Members DevotedToAMC Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Can't Hold Ryan Down This is a parody of Christina Aguilera's hit song "Can't Hold Us Down" only with the above title. Enjoy! So, what is he not supposed to have a dumb opinion He should keep quiet just because he is like a woman Call him a bitch 'cause he don't have a mind Guess it's easier for him to swallow if he sat, bug eyed and smiled When his inner female fires back Suddenly Cameron Mathison don't know how to act So he does what a bug eye little boy would do Making up a few Dynamite Kiddo rumors or two That for sure is definitely not a wonderful man to me Slandering Kendall for popularity It's sad he can only get your fame through bug eyed controversy (so sad) But now it's time for me to come and give him a punch and more to say This is for all the hot girls all around the world (around the world) Who have come across a bug eyed idiot that don't respect your worth (oh ooh) Thinking all women should be Stepford wives and not heard (ohh) So what do the hot girls, run away and shout louder Lettin him know we're gonna put a hole in the ground So lift your hands higher, let him fall down and wave 'em proud (ohh) Take a deep breath and remember to say it loud (ohh) Never can, never will Can't hold Ryan down Nobody can hold Ryan down (Hold Ryan down) Nobody can hold Ryan down (Hold Ryan down) Nobody can hold Ryan down (Hold Ryan down) Never can, never will So, what he is not supposed to say what he's saying We are always offended with the message he's bringing Call him whatever 'cause your words mean a thing 'Cause he ain't even man enough to handle what we sing If he looks back in history It's a common hypocrisy of him of society The moron gets all the glory the more he is a bore While the girl does the same and yet she is also a bore I don't understand why his boring butt is ABC's okay The guy can get away with anything bug eyed but the girl gets named All the ladies come together and make a grand change And start a new beginning with his death, everybody sing This is for all the hot girls all around the world (around the world) Who have come across a bug eyed idiot that don't respect your worth (oh ooh) Thinking all women should be Stepford wives and not heard (ohh) So what do the hot girls, run away and shout louder Lettin him know we're gonna put a hole in the ground So lift your hands higher, let him fall down and wave 'em proud (ohh) Take a deep breath and remember to say it loud (ohh) Never can, never will Can't hold Ryan down Check it Here's something I just don't understand If Ryan have three girls then he's somehow a man He can even give them some nightmares, and sex her raw If a girl do the same, then she's definitely a bore But the table's on him are about to turn We all bet our fame on it Don't take his ideas and put your name on it It's aight though, you can't hold Ryan down He has got to keep on moving over that cliff To all the girls with a man who are sick of his whack Stare with bug eyes back to him and let that be that Please need to let him know that his stupidity is of crack And Kendall and Zach got your back He's just a little boy Thinks he's so cute so coy He must talk too much and so big, to make up for smaller things Said he's just a little boy All he does is annoy He must talk too much so big, to make up for smaller things This is for all the hot girls all around the world (around the world) Who have come across a bug eyed idiot that don't respect your worth (oh ooh) Thinking all women should be Stepford wives and not heard (ohh) So what do the hot girls, run away and shout louder Lettin him know we're gonna put a hole in the ground So lift your hands higher, let him fall down and wave 'em proud (ohh) Take a deep breath and remember to say it loud (ohh) Never can, never will Can't hold Ryan down This is for all the hot girls all around the world (around the world) Who have come across a bug eyed idiot that don't respect your worth (oh ooh) Thinking all women should be Stepford wives and not heard (ohh) So what do the hot girls, run away and shout louder Lettin him know we're gonna put a hole in the ground So lift your hands higher, let him fall down and wave 'em proud (ohh) Take a deep breath and remember to say it loud (ohh) Never can, never will Can't hold Ryan down Uh oh, uh oh Uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh, uh Please spread the word Can't hold Ryan down Yeah, he is still here, please get rid of him again Yeah, Kendall and Zach, yeah Can't hold Ryan down Jesse/Angie I have not commented on this but I must say that both of them look very good for their ages in real life. FYI: Darnell Williams is 52 while Debbi Morgan is 51. Gosh they still look wonderful for being in their 50s. Kudos to them, along with their great acting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted March 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Ugh they interrupted the soap for ten minutes today over Governor Eliot Spitzer being involved in a prostitution ring. Who cares?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cheap21 Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Im really worried they might go down teh Zach/Annie route. Good scenes between them today but they look a little suspect. They've been having alot of scenes lately and have been connected. I hope they dont cross the line bc I like them as friends and dont want anything more. She's hurt by Ryan, he's going to be hurt by Kendall, so something tells me, something might happen here Ryan is an ass, chasing Kendall across the country when he has a WIFE at home. And he really wonders why Zach wants him away? I hate when they pull this Aidan/Ryan friends crap. Who the hell wants to be friends with Ryan I love Tad and Krystal's marriage. They work for me. I love the family and home they have created. They are so good with Jenny and are good parents to her. I like seeing the 3 of them together. I like how they love , care for and support each other. I like Krystal as his female companion in the Jesse/Angie story and enjoying the 4 of them as friends. Im actually also liking a domesticated Krystal and think she works good as a Martin and like that Opal has warmed up to her. Overall, Im just really enjoying these two and the writing for them lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoyaltoAMC Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I think that Zack/Annie would be the only bright thing to come out of this mess. The actors have chemistry, and it works because they're not being thrown together out of nowhere and proclaimed a super couple. Their relationship seems natural, not contrived like so many other couples on this show, and is growing organically from the story. And that's what goes into making a successful couple. That's why I never bought Zack/Kendall, Ryan/Annie, or Tad/Krystal. Their relationships were forced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reallyhateskateonlost Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I guess nobody noticed. It was a Greenlee free day!! :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 LMAO Jason I don't get the point of this storyline at all. Whoever came up with it, needs to be fired. I don't see how anyone could have thought this was a good storyline No offense, but I always am baffled when anyone says Zach/Kendall were forced. How the heck are they forced? What you described in your post IS Zendall. They weren't even supposed to be a couple, they were supposed to be a pitstop on the way back to Rendull, but the fan reaction to them was so huge and strong they changed direction and went with Zendall. So forgive me if this doesn't make sense to me. Zach/Annie would be forced. This is the woman who ran screaming out of Zach and Kendall's house when she found out he caused the blackout. I agree about Ryan/Annie, cause they had NO buildup, and Tad/Krystal never made any sense, wait scratch that, Krystal and Tad Martin he's become since the babyswitch I guess could make sense in the "lettingaparentbelievetheirchilddead" kind of way.... Anyways, I don't even see Zach/Annie happening, they're throwing so many things at the wall, that it's become so cartoonish, that it can't even be taken seriously IMO Yet they wonder why ratings are a 2.0 I'm betting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted March 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I just love picking on his holiness. He makes it so easy to bash him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cheap21 Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Honestly, I dont know what they are going for and I dont think they do either. On any given day I can see Zach/Kendall, Aidan/Kendall, Ryan/Annie, Ryan/Greenlee, Zach/Annie, Ryan/Kendall, Zach/Greenlee, Aidan/Greenlee all being couples when this is all done.They are just playing musical chairs with the couples, wasting time not actually giving them anything worth substance to work with. Its like they have all these names on a board and spin the pointer and see who it lands on and decide to write 2 characters as a potential couple for the day. They're exhausting all possiblities here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Adam Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I agree with that. Hardly any movement..... and we as viewers continued to held hostage by the sextet.... and it is what is dragging the show down. The show today was meh.... I am going to love seeing Tad begging Adam tomorrow LOL. Its good to see Adam will once have the upper hand on Tad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 LMAO I can't wait, I love when Adam gets the upperhand with Tad. There's not much movement in hardly any of the storylines on this show....even Jesse & Angie's storyline seems to be dragging out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Adam Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I am sure it is due in part to the strike, but mostly because B&E love to milk a story for all its worth. Hello, CRASH? LOL The movement is still faster than it was at the height of that. Kendall: Spike is deaf. Ryan: My son is deaf. Kendall: Greenlee is the reason my son is deaf. Greenlee: I'm so sorry *rinse wash repeat about 100,000 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MoTheGreat Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 Well I'm loving Frankie. I try to watch him. If this the actor first acting job he doing a hell of a job so far. Second I don't believe Zendall was forced. I saw their chemistry & hope they find out they love each other before it was to late. I just wish Spike wasn't Ryan. I was hoping when the lights went out Zach sperm was the one Kendall eggs connected with. I think it also going to be Zach & Annie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Skin Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 Just because they weren't supposed to happen doesn't mean that the two characters being together is natural. Zach and Kendell don't look right together at all and quite honestly the real Kendell never would have fallen in love with him. Kendell hasn't been the true Kendell since 2004. We may see mild sparks of the Kendell of old but she is nothing like what she once was at her peak back in 2003. I don't buy that Kendell would have fallen in love with Zach and the fact that she did makes their relationship beyond disgusting especially since she was involved not only physically but romantically with both Micheal and Ethan. They sohuld have never put those two together. Beyond the point of Kendell sleeping with the entire cambius family is that their storyline didn't make sense and wasn't interesting. The "transition from business partners to lovers" bit wasn't believeable nor was it a natural fit. Kendell isn't supposed to be who she is right now. She is a domesticated woman who lost all of her fire and her lust for life and new experiences. Kendell is supposed to be a woman who loves life and wants to experience as much of it as possiable. Kendell was supposed to be a woman who wanted to conquer the world and aspire to become a success not who she is right now. Kendell also was a bitch but now I have no clue who she is supposed to be. It seems as if all of the women on this soap have lost their fire and charismatic attitudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMCGio83 Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 This show is sooooooooo boring. When oh When will these writers be fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Laurie Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 Have to give my opinion here-I don't think Zach and Kendall were forced. I never thought of Zach and Kendall as a romantic couple but that moment on the Florida beach(where Zach handed Kendall the hibiscus) changed that-I was sold. And I do think they look right together. JMO Anyway, did watch Zach clips today....Spikey was too cute making those little noises. Those triplets are really growing on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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