ChitHappens

Madison Keys is ready to play with the big girls! She's the only up and coming American that is showing lots of promise. I am super impressed with her game! She's only 17! That said, the witch in me would be remiss if I didn't mention how homely this chick is. She looks like the love child of Jennifer Capriati and Anastasia Myskina - YIKES! And because she almost has a Serena sized rack, she may want to invest in some Serena type sport's bras! You don't see the queen sagging or the puppies about to jump out of her shirt! But I digress, AO13 in 5 days! YAY!!!!! Nice to see Sveta playing again!

Read it and weep Wig and SheBroke!

I'm tempted to check this out, and that is only because the women don't look all fucked up by "facial reconstruction"! That's very rare. I only watch BH and ATL, but I just may give this one a shot.

I hate Kyle! She is clueless as to why Kim doesn't want her troublemaking condescending ass around?! Bitch!

Tipsy and Tsonga don't stand a chance. Lately, Tsonga can't close a door, let alone a match. He was doing great for a while, especially since he was w/out a coach for a year. Now that he has one, we will see how his game goes. Top ten and no coach? Pretty impressive. Tipsy? He's got alot of growing to do. If he makes it to the quarters, I'd be shocked. I have a feeling my sexy Djoker is going to take this as well. I miss Rafa so much!

RHOBH: Lisa is just absolutely fabulous! Total class act! Faye is going to be a problem for me, and I'm gonna need Brandi to just say "!@#$%^&*] it!" and go in on that monkey face heifer! I can't enjoy this season while that primate plays talk show host from hell!

RHOBH: I just thought about it, but isn't tonight the eppy that has Creature Feature crying on the phone about God knows what? Must we?!

Looks as if Stosur's USO11 win was a fluke because she can't buy a win these days. Much like Francesca S. Glad she's flopping because I can't stand the sound of her on the court. Very distracting and gross! Wow! I envy you going to the AO!

Serena is the strong favorite! Her game is the best its ever been, and this surface has been very kind to her. She could take #1. Vika will be looking for revenge here, but it will be tough for her. AO surface is a feast for many. If Vika does not make it to the final, she loses #1. Sharapova, she can't get passed Vika too often and she's proven time and time again that Serena beats her mentally as well as physically. Serena knows that court and has committed it to memory!

Eric, Kandi's shorts were offensive, and she needs to take control of that bottom half before it's too late! That's beyond a donkey booty. It's a caboose and has taken on a life of its own. How dare she show up in this god aweful shorts!

I had a mouth full of coffee and caught it just in time. LMAO! She was beyond delusional! I'm thinking Chateau fully inhabitable right now - with a tent over that hole!

Kenya, you don't look like Beyonce, and no one told you that! STFU!

ATL: I'm hoping Apollo's dialogue is limited to hi and bye! He should be seen and not heard because he's a husband and not one of the wives. What a colossal dummy!

ROTF! Wow, Eric. Just wow! Skirt is hideous. Looks as if her hips are sinking to her knees.

LMAO!

Nene's a sharp cookie, so I'm not gonna worry, but Greg appears to have made a turnaround at the same time as Nene's career. Of course, we have no idea what transpired offscreen, but again, Nene aint no fool and she would know if Greg was not into her.

Re-watching Kenya telling Cynthia girls from the BA contacted her after the Jet audition and thanked her, and I don't believe that for a minute! Does anyone else buy that?

Which tells me Wig thought she was too good to be around the others. She was ok as a trashy mistress and a 24 hour lesbian, but now that Wig has stability, she doesn't need the others. I expect someone's life to change when they find love and complete their family, but Wig looked down on the rest once she got hers.

There's no RHOA without NeNe. No one currently on canvas can fill her shoes!

Very inappropriate Phaedra! Gross, actually! Cynthia's commentary this week is so on point. Love it! Kenya and Walter? Time to spare us from this fake chit!

Derek and Lawrence make me physically ill!

I have no desire to see Brandi sit and talk with Leanne about anything. I want Brandi to whip her ugly ass and not because of the affair with Loser Cibrian, but because of the chit Leanne has been pulling since. Ok, the eppy is officially ruined for me! Damn it!

I think they need to be paid to keep their clothes on! So nasty! And they are all very homely!

RHOA: What the !@#$%^&*] kind of strip club is that?

Heard this when I saw Django this week and immediately became obsessed. I am not familiar with John Legend's music, but this song here is so damn good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRUBzr2V1c