, DramatistDreamer said:

 

I like Coric but I suspect he's picking up Nolé's habit of using the on court trainer as his personal masseuse.

At least he seems to be keeping his bedroom moaning in check. When he was lying on his stomach being rubbed by the trainer, he didn't moan this time-probably because a young lady was holding an umbrella over him and he likely didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.

 

I did notice that the umbrella holder switched off with another young lady. Either the first one's arm was getting tired and she needed reinforcements or the next umbrella holder was jealous and wanted a turn.

Hahahaha....I noticed he was getting another massage and thought Porna 2.0 coming up...LOL but TC cut to commercial. I wasn't watching the feed on Tennis Live. And just because you brought it up....LOL

 

 

Edited March 23, 20178 yr by Soapsuds

@Soapsuds You're my hero! I thought this clip had been scrubbed from the Internets, LOL.

 

 

Edited March 23, 20178 yr by DramatistDreamer

1 minute ago, DramatistDreamer said:

@Soapsuds You're my hero! I thought this clip had been scrubbed from the Internets, LOL.

 

The video is so homo erotic....LOL...the moans really do add a touch to it....LOL   I was hoping to see 2.0 today like I said but to no avail.

@SoapsudsWhy don't those two fools in the commentary box shut the hell up though?! I'm tryna listen! LOL

20 minutes ago, DramatistDreamer said:

@SoapsudsWhy don't those two fools in the commentary box shut the hell up though?! I'm tryna listen! LOL

Hahaha....he moans during the 2:54 time as well and the shot of him at 3:13 to 3:18...and why in the hell is he drinking water during the massage?....LOL