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A couple of forewarnings: You may not be able to find them right away because the tea spillers have purposely scrambled the names. If you find this to be the case, get creative with search keywords and spelling (it'll be worth it in the end). Your entire night will be spent on one of those threads because they're at least 15 pages deep. Happy reading. Sincerely, A longtime LSA lurker

Sorry, Eric, I know they're your peeps, but: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe ETA: Cat, I suggest you do a search on LSA to find older NJ tea threads as well...

This makes me wonder if Andy would've given DC that same second chance if it weren't for the Salahis or if he'd have still allowed it to sink like a stone. Not that I was a fan of that version, either, but I didn't think that it was any lamer than Miami.

I don't know because I know I stopped watching at some point during season 1 (and was shocked to see that Andy actually renewed this version because it was lame as hell, IMO). What I do know is that I loathed Crusty and Larva (hearing that their rancid demeanor was just as prevalent off-screen didn't help matters) and couldn't stomach watching them for another minute.

Those two boogerwolves were the reason why I hadn't bothered to finish out the season and haven't even looked back since.

Speaking of Tonya Harding, a doc of the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding brouhaha is in the works: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nancy-kerrigan-tonya-harding-documentary-594415 While I'm no figure skating (or sports) fan, I'll watch this to relive the fuckery that captured my attention in the 7th grade.

Independence isn't the problem with Mimi - rather, it's the fact that she's deluded herself into thinking that she is even though she is clinging just as tightly to Master Splinter's nutsack as Joseline is while fronting as if she's a higher-caliber of woman than her. Other than K. Michelle, Erica, Mama Dee, and Rasheeda (who I can honestly take or leave), the rest of these chicks can go kick rocks.

If I weren't sure about Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead being a vile bitch, then I'd actually feel sorry for her that Brother Joe called her scum. All I know is that that fight better end with him stomping the sh!t out of Juicy Joe's rancid ass once and for all so that'll be my last (and sweetest) memory of him before his thieving ass eventually heads over to jail. Please explain to me why the red-headed beaver is still on this show. It's clear that this 'storyline' with Big Al is a flimsy excuse to snag 15% of airtime, so they need to just boot her ass off the island, already.

OK, what is with this show and folks' comparisons to PBS cartoon characters?

1. What in the hell happened to Jacqueline's face? Yes, I've been hearing talk of it for the last 2 seasons, but it just hit me full force when I saw her braying at her phone. 2. My only beef with Jacqueline up until last night was the way she allowed her wretched daughter to run roughshod over her, but that all changed when she rolled up on Kathy's phone conversation. While I've made no bones about my intolerance for Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead, I was blah-blah-blahing right along with her because I truly wanted her to STFU. 3. I sure hope next week's fight ends with Brother Joe beating the breaks off of Juicy Joe. You speak no lies.

I'm so hot I got fire comin' out my assh0le? And folks wonder why I haven't bought a hip hop album in the last decade.

Ditto - especially since she hasn't showcase any appealing qualities since Season 1 (a.k.a.: when her trifling ways were underwraps and being overshadowed by Danielle's).

This has the potential to be my summer joint - right down to the vintage BET vibe of the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvuNsRccVw

Even though Nia clearly ripped a page out of Queen O's book, I can't quite hate her as much as this show wants me to. And yes, I was one of the people who cheered her on when she mollywhopped that baked-bean-eating assh0le and his dingbat girlfriend. The saving grace for this season was seeing Marlon unequivocally having Nia's back (while telling her exactly when she was dead wrong) at all times. Lord knows it's been ages since I've seen a Black man on this show that isn't prone to throwing a Black woman under the bus in favor of brownnosing for white folks' approval, so it warmed my heart to see this happen on my screen.

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You stole the words right off my fingertips, though I do think that Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead bears some of the blame for her rancid personality as well. I can't say that Juicy Joe's absence will immediately make her a better person, but I will agree that things will improve vastly for her (and their kids).

I still fail to understand why I'm supposed to see Brother Joe as inferior to his swollen anus of a brother-in-law. I'd say that I hope that this upcoming season clears it up for me, but I doubt that it will.

Considering that Traci came in huffing and puffing about those video tricks from jump, I've got no problem with them clowning her like the joke that she is.

I never thought that I'd ever see the day that I'd ever side with any video trick, but yesterday was that day. Man, did I wish that those three had taken that Drew's delusional babymama and tag-teamed her ass.

All this NYC throwback talk is making me miss Silex's delusional asses.

Drew is a better person than me because I would've told Traci to shove that check up her ass.

At the end of the day, Andrew Cohen is the only boss of the Real Housewives franchise. They all dance to his beat until he gets tired of their asses.

The moose benefits from being propped up by folks who mistake obnoxious bullying for strong womanhood. I'd cite this as an example of the Sapphire stereotype being repackaged for a millennial audience, but Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead is also a beneficiary of this madness.

This is exactly why I love that there are ATLliens on SON to tell the truth about these folks. Keep it coming, guys!