And Dear God, the wardrobe department should be shot. So what if puberty wasn't kind to Kristen Alderson, find her a dress with a top that doesn't make her chest look like two M&M's sticking out of a cookie.

Edited May 17, 201015 yr by bellcurve

I know, when they started with him doing pushups looking like he just came from sopping up the spill in the Gulf of Mexico, I thought, "Of course. "

Okay, this Markko stuff is just downright painful.

I spoke my piece on Friday, just one more time... Dorian's hair. "Shelby's right... it does look like a (red) football helmet. WHYYYYYY!?!?..."

Was Starr's song an original song? I've never heard of it. I'm sucker for sappy pop love songs. LOL I think the song could've been really good if someone with a better voice sang it.

And Dear God, the wardrobe department should be shot. So what if puberty wasn't kind to Kristen Alderson, find her a dress with a top that doesn't make her chest look like two M&M's sticking out of a cookie.

Agreed. But the colors look good on her.

Was Starr's song an original song? I've never heard of it. I'm sucker for sappy pop love songs. LOL I think the song could've been really good if someone with a better voice sang it.

I think she has a good voice!

'Someone order a special deluxe'

Isn't that a line from a 70s porn flick or something?

Edited May 17, 201015 yr by weareclouds

Wow, it's like Valentini and Carlivati don't even try to hide their gay influences on this show. Cher?! Really? Cher?!

Honestly...? Elton John could produce OLTL right now w/ his partner, David Furnish; and Marc Cherry ("Desperate Housewives") could write it with Mart Crowley ("The Boys in the Band"), Harvey Fierstein ("Torch Song Trilogy"), Joe Keenan ("Frasier"), and John Cameron Mitchell ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch"); and it wouldn't be as gay as it's been with Ron and Frank.

'Someone order a special deluxe'

Isn't that a line from a 70s porn flick or something?

*Bown-chicka-bown-chicka-bown-bown-cha-wown-wown...*

And they still got rid of Kish.

Who were awesome.

Hell, David Gregory's hot, but Dear God, throw a f*cking shirt on!

That sounds like a line from the recent Steve Carell/Tina Fey movie, "Date Night." LOL!

They should have had Ford and Karen start to sing about pizza and [!@#$%^&*]

Edited May 17, 201015 yr by SFK

*Bown-chicka-bown-chicka-bown-bown-cha-wown-wown...*

Special deluxe with EXTRA sausage!

In this case though it would be with extra anchovies.

Edited May 17, 201015 yr by weareclouds

Oh, and look, someone's here to fix the cable! ;-P

Honestly...? Elton John could produce OLTL right now w/ his partner, David Furnish; and Marc Cherry ("Desperate Housewives") could write it with Mart Crowley ("The Boys in the Band"), Harvey Fierstein ("Torch Song Trilogy"), Joe Keenan ("Frasier"), and John Cameron Mitchell ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch"); and it wouldn't be as gay as it's been with Ron and Frank.

Costumes by Bob Mackie and Nolan Miller...

That sounds like a line from the recent Steve Carell/Tina Fey movie, "Date Night." LOL!

LOL. I swear to God, I haven't seen that movie. If it's the same script, I swear it's coincidence.

UGH Markko, shut up! Can't sing, can't act, can't dance. Triple non-threat.

MARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

In this case though it would be with extra anchovies.

oooooooohhhhhhhh...

Edited May 17, 201015 yr by SFK