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No more preposterous than Rachel Dolezal believing she's black. It's just like the end of the episode of "The Jeffersons" called "Sorry, Wrong Meeting." When the white supremacist (played by James Karen, who passed away last week) who was trying to get the Jeffersons and other "undesirables" evicted from their building learned that it was George who had performed CPR on him and saved his life after suffering a heart attack, he told his son, "You should've let me die." What George said after hearing that remains just as true today: they ain't never gonna change.

But that's always their response to tragedies such as these, isn't it? "Hey, this could all have been avoided, if more people had more guns!" Seriously, white men would LOVE it if this country were more like a rerun of "Gunsmoke" or "The Rifleman."

Dear God. When will this carnage end?

As long as they aren't shortening the episode order, I'm good.

LOL!! "Uh, Cesar? You do know you're not white...right?" Yep, I would say he was just delusional.

Said every Golden Corral customer, ever.

As the saying goes, "Do me a favor and lose my number."

That's probably because, it does no good to challenge a pathological liar who would lie even when confronted with the truth. I mean, you could TRY...but you are gonna get nowhere. Trust me.

Chuck Todd always reminds me of some knuckle-dragging idiot who gets busted by the cops on "COPS."

The facts, I am sorry to say, speak for themselves: for eight years, we had Barack Obama making all the right arguments, and what was the response? A Congress who was openly hostile and treasonous; and a constituency filled with idiots who STILL believe he's a Kenyan-born Muslim. There are days when I believe there should never be another non-Caucasian president, or another candidate who isn't white, Christian and male. We just don't deserve to be so progressive.

Party? More like rally at the heart of Times Square! We's about to set it off!!

I. Love. That. Man.

Once again, we didn't have to do much to make this happen, except stand by and wait for her to hang herself.

Robert DeNiro? Now *I'm* tired.

I'll say this much: if the bomb threats are orchestrated efforts to swing votes to the left before Election Day -- which I doubt very highly -- then the left has figured out that when it comes to the GOP, taking the high road is taking the road to nowhere.

25th Amendment. JS.

This isn't going to stop until someone gets killed.

It's not exciting enough. Now, if Brian Kemp were hopped up on meth and screwing a male prostitute as he tinkered personally with the voting machines....

If that's true, then maybe B**** K******** isn't such a waste of humanity after all.

Yep. I couldn't see it before, but I do now: a lot of the MSM worked their asses off to help Trump become president, because, IMO, eight years of a scandal-free (and, in their eyes, boring) Obama administration was more than they could handle. They NEEDED some good, gossipy [!@#$%^&*] to keep their audiences and readerships from deserting them. Enter Trump, the "star" and EP of a hit "reality" series, and the GOP, who were ready, willing and able to deliver the meat necessary to keep their hungry selves fed. Factor in the media's long-simmering hatred of the Clintons, a couple who's long been able to dodge whatever boulders they've lobbed at them, and you have part of the recipe for the shitstorm that is unfolding at the moment for them.

Are we talking about the mail bomber, or the president? Never mind, it's true for either guy.

Seriously, where is the off switch on that woman's Twitter account?

Unbefuckinglievable.

Oh, no. Don't let "Mike" Bolton include that on his set list. We don't wanna put any wrong ideas in the Russians' heads. (Other songs to leave off: "Soul Survivor" and "Said I Loved You...But I Lied.")

Hell, maybe he SHOULD have sent Michael Bolton instead! I'd trust Mr. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You more than I would old John.