Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

[Cheap21]

Here for it! After how they did Tiffany, I support a complete overhaul of the show. I'll take these 5. Stephanie, Tiffany and D'Andra are the only ones Id even entertain seeing again. Brandi, Kary and Kameron need to GO!

[Chris B]

I know it’s popular to dislike LVP, but as a dog lover this looks really good! I already have Peacock so I’ll watch. 
 

 

[FrenchBug82]

 

I am trying to fight the self-righteousness in the animal lover in me but all I see here is a glamorous version of a rescue. The dogs are all very clearly easily adoptable - which is great! - but I am afraid this is one of these things that are going to set up false expectations for people trying to adopt a shelter dog. I will give it a go because: doggies! But I can tell I am going to be frustrated that the process of dog adoption is going to get the reality TV sanitization treatment and mislead people.

[Chris B]

Is Claudia dropping hints?

@Taoboi@Cheap21

 

 

 

[DaytimeFan]

 

Great post but especially the bold. 

 

Although Dorit is probably a grifter of some sort, I do find her and PK likeable. After last season, when Dorit gave Denise a fair shake and didn't commit to the Coven, she went up in my book. 

 

Kyle...anyone else think she got new breasts and perhaps did something to her hips to emulate a Kardashian? Her nose wasn't the only thing that looked different to me...

 

Rinna deserves every second of hell that she catches and I hope Garcelle doesn't let up on her. 

 

 

 

That smirk will never get old for me. 

[Cat]

BH:

Good première though they leaked all the juicy scenes beforehand. How much more plastic surgery can Kyle's face take? She is literally turning into an aging Kim Kardashian if she cisels anymore of her nose off. 

 

Crystal's house gave me old school Colombo vibes and she seems pleasantly messy. I'm here for it and all the house porn this episode. Even Dorit's house looks impressive!

 

Unsure about Kathy at the moment, and I wish Kim could gave rejoined as well. Garcelle needs help keeping up the pressure on Rinna. Garcelle's hair braided in an LV scarf gave me life BTW.

 

NJ:

Team T(oughies). I know Tre is a neanderthal and hits hard, but it's so preferable to Team Fake and their insufferable smugness. This group really deluded themselves into thinking that they are the 'good ones' that the audience roots for. I'm sort of over Joe Gorga showing out too. Also they demand Tre dump on her ex but are happy to sit back and watch Jackie go for Teresa? Where is the 'fambly loyalty' there?

 

Jennifuh came ready to play and I loved every broadside she threw at Team Fake. And when Teresa made the plumber reference and Margaret did Erika's 'Or what? Or what?' snarl? It was like the mask slipped. Margaret is really unlikeable. And all 3 are cowards. None dares confront Teresa directly, so they go extra hard at Jennifuh trying to get her fired. It's not fun seeing 3 people gang up on one person, but Jennifer barely breaks a sweat putting them in their place.

 

[Taoboi]

RHOA

 

This is hilarious!!! Some of them are SPOT ON...

 

 

[Eric83]

Jennifer CLEARED those hoes on the left couch.

 

LMAO at Teresa accidentally eating Margaret up by saying she (Marge) wouldn't put her husband is a plumber in her Twitter bio.

[Antoyne]

Agree with all of this. Teresa seeing that made me die, I loved it.

[Soaplovers]

Rhobh:

 

They're so insincere...it's why I've grown cold to them years ago.

 

Kathy kind of has Kim's quirkiness mixed with Kyle's all about how it looks.  Neither have Kim's ability to get down and dirty verbally.

 

Garcelle calling out Rinna made me miss Kim...the only one to truly call out Rinna effectively.

 

Jury's out on Crystal... need 3 episodes to make my decision on if I like her or not.

 

Why is Erika there?

 

Sutton has better taste than Kyle lol

 

NJ:

 

Jennifer needs to be careful because she could veer from fun shade and call outs to viciousness.  

 

Jennifer vs Pigtails is what I live for.

 

Was Jackie called back for next season cause of her hubby?  If so, she better reward him with a you know what

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[Taoboi]

Hehe. And still imitating Marge on top of that.

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The gif that keeps on giving. hehe.

 

 

Who hates on the Queen?  That said I liked that promo more than I thought I would. It looks light and fun and LVP still has her humor about her which is great. I bet that Coven will be hating.

 

Meanwhile...

If those are hints, I'm down for it. Right now, Claudia Jordan and what little news I heard about Toni would be the only thing that would make me watch Dallas now.  And this looks like a fun posse.

 

@Soaplovers now are we sure that Kathy won't get down and dirty verbally? Hasn't Kyle been scared of her for decades part of which we have seen in scenes on BH where she verbally cuts Kyle to the quick? I don't know about that. 

 

@Faulkner Well that just tells me re: Sutton on WWHL that she will be keeping that Coven on their toes. GOOD. 

[Cat]

Another good bit at NJ reunion was Jennifer handling Melissa and Marge, and then turning to Jackie and saying "MERRIAM WEBSTER WHERE YOU AT?" I died! Jackie looked legit shocked at the callback.

[Taoboi]

LOVED.

 

[Cat]

Uh oh. The Coven seems to be pushing for one of their minions to be allowed back into the fold. Maybe as a replacement if Garcelle leaves? (FYI "Dorritt" seems to be part of this mess, too).

 

Tessy Meddling-Avocado: "We're going to best friends forever and ever, right, guys? You won't forget me when I'm no longer on the show, right?"

 

 

 

 

The good thing about Kathy is that she is eccentric and isn't thirsty about getting a diamond. The bad thing is that she is going to keep personal sh!t locked up TIGHT. There is a reason she chose to be a FOH -- reality TV at arm's length. She was sharp with Kyle in earlier seasons because Kyle spilled on camera about Kim's drinking (not that it wouldn't have come out anyway), and Mauricio left the Hiltons to start up his own agency. That is water under the bridge now, and she is here to back Kyle in the filler scenes. Any animosity between them will be dealt with away from the cameras. Or swept under the rug.

 

Kim didn't like her personal stuff laid out there either. The difference with Kathy is that Kim's defense mechanism is to threaten Kyle with spilling her secrets. That is why Kim was an unpredictable watch in seasons 1-5. We never knew what she was going to pull out of her hat.

Edited May 21, 2021 by Cat

[Taoboi]

Who is that other blond girl in those pictures?