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Tony was handsome, no doubt, but in this case, both ladies were slumming.

Sonny's got a stranglehold on the counterfeit jeans market. GH and The Simpsons are corporate half-siblings, so it works.

Yowza! Thanks for the post, @MissPalmer, and the tag, @Vee.

Oh, just to clarify, I don't think Lynn did read for Terry. Or at least, we haven't confirmed it. It's just a possibility, considering we know she did read for Felicia. I just was struck by how strange it would be for Lynn and Jackie Zeman to play family scenes considering how they'd get years of antagonistic scenes.

It's ... watchable. I think it's going to improve as the year goes on and we finally get past Laurelton.

I might be misremembering, but I think she also appeared on either Mike Hammer or a different crime series as a barfly. Viva la character actresses! It's already clear that Sean and Monica aren't going to last -- he's in it for kicks while she's dealing with upending her whole life here -- but it's also funny that once Tiffany and Sean are firmly a thing, nobody gives even a glance backwards.

Things could have been even stranger -- suppose Lynn also read for Terry.

You're welcome! Never let it be said I can't describe ... and describe ... and describe ... This brings up a good point. Lynn had previously auditioned for Felicia, so it's possible that some of the writers tailored Lucy for her. I was going to touch upon this with next weekend's post, but it's funny to think about 1986 vs. 2026. These days it's much more easier to pull of an actor or actress' reels and see what they're capable of. The retro GH audience wouldn't necessarily recognize Lucy as the same woman from this ...

Week 15, Part III -- Conclusion Mike: "You know, Ruby, I want to thank you for all the stuff you've done for us, and me. I bet there were a lot of times you wanted to give me a good kick in the butt." Ruby: "And I did do it a couple of times, cause you deserved it." Mike's Paternity and Bryan and Claudia: Every time I think GH is done with young Jeff, they keep bringing him back. I guess he'll be done for good once Mike leaves the show. Considering Jeff starts this week with some (mostly offscreen) vehicle and mental trouble -- he "borrowed" his foster brother's motorcycle, getting into a finger-breaking accident, then ran away out of shame -- the show maybe should have kept him around instead of creating Corey for Tania's death in 1987. Anyway, Jeff needs a new temporary guardian, and Bryan recruits Debbie. The trio leave Kelly's just before Claudia shows up, learns what's up, and gives a campy-snide reaction. "I didn't know Debbie was running a rooming house." Chris Robinson's back, and even though Rick and Ginny have been enjoying their dates, it's time to for the Webbers to once again be under one roof. Jeff wants to live with Rick and Ginny, but that means they've got to be living together. And Rick and Ginny need to finish their mission of getting Mike to come home on his own accord. Derek gives his son the necessary push when he refuses to take in Mike. (For now, anyway.) Ginny and Mike have their crucial heart-to-heart on Wednesday. It requires posturing on both parts -- Ginny tells Mike that she and Rick will "let him" come home for Jeff's sake, and Mike tells Ginny that he's decided it's "in my best interest, as well" to move back in -- but hey, at least they get what they've wanted. Again, if only I didn't know what's up ahead ... I guess the show wasn't 100% sure yet if David Mendenhall wouldn't be around for 1986-87, since Thursday jeopardizes the idea of this latest version of the Webbers. And it comes the day after Rick said Jeff's a part of the family, no matter what. The welfare agency is pulling a Rick and Ginny, being determined to see their mission to its end. Rick and Ginny's last scene on Thursday has them, Mike, Jeff, and Bryan preparing for a round of advocating for Jeff to stick around. As for the Phillips, they're hanging on by fraying threads. Bryan's last scene on Wednesday has him preparing to walk Debbie home and not wanting to talk about it with Claudia, who had called Kelly's. Friday's episode has Bryan nonphysically cheating, and on his anniversary, no less! Bryan and Debbie (at Kelly's, naturally) were discussing her neighbor, a troubled child of divorce. Claudia is ticked off to find them together, and not just because Bryan didn't show for their lunch at the Versailles Room. Annoyed when she thinks Debbie's interrupting her, Claudia throws a glass of water in the LPN's face. For now, at least, this doesn't result in a catfight. If I had to guess, I think Bryan's attracted to Debbie because with her and the increasing number of kids they're getting involved with, he can have the experience of being a husband and father figure without having something that's permanent and messy from day to day. The last time GH dealt with Bryan and Claudia's twins, they were going through the terrible twos. Maybe they still are. I'm certain that I'm giving more thought to this storyline than the 1986 writers did. Anna and Buzz: All this time, I've thought they failed as a couple because he didn't go out on a limb. The real issue is that she's just not that into him. It becomes increasingly clear near the end of Monday's episode, before they even have a chance to open the bottle of fine imported champagne that Sean originally intended to share with Monica. Anna: "Uh ... you're very special to me, and Robin. You know that. But at the moment, professionally and personally, I'm just juggling my life. I mean, I'm just trying to find my way. I've got my first major case coming to trial. And I'm trying to be a good mother to Robin. And it seems like everything is happening in my life all at once." Buzz: "Anna ... I'm already part of Robin's life. And I can be part of your life." Kudos to Don Galloway, by the way, who's managing to play Buzz's heart on his sleeve moment with a good amount of dignity. Anna: "... It wouldn't work. Not now. Not until I get my life straightened out." (Or until a Scotsman closer to my age shows up. Okay, that's not fair to Finola, who's also threading the needle pretty well with this scene.) Buzz, not outright angry, but not laughing it off: "Damn it, woman. That's not what I wanted to hear." Anna: "It's an honest answer. And, um, it's the only answer I can give right now." Other thoughts: -- Dan and Ruby's courtship continues. On Monday, he accepts her invite to a Pops concert. We've still yet to see Jessie this year. Maybe she's busy playing Elsa Lanchester's role in the Port Charles Players' production of Witness for the Prosecution (IYKYK). -- Jake has a waterbed?

Aw, that was a nice reel.

Week 15, Part II Sean, unconcerned about Alan's jealous violence: "Well, you know me. I love living on the edge." Monica: "Well then, you just better keep your eye on the ceiling, Sean, because it has a tendency to fall in when Alan gets mad." Sean Swindles the Quartermaines: Oh, sure, now Jimmy Lee and Edward start to realize they might have been suckered into acquiring Donely-Cassadine. Riches to rags storylines often require suspending one's disbelief, but Edward was darn lucky that Alan didn't set up a conservatorship once the men were back on their feet. I imagine that it was also hard for Alan, Monica, and/or Edward to regain their credibility among the broker community. But I'm getting ahead of myself. We've still got until Friday, April 18 for the rollercoaster to finally go down. Jimmy Lee, who currently has nothing better to do at night, learns about robber barons. He also learns about Sean and Monica's affair, but assumes Lorena's just lying in an attempt to regain his interest. Nevertheless, Jimmy Lee lets Alan know, and gets attacked for this. Oddly enough, this is the moment where Edward starts to feel doubt about the too good to be true deal. As the week begins, Monica still hasn't washed her hands of the Qs. She's back to being especially discreet, even if it means looking silly at The Pub* and leaving after only a minute there. Somehow I doubt that Buzz and Anna would care about Sean and Monica. *That's what it's named, according to Red's testimony. Alan, Edward, and Chuck Morrison, Alan's private eye, are all outsmarted on Wednesday. Edward and Chuck find Monica lunching at the Port Charles Hotel ... with little A.J. Alan, meanwhile, arrives at Sean's suite, where it sounds like he's sharing a shower. Alan's surprised to find out that Sean's partner isn't Monica. I'm going to assume that Sean wasn't actually going to cheat with Wendy, which raises the question of just who Wendy really is. Bribed maid? Visiting WSB agent? Sex worker? Gal he genuinely picked up at the bar? Anyway, while Frisco questions Susie at Kelly's, Sean's at the next table chewing out Alan for this supposed humiliating situation. Sean and Monica play the faux-aggrievement perfectly. I can't imagine that she and Rick got to have such fun. Part III, the finale, will come tomorrow. Thanks for your patience.

Thanks for the tag, @DRW50! I also got a kick out of the two guys at 28:22. Are they a couple? Are they just friends? Who knows, but they seem to have walked right out of Tales of the City.

Louise Shaffer -- All My Suspects Jacqueline Babbin -- Bloody Soaps Finola Hughes -- Soapsuds ETA: Louise and Jacqueline wrote other books. I just named each of theirs that was related to soaps.

The Decline and Fall of the Monty Empire Week 15 (April 7-11, 1986) -- Part I Frisco: "(Lucy Coe's) practically a nonperson. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she doesn't have a girlfriend, practically doesn't exist, and (her coworkers) sure the hell don't know where she went when she left town." Laurelton: I must say, it's rather bold of GH to once again play a weeklong game of hide and seek. We'll meet Lucy next week, but in the meantime, just about everyone can't stop talking about her. I wonder what the 1986 audience thought. Were there viewers who figured Lucy would be killed off before she could testify at Kevin's trial? Were there others who expected Lucy to be played by a surprise guest star, someone to justify all the anticipation for a character with a seemingly specific purpose and time with the show? I'm really going to enjoy watching early Lucy, catching the moments that made GH want to keep Lynn Herring. On the other hand, I'm beyond ready for this story's grand finale. A while back, I dreaded having to watch Terry at her breaking point for days at an end. Now I feel the same about Sarah. The housekeeper gathers enough courage to testify that "KO" was engraved on the chain that was used to kill Earl Moody. Anna allows Sarah to be left alone outside the courtroom, where Sheriff Broder, Ted, and the O'Connor parents intimidate her. The director decided to get artsy, filming their guiltripping, menacing, and gaslighting with a POV shot. Anyway, Sarah returns to the stand and walks back what she said, changing it from something she saw for herself and knows to be true to something she was told about and/or interpreted. You know what, I'm going to headcanon it. Sarah eventually either directly killed or facilitated the murders of Tim and Kathleen O'Connor. And really, they had it coming. Just like Ted and (especially) Sheriff Broder. Justice for Sarah! Brett, to Anna: "'Gut feeling'? What is this, the '80s version of women's intuition?" For the record, this week's most interesting stuff happened near the second half of Friday's show. Highlights before then included: Will Patrick commit perjury? (Sarah, Lucy and Kevin eventually will.) Felicia and Frisco separately flirting with various university folks while gathering information. These include Red Flynn, Lucy's fellow student librarians, a trio of basketball players, Norman, a player whom Red intended to bribe, and Susie, Norman's ex-girlfriend. Felicia's joined by Lorena when she talks to Red at the pub and Kim when she talks to the basketball trio at Kelly's. Make no mistake, though: these scenes are all about giving Kristina and Jack something to do. I think I'll be glad once we get past the F&F wedding and the couple are players in the Duke storyline rather than players in Laurelton. Patrick and Bobbie making amends, and his moving back to the Brownstone. Anna and Jake taking yet another field trip to Laurelton. I was going to save this for my stray observations, but just who the heck are those three randos (two ladies and a guy) who are always seen whenver there's a scene with the Purity Water board? I guess one of them would be the recorder. We're familiar with Ted, Sheriff Broder, the O'Connor parents, and Mrs. Russell, but not those other three. Anyway, all of them and Sarah hear the tape from Terry's hypnosis session. Patrick getting harassed by yet another sleazy reporter-photographer, which triggers his patient's bum heart. (She'll survive, for now.) Patrick admitting on the stand that when he burned his copy of Sarah's letter to Neil Johnson, he believed Terry was the murderer. Red's testimony including the oddity that Kevin wore a green top hat at the airport on St. Patrick's Day. I mean, I guess Kevin intended to blend in with the folks who were also dressed for the holiday, but now I'm picturing Kevin wearing his novelty apparel while arguing with Jennifer. Red also reveals that Kevin was at the airport with a sexy young woman, "a real looker" with "legs that went on forever." Gee, I wonder who this could be? Red didn't see Kevin's mystery lady's face, but he did see her talk to Jennifer. Two final items for this storyline: Sarah's referred to as "Mrs.," so it's a safe bet that her being in love with Earl was a retcon. Also, Bobbie continues to be affronted by the trial. Friday's episode includes Bobbie and Ginny acknowledging that they're once again at the courthouse. I'll conclude my thoughts tomorrow. We've got more of Sean Swindles the Quartermaines, Mike's Paternity, Bryan and Claudia, and a turning point for Anna and Buzz.

I wonder who would have played the surgically-altered Chase? For the record, Season Seven's marquee guest stars included: Leslie Caron (three episodes, October 1987) Ed Marinaro (four episodes, October 1987, plus one last in April 1988) Eddie Albert (four episodes, October-November 1987) Eve Arden (one episode, November 1987) Lauren Hutton (four episodes, November-December 1987) Buck Henry (three episodes, December 1987-January 1988) Theodore Bikel (four episodes, December 1987-January 1988) Tahnee Welch (four episodes, December 1987-January 1988) Ursula Andress (three episodes, one in January 1988, then two in April 1988) Rod Taylor (three episodes, February-March 1988, then two in April-May 1988, before joining the cast in Season Eight) Roscoe Lee Browne (10 episodes, February-May 1988) Mary Ann Mobley (four episodes, March-April 1988) Charles Frank (seven episodes, April-May 1988, before wrapping his story up for two episodes in November 1988) With the exceptions of maybe Lauren Hutton and Ursula Andress, I can't imagine that any of these people provided much of a "Wow! I've got to tune in!" factor.

Forty years ago this week in People ...

Thanks again, @slick jones. My goodness, Ron Holgate has had quite the career. Viva musical theater! I wonder who acted opposite Holland in that production of ... Jimmy Dean. The character Joe has gender-affirming surgery to live as Joanne. On Broadway and in the movie, the roles were played by Mark Patton and Karen Black. Welp, guess I can't make that a spoiler. Sorry to anyone who wanted to be surprised by the movie.

Okay, it's bugging me. Let's see how many of those stars I could name. Barbara Eden, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Sal Mineo, Julie Newmar, Robert Goulet, James Mason, Ernest Borgnine, Louis Nye Were some of those younger folks from Peyton Place?

And Sal Mineo, of all people, is part of the fun.

I'm going to assume they played young Abby or young Belle.

"National treasure." And now I said what I said. (It happens that I just finished watching Season 8.)

Aw, you guys sure know how to make a recapper feel good. I'm especially glad-proud that the amount of detail's appreciated. @DRW50, I would have absolutely no trouble believing DL sexually abused Terry. @titan1978, I'm looking forward to the Kenney years, which I'm mostly just heard about.

I guess Pamela Bellwood DGAF at that point. But where did Jack Coleman and Ted McGinley stand?

Week 14, Part II Edward: "Well, think of it, my dear. Has there ever been such a family of scoundrels as the Cassadines? A clan so greedy, so conniving?" Monica: "Is present company excepted?" Sean Swindles the Quartermaines: The rollercoaster's still ascending. I cheated and looked up that the other shoe won't drop until Friday, April 18. Anyway, last week, Lorena found out about Monica and Sean, who weren't being particularly discreet while at the spa. Lorena spends this week unsure if she should warn Jimmy Lee and Alan, and also reveals to Monica that she's got a grudge over her cousin having been Celia's maid of honor. That's childish on Lorena's part, but not as childish as ... Edward's continued la-la-la, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! attitude as more people begin to doubt his certainty in buying out Donely-Cassadine. For his part, Dimitri wants out. He's made enough money and really doesn't want the SEC on his back. Influenced by Monica and Dimitri, Sean goes to the Qs to try stopping them from sinking more money, but Edward and Jimmy Lee figure it's a trick. Alan believes Monica when she says she believes Sean, but hasn't yet put two and two together as to why Monica has him pegged. Sean ends Wednesday's episode with Dimitri's power of attorney, meaning it's him alone against the Qs. He's going to sink them. Back at the mansion, what should be a five-member vote over whether to believe Sean and go no further with buying out Donely-Cassadine becomes a three-member vote. Alan and Lila abstain, Monica's in favor, and Edward and Jimmy Lee win with the nay votes. I assume this is when Monica decided to hell with them all except for Lila. Mike's Paternity and Bryan and Claudia: Hey, what do you know, Jeff's still around! It seems that even though he's in a "wonderful" home and doesn't have anything against his foster parents, he's still lonely. Ruby figures that Jeff's jealous of Mike's independence. Over at GH, Tania and Debbie bond over having previously miscarried, and Tania feels better knowing that her baby could be like Willie, carried to term and having grown up. (Repeating myself, but just about every Tania and/or Tony and/or B.J. scene for the next eight years is going to be heartbreaking in hindsight.) In other news, Debbie's a licensed practical nurse. I don't know how often GH had LPN characters. Bryan and Debbie decide that what Jeff needs is a gym membership, so they take him to the spa. Claudia and Lorena catch Bryan and Debbie's shared proud moment. The married couple may be frosty to one another, but they are on Ginny's side, and she's getting closer to a victory on Thursday. Ruby, to Mike, who's baffled that Ginny appears to be "getting along fine without me": "And what did you expect? You're the one who said you didn't want to live with your mother. Did you expect Ginny to curl up and die? What's she supposed to do, put her life on hold until you decide to grow up?" GO RUBY! Later in the episode, Mike hangs out at the spa. He tells Lorena that he doesn't think of Kelly's as home, and is allowed to fall asleep on an exercise mat (!). Okay, while I like seeing Lorena get some stepmother practice in, this is just too odd. I could maybe buy Mike resting in a private location of the spa if they weren't using the primary set for those scenes. Anyway, Lorena calls Derek and Ginny to let them know that Mike's homesick and might finally be preparing for a reunion. (Oh, if only I didn't know what's coming soon.)

Fantasies actually did well in the ratings, ranking No. 9 for the week of Jan. 18-24, 1982. Bear in mind, though, that this was January 1982, at the time when ABC Daytime ruled the world, and the competition was weak. M*A*S*H (No. 17), House Calls (No. 44), and People of the Year (No. 60) on CBS. The latter was a special hosted by Bob Newhart (!) about People's 25 Most Fascinating People of 1981. Over on NBC, The Long Summer of George Adams, starring James Garner. "In 1950s Oklahoma, a railroad worker's job is threatened by automation, compounding domestic problems with his wife and the ridicule he faces from the townfolks because of his second job as a watchman." It ranked at No. 40. This was when NBC's highest-ranked program was Real People (No. 13).