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The Haunting Ryan

It was a dark and stormy night. Out in the mansion known as Hawk A Loogie on Lavery, there lived a monster that could best be described as having only one pec on his chest and a forest of hair that looks like a separate pubic forest. He was the scariest creature one could ever find. He howled like Paris Hilton's howls out to Nicole Ritchie the first five letters of the alphabet in random order (she still has not learned it yet). Other sounds from this ferocious beast are of someone liking a stamp that is of crocodile skin and rough and nasty and just full of Dynamite Kiddo oar. Underneath all of this there lived another ogre known as Jonaturd who could scare the little children away by showing his condom shaped face full of bodily fluids that makes you think he could be in a "got milk" advertisement. Yep these two creatures need to be stopped so do whatever you must to get the job done. Hire a hitman to shoot them in the eyes and have them bulge out faster than Harrison Ford takes off his fedora as Indiana Hockett Jones. Take extra precaution that you do not get sucked into the bug eyed stare for then your punishment is watching some grusome and foul moments between his holiness and the Green Butterfly as they attempt to make whoopey but look nastier than Sally Struther in a bikini. Beware when you enter this mansion because few have made it out alive. Death can result in losing your wee wee and whack whack or having your foot shoved into your gluteous maximus that you barf

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I don't know, but I'm sitting on the fence in a way regarding the Lily/Jon/Ava storyline.... A part of me simply doesn't know if Jon is truly interested in Ava for who she is or merely by who she looks like.....And I felt so bad for Lily...While she's saying she can't be mad/fault Jon liking Ava, just her facial expressons read otherwise..

I always love seeing Stuart and I loved his talking to Zach... You could tell just by Zach's look, that he was a bit touched by all that Stuart was trying to do for the sake of his family.

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Speaking of scripts and what-not...there was a very, very, VERY cringe-worthy line either in today's show or yesterday's show. I don't even remember how the line went, but it was just so...so ugh. I'm going to watch today's episode again to see if I can catch it, but it's been bugging me ever since I heard it.

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That's Joanna Cohen for you!

To me, the main difference between her writing and Beall's is that Beall does both wit and insightful conversations well while Cohen can't write humorous dialogue at all.

I wish I had more free time to read through some old transcripts and compare Beall to Cohen in both areas to show you what I mean, but it's summer and I have too many commitments to friends and family (as well as work).

I had to ff through most of Tuesday's episode because the dialogue was so bad and the only scenes I watched yesterday were Stuart/Zach.

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I enjoyed yesterday's show.....Loved the Greenlee/Josh potential and wondered if they would go this route, not long after Sabine joined the show and was put in the mix with Colin. I loved seeing Stuart and hope that the show will use more of our beloved and backburnered vets. Love the Greenlee/Annie feud...could this be the Brooke and Erica of this generation???

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