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Episode 1.9: "Fizbo"

Phil: There he is….big day is coming up. What do you want for your birthday, big dawg?

Luke: It’s okay, I’m good.

Phil: Come on, sky’s the limit. Dream big my boy.

Luke: Well I guess I could use a belt.

Claire: A belt?

Luke: Yeah, you’re right, I don’t need it – extension cord works pretty good.

Phil: Every year, Luke’s birthday falls right around Thanksgiving and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle.

Claire: One year, we forgot completely and had to improvise a cake of stuffing.

Phil: Which by the way, he was fine with. He’s one of those kids - you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box.

Claire: Yeah, one year we just got him a box, a really nice box.

Phil: And we made the mistake of a gift bag.

Claire: So he played with the gift bag.

Phil: We can’t get it right.

Haley: Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise.

Claire: That’s random. Why are you telling me that?

Haley: Cause he’s coming to the party.

Claire: Is that absolutely necessary?

Alex: Yes, because she can’t go 10 minutes without her boyfriend’s tongue in her mouth. It’s like he’s feeding a baby bird.

Cameron: You know, people are going to stare – they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car.

Cameron (takes out his clown clock): Let’s go, we’re going to be late. :lol:

Luke (had a lizard on his head): It feels so weird. What does it eat?

Tanya: Oh just little boy….brains.

Alex: Well, at least Luke’s got nothing to worry about.

Phil: I am brave. Rollercoasters – love them. Scary movies – I’ve seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only been recently gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything……..except clowns. Never shared that with the Fam, so shhh…….I have an image to maintain. Though I’m not really sure where it comes from. My mother says because when I was kid I found a dead clown in the woods but who knows.

Manny’s heroics, saving the girl and the balloon dog, and heroic music playing! :lol:

Manny: It turns out I’m not the sweet guy, or the funny guy……..Manny Delgado is a man of action.

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Episode 1.10: "Undeck the Halls"

Manny’s practical joke on Jay. :lol: That freaked me out too. LOL

Mitchell: Are you kidding me with this line? I’m going to ask Santa for the last 45 minutes of my life back.

Cameron: Oh would you cheer up, we’re in Santa’s Village with our daughter. Where were we a year ago?

Mitchell: We were at the beginning of this line.

Claire: If whoever is responsible doesn’t come forward, your father and I are just going to have to punish all three of you.

Haley: What?

Luke: That’s not fair.

Phil: I can forgive the smoking but can’t forgive the lie…….

Claire: ….No…

Phil: ……or the smoking.

Phil dragging the Christmas tree out. :lol:

Phil: Let’s not get all worked up, I made a mistake….I made a mistake and people make mistakes….and they make up for those mistakes…by taking their family to Italy!!

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I'm shocked that this show hasn't been discussed in fifteen months. I honestly didn't think I would like this comedy until I gave it a try and found it to be quite funny.

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