I am a Flight of the Conchords fan. And last week Mel, the boys' #1 fan, revealed that she lays in bed and thinks of what a Jemaine/Brett baby would look like .

Well, Beemer-Diamont ... that would inspire a lot of such fantasies .

Only problem is that these two virulently straight actors ... well ... I don't know that they could sufficiently hold their noses in disgust . But maybe they're more open and willing to go anywhere for their craft than I am allowing. After all, Beemer is reportedly a close friend of Lance Bass.

OT, but I really really really think the angular/dark/sometimes wooden Owen should SOON be revealed to be the unknown bastard (conceived JUST prior to the start of the show, in 1987) of the angular/dark/ALWAYS wooden Ridge. Yes, that is more "keep it in the family", but otherwise the beautiful Beemer will soon be gone. Brad Bell only knows how to hang on to Forresters, and sometimes Logans.

It really would be a great re-write for awesome casting, especially with the girl who plays Steffy looking just like Hunter Tylo.

Wow talk about deaging since Liz's dad was Monica's first husband.

not to mention that he looks close to the same age as Liz's first husband, Ric

What should he go into? In two words... GAY PORN.

What should he go into? In two words... GAY PORN.

And he'd be fabulous in it! Damn convincing too.

And he'd be fabulous in it! Damn convincing too.

Where Don's going, gay porn is actually pretty darned close in style and substance...

we all know where he is going now! Welcome To LA Don Diamont!!

Woo Hoo! Three cheers for Don!

Woo Hoo! Three cheers for Don!

He'll be Brooke's sex toy in a week.

He'll be Brooke's sex toy in a week.

And I, for one, am totally fine with that.

And I, for one, am totally fine with that.

So will Kat Lang.

Especially when her alternatives are Ronn Moss or Jack Wagner.