ChitHappens

ATL: I'm hoping Apollo's dialogue is limited to hi and bye! He should be seen and not heard because he's a husband and not one of the wives. What a colossal dummy!

ROTF! Wow, Eric. Just wow! Skirt is hideous. Looks as if her hips are sinking to her knees.

LMAO!

Nene's a sharp cookie, so I'm not gonna worry, but Greg appears to have made a turnaround at the same time as Nene's career. Of course, we have no idea what transpired offscreen, but again, Nene aint no fool and she would know if Greg was not into her.

Re-watching Kenya telling Cynthia girls from the BA contacted her after the Jet audition and thanked her, and I don't believe that for a minute! Does anyone else buy that?

Which tells me Wig thought she was too good to be around the others. She was ok as a trashy mistress and a 24 hour lesbian, but now that Wig has stability, she doesn't need the others. I expect someone's life to change when they find love and complete their family, but Wig looked down on the rest once she got hers.

There's no RHOA without NeNe. No one currently on canvas can fill her shoes!

Very inappropriate Phaedra! Gross, actually! Cynthia's commentary this week is so on point. Love it! Kenya and Walter? Time to spare us from this fake chit!

Derek and Lawrence make me physically ill!

I have no desire to see Brandi sit and talk with Leanne about anything. I want Brandi to whip her ugly ass and not because of the affair with Loser Cibrian, but because of the chit Leanne has been pulling since. Ok, the eppy is officially ruined for me! Damn it!

I think they need to be paid to keep their clothes on! So nasty! And they are all very homely!

RHOA: What the !@#$%^&*] kind of strip club is that?

Heard this when I saw Django this week and immediately became obsessed. I am not familiar with John Legend's music, but this song here is so damn good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRUBzr2V1c

Um no!

So we can listen to her po ass talk about how much she paid for something!

LMAO! That outfit is all kinds of hideous! And yeah, Sheree looked like a pre-op from day 1!

Kenya is going to have to find something else to cling to. Every conversation she has leads back to Miss USA 1993. Damn!

I'm afraid of what will happen to my show without Mazzara. Not familiar with his other work, but I absolutely love where he's taken TWD! I see inferior show runners lining up for the job and AMC counting their revenue while thinking that only blood and guts is what put this show on the map. They figure that's easy and anyone can do it. Idiots! Be afraid. Be very afraid!

I hope this makes that disgusting thing go away!

What loss?

I think you are on to something here. Kim took on Kyle's role of pretending to do a good thing when she's really just starting chit, and Kyle is upset about that. Great observation! Kim is dead on when she said Kyle started this whole thing. Brandi is trying to control her outbursts, but she picked the wrong time to do it because she needed to read that monkey faced bitch! Brandi showed remarkable restraint.

Someone please step in Faye's ass! Who does she think she is?! Is there anyone here who hates Kyle? I cannot properly convey my feelings, so it would help if I knew someone might feel the same. Ugh! Bitch!

RHOBH Awwwwwwwww. Yolanda couldn't make it to the dinner party because she was attending Donna Summer's funeral. sniff sniff

RHOBH Kim is really becoming an interesting housewife, and she got major points tonight when she said Kyle lit the fuse! At Sur, Kyle started it! She's just upset that the chit hit the fan at Mauricio's event. She doesn't care about ruining anyone else's event. Just not Mauricio's. Bitch! Mauricio, you need to look at your wife when you want to list gossiping lying bitches.

Cheap that 2nd gif if golden. I love it so much! Nene had me in tears.