OLTL = One Lasagna, Two Lasagnas.....

LMFAO! Thank goodness they got a bigger studio now.... or else the retrofitting of doorways would have cost a bundle.

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK AHEAD BEFORE YOU HIRE BONNIE GRAPE!

OLTL = One Lasagna, Two Lasagnas.....

AMC = All My Casseroles

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Bonnie Grape LOL. Love it.

I think we've found the real reason for the bloodbath at OLTL..... studio floor reinforcements and an exclusive catering contract with the Magnolia Bakery just don't pay for themselves.....

I think we've found the real reason for the bloodbath at OLTL..... studio floor reinforcements and an exclusive catering contract with the Magnolia Bakery just don't pay for themselves.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know, I have endured 23 years of Ronn frickin MOSS on this show... to the point where I actually have some fondness for the Keith Richards wannabe and his closet of ponchos, scarves and capes. I have sat through a good 15+ years of the Brooke-Ridge-Taylor triangle, and the fact that Brad Bell insists on revisting it to this day makes me want to contemplate self-harm.

But there are small, small moments of mercy on this show. And if Kim Zimmer and her giant gob were to show up on B&B, I swear I would tune out. B&B is only 18 minutes long, and The Zimmermonster has chomped, chewed and swallowed whole much bigger shows than this. Poor little B&B will be like a little bunny wabbit caught in the headlights of a rampaging monster truck.

Pretty much.

Poor little B&B will be like a little bunny wabbit caught in the headlights of a rampaging monster truck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-2s24Z4tw

Brad meets Kim.

Edited March 25, 201015 yr by DeeeDee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-2s24Z4tw

Brad meets Kim.

EPIC WIN!

Would you all just stop talking [!@#$%^&*] about her for one --!

Sorry, wrong actress.

Carry on!

Would you all just stop talking [!@#$%^&*] about her for one --!

Sorry, wrong actress.

Carry on!

She's overweight. And she knows it.

She's overweight.

That's an understatement.

Her control tops make her FUPA look like baked bread.

Did you guys see B&B this week with Pam making fun of Donna bc she's gained about 40 pounds? LMAO, it was hilarious. I was joking before but after seeing that, I REALLY want the show to bring Zimmer in as a temp-Donna replacemnt while JG is on maternity leave. They've already established that Donna is fat, so Kim could come in and have fun with it. The dialogue was hilarious

Donna: Is, uh, Eric in there? Are those brownies you're hiding?

Pam: No, no, no, no. They're just lemon bars. You hate my lemon bars, remember?

Donna: Uh-huh.

Pam: (Sighs)

Donna: Liar.

Pam: I'm just trying to protect you from yourself.

Donna: (Laughs) Funny, Pam. You protect me from myself.

Pam: Well... (Sighs) someone's got to, sweetheart. Look, I-I'm not trying to be mean, but you know... (Laughs)

Donna: Okay. All right, stop. You--you've already said that too many times before.

Pam: Not that you're not still beautiful. You are. You got a little more jiggle to your wiggle. (Laughs) Do you get it? Jiggle to your wiggle?

Donna: Vice president. But I still deserve to be treated with a little bit of respect. I mean, is it too much to ask to visit my husband at work without being harassed?

Pam: Oh, lighten up, Donna. And, no, I didn't mean it that way. I didn’t.

Donna: Are--are you just gonna let her treat me like this?

Stephanie: Pam, apologize to Donna, please. We have a lot of work Eric and I are going to do.

Pam: Okay. Okay. I'm very sorry, Donna. And now I think you and I should really go. I mean, we shouldn't be disturbing Stephanie and Eric. They can't be worrying about our little squabbles. They're way too busy for little you and me. Well... (Chuckles) sorry. Little me, big you. We should go.

Donna: Well, I-I certainly feel like I'm being shut out.

Stephanie: Well, perhaps you're overreacting because I'm back at the company.

Donna: Yeah.

Pam: Well, don't fret, little miss hot tamale. (Laughs) I bet that sounds pretty good to you right now, doesn't it, with a side of guacamole and a little sour cream.

Stephanie: Oh, Pammy.

Pam: I'm kidding.