Chris B

Next week looks boring, but this week more than makes up for that! Plus the next two episodes are going to be EXPLOSIVE so let them have a quiet week! Hint: That is when Kim's story starts... This week was amazing! I loved how heavy it was on Eileen and Lisa Rinna! All reports had them as enemies which I knew made little sense. I love how real they are, including Eileen who I've heard many say they feel like she's acting. To me Eileen is clearly being herself and not trying. Compared to the others when it comes to hair, makeup and clothing, I feel like she is who she is off camera as well. Even her scenes it just doesn't feel like she's trying hard to make it interesting--it just is. The only case you could say she turns it on is the talking heads, but everybody does. You're supposed to! I loved how straight forward Lisa Rinna was in her feelings about Brandi. They shouldn't have edited the scene between Lisa/Brandi/Eileen at Yolanda's party. The full video is on Bravo's website and Lisa really laid into Brandi. Why would they edit that? They could've easily removed one of Kyle's scenes or Yolanda's lemon picking. Lisa Vanderpump was so fierce and fabulous, as always! I LOVED how she served Brandi dust and even after apologizing made it clear she wanted not a damn thing to do with that hoe. Brandi is UNBEARABLE this season! I just re-watched season 2 and I LOVE her! The fact that she makes me side with Kyle, something Kyle's own sisters won't do, says something! It seems like throughout the season she's just going to insult everybody. I can't imagine it being easy for her going into next season, but Bravo won't want to let her go. She better hope her toxic bond with Kim is strong enough to keep her on. Or maybe if they do bring back Carlton that will give her someone else to film with. I could see them bringing Carlton back as a Friend just so she can have someone to film with. Going back to Eileen, the wine toss was sick. Brandi does give off SuperFan vibes (and I mean that in the worst way possible), but there is no excuse for that. I think that overall came from jealous of Eileen and she used the superfan thing as a cover. Bitch I see you! ETA: The video of Lisa Rinna warning Brandi she will gladly put those hands on her if she has to. Link: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/videos/playlist?clip=2838180

I'm still in April and LOVING this show. I just wanted to comment on the Temp!Maggie. At first she was an adjustment, but I didn't mind her overall. She was more of a heroine and more neurotic and just as I was wondering how Bethel Leslie would handle this story, she appeared! It was glorious and I'm glad she got to handle the real meat of the story. I LOVE her! I'm going to really miss her when she leaves. I watched one 80s episode and skipped forward and saw a little bit of Lydia Bruce. Considering how long she was in the role I'm sure she'll be great and I'll love her as well, but Bethel is just fabulous.

RHOBH clip with Brandi throwing the drink at Eileen: http://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/exclusive-first-look-real-housewives-beverly-hills-clip Seeing the context and how it's basically a fight over Days of Our Lives is pretty hilarious. It also is pretty sick of Brandi. Andy was correct on WWHL that she picks the fights with the wrong housewives.

Nene was RIDICULOUS! Why does she not get more flack for her behavior? She's been shading Claudia since before she even met her and it seems pretty harsh for someone who she doesn't know. I feel like this is a classic case of Nene being jealous of her. It can't just be that she's friends with Kenya. I hope Claudia reads the dog shyt out of her in Puerto Rico. Also, despite the fabulous read of Phaedra, I still think Demetria is a little too pedestrian for this show. I'm not really feeling her yet. I still think they made a huge, huge mistake not making Marlo a full-time housewife. Especially with Nene being on her way out anyway.

I think if Lisa Rinna were acting she wouldn't reveal such embarrassing things about herself. Having watched her on talk shows I think this is the real her. As for Kim, she always seems to come through in a pinch. What saved her this season is that Brandi needed a friend, plus as long as Kyle is there, Kim will be there. Also, her storyline kicks into gear in two weeks. Don't count Kim's crazy ass out! She always manages to turn it!

ATL fans! The moment we've been waiting for is almost here. Episode 10 (which airs a week from Sunday) is the first episode of the Puerto Rico trip which is what gave Claudia the peach over Demetria (the intended new housewife) and of course Porsha. I'm sure we've all read the reports from Tamara Tattles, but this is a trip not to be forgotten. the preview for this sunday's episode shows the beginnings of Nene and Claudia's feud which will obviously fuel the trip. I can't wait. Episode is called Puerto Read-Co!

I can't believe Eileen has been in like 3 episodes and Brandi is already throwing wine in her face. She must've known her for less than a month. I just finished re-watching season 2 and Brandi was so fierce and so fabulous that it is hard to believe she is so unlikable now. It's just insane. One thing I will say from my season 1-2 re-watch is that watching Taylor is UNBEARABLE and I'm so happy she's no longer on the show.

I LOVE Lisa Rinna's girls and everything about her. I thought they felt just like normal teenagers, with a Beverly Hills twist. I thought despite their comments, the joy they exhibited when they saw their grandparents was amazing. I loved those scenes from top to bottom. Lisa Rinna is a winner on this show because she is REAL. Her family is real and she is unfiltered. I don't expect people to be perfect and politically correct at all times, because lord knows none of us are. I wish more of the wives took after Lisa Rinna and from the looks of things, Eileen. She's another one that is working because you can tell she is simply being herself and she is interesting enough based on her own merits. I love that Eileen is not trying hard. Typically new housewives go too far over the top initially to introduce themselves and their brand. If you look at the new ATL wives or even Joyce and Carlton last year, you got that sense. With Rinna and Davidson I feel they simply let us see their lives and have slowly thrown them into the mix. THAT works and that is how it used to be done and needs to be done in the future.

I think the reason they feel that about Lisa is because she has a spin-off and is clearly head and shoulders above everyone else in popularity. That is the real basis for Lisa's downfall IMO. You could especially tell that Adrienne was jealous of Lisa's popularity, and Kyle of course. In other news, here is the RHOMelbourne Season 2 Opening: http://whatisthisbushweek.tumblr.com/post/105520655893/yes-gawd I don't know how to embed it, sorry!! But it looks AMAZING! Can anybody tell me what the last lady is saying? I can't understand her lol. I also fear trying to pronounce her name.

LOL! I will SCREAM if Brandi brings up the rumors of Eileen being a man!! That would be TV GOLD!! Plus you know Eileen would eat that bitch alive. Personally I love Eileen so far. I'm very similar in that I can come off very aloof and people have a lot of trouble reading me. I like her vibe and I think all of her scenes have been interesting.

This old hag (for RHONY), Dorinda Medley: http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/12/ramona-singer-dorinda-medley-fight-over-camera-time/

Another good thing about BH is that the ratings have remained better than last year WITHOUT much happening. They absolutely have reinvented this show in the right way. I fear with RHONY they might screw up by adding Bethenny (which is good), but the other newbie is another old white lady. They should've mixed it up a bit,.

Is it just me or are they taking a long time to start filming RHOC? Vicki was on WWHL and she mentioned she hasn't seen Tamra since the reunion, which suggests they haven't started filming yet. I wonder if since they'll be putting RHONY out in a more timely fashion, they decided to hold off on OC? Or maaybe they're having trouble with casting.

From what Tamara Tattles posted, the reason this season feels slow and choppy is because of the re-editing to make Claudia a housewife and Demetria a Friend. I think it's fairly obvious that from the lack of group interaction, they're inserting scenes with Claudia and Kenya to make it seem like she was around since early on, which wasn't the case. On the other hand, they're editing out Demetria and trying to minimize her because she was a terror for production and wasn't delivering. We'll see if that is true. Tamara also said that nobody really ended up liking Demetria. They didn't hate her, it was just a "blah" reaction.

I wonder how Lydia will be without her pit bull by her side. I also am curious when we will see trailers for this and Real Housewives of Cheshire.

Nothing tops Jill turning on Bethenny and what that did to the New York franchise as a whole. That completely ruined things for them and they still haven't completely recovered. Yolanda, Kyle and Brandi were smart because they knew they messed up and while things aren't perfect now, they're clearly trying to get in Lisa's good graces. They want their check.

Brandi ain't going NOWHERE. This season from everybody's accounts is going to be epic and they have finally gotten a cast that works. Lisa Rinna has been a huge hit, ratings are UP before anything has even happened and while the jury is out on Eileen, the fact that she's heavily feuding with Brandi and the cast is siding with her speaks volumes. I can't wait til things kick off. ETA: Here are the episode descriptions for the next two episodes of RHOBH: Soap fans are going to go crazy for episode 5! RHOA Episode 5 description -

There are pictures with Camille filming with Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson (along with everyone else), so she'll be back. I know Adrienne will as well from the super trailer.

That is a synthetic shake and go wig. That wig is trash. It isn't even a lace front. That wig is worse than what she wore to the last reunion. She needs a hair intervention.

It isn't that bad? Goodbye.

Whoever is responsible for this needs to stop. This is getting out of hand. Here is Nene's wig on The View: I just can't take this anymore! I'm a broke drag queen and my wigs look better than hers! I have wigs that cost $25 that would be more TV ready than this nonsense on her head. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! How does she expect to book a regular hosting gig looking like that? Why does her makeup look like a black Baby Jane?! PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!

All the girls have said that once Eileen arrives that the show is going to immediately transform. They said the quiet, pleasantries are over.

I'm re-watching season one of RHOBH and it's crazy how entertaining it is. Camille is a boss as bitch and Kyle was never better. I feel like Kyle lucked out since it was season one, so nobody knew if they should believe Camille's claims, but now I absolutely believe Kyle said what Camille accused her of. If you look at how Kyle has done Lisa and Brandi initially, it is totally in character. I had also somehow forgotten how strained the relationship between Kyle and Kim was, and Taylor and Russel are just totally creepy.

I think Carlton got better as the season progressed. I liked her feud with Kyle and friendship with Lisa. I agree with Andy in saying that the producers failed her by pushing the sex storylines and not letting her show more interesting aspects of her personality.

Yea I'm out if Caroline is back.