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I had lunch with my best friend Doris today. We shared a small pizza. And some wine. And some WHINE from both of us.

Doris is about five foot zero and has HUGE TITS and she knows it

The waiter noticed ME. (six socks in the frnt of my undies)

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My job is stressful. I'm trying to enjoy my lunch break, but I keep being disturbed.

Annoyed....frustrated.....pissed off....sick of the drama....

I should wear that on my shirt to work. Maybe then people will get the hint...

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Party for Two

Shania Twain (w/ Billy Currington)

I'm having me a party

(I don't think I can come)

Uh,uh, this ain't just any kind of party

(Nah, I think I'll stay at home)

Uh, oh, no It's gonna be really, really hot

(Startin' to sound good)

I'm gonna put you on the spot

(Baby, maybe I should)

Yeah, there'll be lots of one on one

(Guess I could be there)

Come on and join the fun

(What should I wear?)

I'll tell you bout' it..

BRIDGE:

It doesn't matter what you wear

'Cause it's only gonna be

you and me there (Whoa!)

CHORUS:

I'm having a party

A party for two

Invitin' nobody

Nobody but you

You'll be sexy in your socks

(We could polish the floors)

In case that anybody knocks

(Let's lock all the doors)

Yeah, all the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I wanna try somethin' new

(I wanna try that, too)

I tell you bout' it...

BRIDGE:

(It doesn't matter)

uh, uh

(What I wear)

('Cause it's only gonna be)

You and me there (whoa!)

CHORUS:

I'm having a party

a party for two

invitin' nobody

Nobody but you (yeah)

Yeah, you

BRIDGE 2:

(I'm here) You're there

(That's all) we really need

(We're gonna) We're gonna party hearty

(Just) Just you and me

(Don't) Don't think about it now

(Don't) Don't even doubt it now

(I'm inviting you to a) party for two

(Whoa!)

[GUITAR SOLO]

shake it, shake it

(Come on baby!)

Aww,the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I wanna try somethin' new with you, boy

(I wanna try it, too)

I'll tell you that it..

BRIDGE:

It doesn't matter what you wear

('Cause it's only gonna be)

It's only gonna be you and me

(Awwwww, yeah)

[backing] I'm havin' a party

(A little bitty party baby)

[backing] A party for two

It's just me and you

(That's right)

[backing] Invitin' noboby

I ain’t inviting anybody

(Nobody baby)

[backing]nobody but you

Chorus (alternating voices, double lyrics)

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

(Just you and me there)

That was great!

(Let’s do it again!)

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