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My all favorite lines between Rose and Blanche:

Blanche: Hello, Rose. Is something wrong?

Rose: Well, yes. It's Miles.

Blanche: What about him?

Rose: I don't know. He's been kind of tight lately, and I hate it.

Blanche: Well, I'm just the opposite. I LOVE a tight man..... Tight man with cast iron pecks...

thighs that could choke a bear...a butt you could eat breakfast off of...then the two of us

would.. (stops, looking over at Rose). Rose, when did you get in?

Rose: Blanche, I've been here the whole time. I was telling you about Miles being tight.

Blanche: I LOVE a tight man..... Tight man with cast iron pecks...thighs....

Rose: No, thight with money! He's cheap!

Blanche: Tight with money? DUMP him!

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Blanche: This is strictly off the record, but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.

Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.

Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone. Day or night.

Blanche [at Christmas]: Well Rose, it's a beautiful blouse.

Rose: I hope you like it. Dorothy said you would like something crotchless.

Blanche: I feel like I am in a bad dream. But I know I'm not dreaming, because there are no boy dancers.

Blanche: I tried giving up sex.

Dorothy: I guess you fell off the wagon.

Sophia: And on to a naval base!

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This is hands down one of my favorite shows ever. The quotes are hilarious!

I'm so glad the first six seasons are all on DVD. I love popping them in when nothing is on and just laughing. I've seen them all about 100 times but they are all very re-watchable.

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When the girls thought Blanche may have slept w/ Charlie....

Dorothy: What do you know, the tramp keeps records.

Rose: Wait a minute, if you didn't sleep w/ any of them, how come it says BED on the cover?

Blanche: Honey it doesn't say bed.

Rose: Yes, it does, right there.

Blanche: No those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.

Dorothy: Your initials spell BED?

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Talking about walking in on your parents having sex

Rose: I would have died if I ever caught my parents having sex!

Dorothy: You never walked in on them?

Rose: Oh that one time. They explained that they were playing leap frog.

Dorothy is mad at Sophia

Dorothy: Get back here you little Sicilian Gecko!!

Sophia: I wuv you!

Dorothy:Too Wittle,too wate!

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I love the episode when they adopt that pig, Baby, to get all that money from Rose's uncle. And then he gets sick, and they send him to a farm...and he dies on the trip to the farm.

Sophia [she lost her glasses and can't see]: Oh, my God. That's the cutest baby I've ever seen.

Dorothy: Ma, it's a pig!

Sophia: Hey, you were not great looking when I brought you home from the hospital.

Rose [to Baby the pig]: There you are; you get into that kitchen and eat your slop before I spank that little pig fanny!

Sophia: All right, I'm going, I'm going... Oh sorry. That's the way they used to call us for dinner in the home.

[blanche complains to the other Girls that Baby has ripped up her nightie]

Blanche: And he likes to watch me take a shower!

Sophia: He's a pig, there's no accounting for taste.

Veterinarian: There's really nothing wrong with Baby, physically.

Rose: He's got a mental problem.

Dorothy: Four grown women decide to live with a pig, and HE'S the one with the mental problem?!

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I haven't gotten Season 6 yet, because I know I'll be getting it for Christmas. It's just my favorite sitcom ever.

Hard to believe that Season 7, the FINAL season, will be out in February. On one hand, it seems like the show ended too soon. But on the other hand, it's amazing to me that the show stayed FRESH for seven seasons. Even all the way up to the final episode of the entire series, this show stayed just as fresh and hilariously funny and original as it was in season one. For that, I'm almost glad that the show didn't last any longer... that way, all we're left with is fresh, original, funny material before everyone got burnt out and the show started to inevitably go downhill. There's nothing better than going out at the top of your game, and that's exactly what The Golden Girls did. Always leaves me wanting more, and that's a great thing.

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