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2007: The Directors and Writers Thread

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Well, that ought to be 100 steps above the crap Latham dishes out. :P

Here is his first script :P

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

it don’t matter what you wear

they’re checkin’ out your savior faire

and it don’t matter what you do

cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

i see your picture everywhere

a million dollar derriere

and when you walked in to the room

you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight

cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say ...you better work, beyotch !

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Here is his first script :P

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

it don’t matter what you wear

they’re checkin’ out your savior faire

and it don’t matter what you do

cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

i see your picture everywhere

a million dollar derriere

and when you walked in to the room

you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight

cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say ...you better work, beyotch !

Yep, and it will be Gwen.

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Here is his first script :P

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

it don’t matter what you wear

they’re checkin’ out your savior faire

and it don’t matter what you do

cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel

you better work ( cover girl )

work it girl ( give a twirl )

do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )

you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )

wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left

work, now turn to the right

work, sashay shante

i see your picture everywhere

a million dollar derriere

and when you walked in to the room

you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight

cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say ...you better work, beyotch !

:lol:

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Latham's dog perhaps?

Eh, more like a friend of that hack bitch of a daytime president, Barbara Bloom. Brett Staneart was just apart of GL's 2007 Emmy winning writing team. I guess since GL was doing some slashing, Bloom liked him and shipped him to Y&R, since Latham will hire anyone.

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What a surprised (not!!)....Y&R got another new writer.

Y&R:

- Brett Staneart first listed as Associate Head Writer on August 22

Only been writing for GL recently. He doesnt have much experience. Yet, he is hired and given Head Writer job? :huh: What are they smokin at Y&R? :rolleyes:

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Wasn't Staneart hired during the ConWest years (shutter!!).

I can't stand all these new writers on Y&R these days, it seems like it's a mess over there.

  • Member

Okay. I get that people are crazy because Y&R is churning through writers at warp speed. But why take it out on a new hire like Brett Staneart who people have only seen one episode of?

According to Toups' info, he started on GL in '99, first working as a script writer in 2004. He obviously spent a lot of years working on a soap before getting a writing gig. And yet on the board here, he's getting blasted for not having enough experience and being LML's lapdog.

I've seen a lot of calls for "new blood" and "people who respect soaps"... but isn't that what Brett's background would suggest?

Seriously. After reading these boards, it seems like nothing will make anyone happy. You say you want new blood... then ridicule it when it shows up.

I saw a wish list of people wishing prime time writers would come to daytime. Maybe that would be great. But writing 22 episodes a year is very different than 200. And when a primetime writer like LML comes to daytime, she's absolutely villified.

It seems like that these boards are just about complaining.

I'm not saying soaps - and writers - don't deserve critiquing. None of the shows are perfect. But, man, reaading these are just depressing. It seems to me to be another case of people, hidden by the anonymity of the web, feeling empowered to say the nastiest things that they would NEVER have the courage to say if their name were attached, let alone in person.

C'mon, people. Can we try and be decent?

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What a surprised (not!!)....Y&R got another new writer.

Y&R:

- Brett Staneart first listed as Associate Head Writer on August 22

I wonder why Barbie didn't rehire Penelope Koechl. :huh: And chose Brett instead. :mellow:

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Okay. I get that people are crazy because Y&R is churning through writers at warp speed. But why take it out on a new hire like Brett Staneart who people have only seen one episode of?

According to Toups' info, he started on GL in '99, first working as a script writer in 2004. He obviously spent a lot of years working on a soap before getting a writing gig. And yet on the board here, he's getting blasted for not having enough experience and being LML's lapdog.

I've seen a lot of calls for "new blood" and "people who respect soaps"... but isn't that what Brett's background would suggest?

Seriously. After reading these boards, it seems like nothing will make anyone happy. You say you want new blood... then ridicule it when it shows up.

I saw a wish list of people wishing prime time writers would come to daytime. Maybe that would be great. But writing 22 episodes a year is very different than 200. And when a primetime writer like LML comes to daytime, she's absolutely villified.

It seems like that these boards are just about complaining.

I'm not saying soaps - and writers - don't deserve critiquing. None of the shows are perfect. But, man, reaading these are just depressing. It seems to me to be another case of people, hidden by the anonymity of the web, feeling empowered to say the nastiest things that they would NEVER have the courage to say if their name were attached, let alone in person.

C'mon, people. Can we try and be decent?

I agree in certain things you say, but they would deserve a topic on their own.

I'm not sure I would call Brett new blood - eight years makes you a veteran. And when people are talking about new blood, they refer to young and talented writers, either dramatists or prose writers, who are never given a chance to knock on Barbie's door and deliver some sort of spec script.

And your argument about 250 not being equal to 22 (or 24 or 26) is a frequent argument here, emphasised by many, including me.

We are decent, maybe a bit pessimistic, but the industry is not giving us much hope. Things are worsening, not improving. And death of daytime is a terrifying thought. It won't come soon, first they'll have to find a model or programmes that will replace it. And replace it successfully.

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