Oh, how I wish my Sam was not dead

It should be all on Marlena's head

But she has no guilt

She does not know she was at the hilt

Of the reason my poor Sam is dead

(Bad, I know, but I haven't done Limericks in so long!)

AMC

McTavish wanted to give AMC a fixie

what could be better than dead Dixie?

yea! walking fetuses, backburner vets

straight-raped lesbians, pod-Erica, lets!

Now McT's gone, watching won't make me sickie.

For a long time I held Maxie in much disdain

Since Kirsten came on I thought she was a royal pain

Now Maxie's over Lucky

And she's not longer sucky

But with Coop, Maxie's off the chain!

AMC:

There once was a guy named Ryan

Who always left the women cryin

He'll bulge his eyes and pound his chest

The show revolves around him, they don't care about the rest

Jan Spears is not a cartoon

Though she really is a loon

She electricuted Victor in his tub

And then she showed Shawn some wub

So therefore she is not a cartoon

LOL, psychofan will like that one. Next up I'm gonna try to do one about Kristen.....

AMC:

Babe Chandler is a slut

Her and JR are in a rut

She deballs men

and AMC says she must always win

Little Luke Snyder did something last May:

He told his dear parents that we was quite gay.

Haven't you heard?

He was called the F-word!

And now in each month, we only see him one day.

There's something about Babe and J.R.

I wish they'd run away, run very far.

She's a ho.

He's a joke.

And I wouldn't mind feeding them a helping of tar.

I used to really like that girl Gwen.

I thought that she perfectly fit in.

But then she married Will,

And together they are ill,

But I still like them every now and then.

Joshua Madden, boy does he suck!

His mother tried to abort, but she was out of luck!

He's up Babe's ass,

And he has no class,

But he can call me anytime he wants to...

Paul Ryan is an annoying toad.

When he comes onscreen, I go into bitch mode.

He cries like a geek,

And his acting plain reeks,

So it's time for Howarth to just hit the road.

Erica Kane has had so many men.

She married some once, and some again.

She is a spoiled drama queen,

And quite deliciously mean.

But I'd definitely want her as my friend.

Jan Spears is not a cartoon

Though she really is a loon

She electricuted Victor in his tub

And then she showed Shawn some wub

So therefore she is not a cartoon

LOL, psychofan will like that one. Next up I'm gonna try to do one about Kristen.....

You made my day with that!!!

Stefano, oh, Stefano,

Salem's greatest foe.

He never dies

causing Marlena's cries

He's the Phoenix, fo sho.

There once was a woman named Kristen

A psycho whose face I'm missin'

Marlena, the whore

Made sure she's no more

And still, I'll never stop wishin'

While Shawn & belle are on an island with some girl

Kristen & Brady are in love in another city

not to mention Samis pregnet by Elvis

Marlena has gone missing

And Days has gone te hell!

Oh, so many of you say,

"I just cannot watch AMC today."

But, AMC has men without shirts

And women in skirts, So

Give it a try, the others all blow.