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JOINTSTRIKEFIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, Hogan...Hogan, aren't you a son of Adam?

I'm afraid the same thing applies.

As I've told Marland, I'm committed to my future wife.

(Unless, of course, both offers can be downgraded to a few rolls in the hay)

But for Marland, I get the sense that wouldn't do. It's not just about...well, it's not just about sex. And I can't give more than that. Not to a man.

I'm sorry...

DAMN IT!!

Oh, well....

Hey, Ron, hehehe...

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Oh, Hogan...Hogan, aren't you a son of Adam?

I'm afraid the same thing applies.

As I've told Marland, I'm committed to my future wife.

(Unless, of course, both offers can be downgraded to a few rolls in the hay)

But for Marland, I get the sense that wouldn't do. It's not just about...well, it's not just about sex. And I can't give more than that. Not to a man.

I'm sorry...

JSF holds to his guns and turns both men flat. But what will Marland do when he reads the message left by JSF?

DAMN IT!!

Oh, well....

Hey, Ron, hehehe...

Yes, Hogan. ;)

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But what about ME, JSF? We did have that 'thing' this summer in the Big Brother House. I always hoped we'd someday recapture that magic, even if only for a one night drunken sex brawl.

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But what about ME, JSF? We did have that 'thing' this summer in the Big Brother House. I always hoped we'd someday recapture that magic, even if only for a one night drunken sex brawl.

Oh, if I can't have him, NO MAN CAN!!!

:lol:

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But what about ME, JSF? We did have that 'thing' this summer in the Big Brother House. I always hoped we'd someday recapture that magic, even if only for a one night drunken sex brawl.

Sounds good to me. Sign me up! :P;)

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Guess I'll have to masquerade as a woman...muahahaha.

We'll expose you just like we did EK4L! :P

But no man does not restrict me.... ;)

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I have to say, I have a crush on JSF too. I have ever since Big Brother Twists and Turns and he was Luis and shaking his money maker.

LOL, you and me both. Never laughed so hard and giggled. That's huge...being able to tickle your funnybone so well LOL as well as painting such a picture with words.

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^true Scotty

This is better writing than all nine soaps combined.

Yep...just imagine what kind of ratings this would get. :)

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Do you honestly think that I am going to ACCEPT this, JSF? My god, you come in here and just brazenly toss me aside like garbage, just because it suits you. Nobody has ever treated me like that. I opened my heart to you and you threw me down and stamped all over it. I'm BRANDED by the marks of your sexy feet. The hot soles have touched my sweaty flesh. Oh don't worry, I'll make you see sense if its the last thing i do. Because nobody can resist me, do you hear me?! And your next Joint. You're next. Do you hear me? YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT YOU B*STARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expect a delivery of our wedding cake soon (patterned with my saliva) xxx

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Does this mean you are going on a honeymoon? Thus, you wont be posting much. :)

YOU DID IT!!!! What didya do, didya CALL Joint?!!!! What did you say? Whdya say-WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIIIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

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