Members JER Soaps Fan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Oh, my GOD. What a strange way to start a SON Sunday...!!! I'm flattered and shocked and stunned and embarrassed all at once!! Oh, this is just too much!! This is just the most flattering and shocking and stunning and embarrassing thing EVER!!! Oh, Marland and all of you, I'm just speechless!!! Or am I? But KBT is right. I am unable to commit to anyone at the moment. It's just a crazy world in which we live, and the craziness has claimed me and my affections. I'm doomed never to share my heart with someone, I fear... My body, my body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Does this mean you are going on a honeymoon? Thus, you wont be posting much. The drama....the drama....on the next SON Turns will JSF except MarlandRulz proposal? Will they live happily ever after? Will MarlandRulez stop posting on SON Turns because of his marriage to JSF? Those questions will be answered on the next SON Turns. This is Dan Suds inviting you to join us tonight for as the SON Turns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 OH, Soapsuds, I just wish this didn't have to be so public. I guess, Marland, you figured that you could flip the practice of breaking up with someone in a public place so they can't stir a scene. But, I fear, that wasn't the best strategy...for this. It's not that I don't like you. And believe me, I'm flattered. I mean, no one's ever proposed to me before. But that's the thing...I never envisioned that someone would propose to ME. I guess I always thought -- well, I thought that I'd be the one to pop the question. And the thing is, when that happened, it'd be... well, it'd be to a woman, Marland. Please, don't waste your time vying for my affections. I just, I can't return them in the way you need me to. Oh, I'm sure you'll find the right person. You just gotta keep looking. I hope we can still be friends. And I pray that, well, that you can appreciate that I didn't string you along. I could never do that to you, and you deserve so much better, anyway. I'll see *chokes up* ... I'll see ya 'round, cowboy, 'kay? *leaves room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Soooo much drama.....lol.... I wonder how Marland will react..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Oh, dear God, this is AMAZING, LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Cue SON music. What will MarlandRulz say? Will it take him over the edge? Tune in later for As SON Turns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Don't forget about MEEEE, JSF! My offer's ALWAYS open! Pahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 The unexpected twist you never saw coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 I told Marland he would have to fight me for JSF's affections, LoL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Darn. YOU BEAT ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 JSF: You know you want some of this, you spicy dish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Confrontations and backstabbing.......only on As SON Turns. Hogan flirts with JSF. Will he fall into Hogan's arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 The first triangle at SON....unless there is something I don't know about....and an odd triangle nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted February 18, 2007 Members Share Posted February 18, 2007 Oh, Hogan...Hogan, aren't you a son of Adam? I'm afraid the same thing applies. As I've told Marland, I'm committed to my future wife. (Unless, of course, both offers can be downgraded to a few rolls in the hay) But for Marland, I get the sense that wouldn't do. It's not just about...well, it's not just about sex. And I can't give more than that. Not to a man. I'm sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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