Members NaVell J. Lee Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 *blows out pistol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 ^^ In other news, James is lurking and mateo22 has found the perfect soulmate...Courteney Cox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mateo22 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 I love it! Courteo, Mateney, Maney, Coteo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Is Courtney Court(eo)-ing Again? Aside from the simple fact that she's married and her husband would rail if he found out what she's been doing, everything seems to be looking up for Courteney Cox. She just started production on a new season of her hit TV show "Dirt" and has started a steamy affair with mateo22. Though neither would agree to comment on their top secret affair, we do hear that Courteney plans on bringing her lover on next season (on her TV show) as a "Dark Shadows" obsessed soap opera fanatic who enjoys marijuana just a little too much. Wow, what a stretch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoapQueen89 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Sources tell the SON Examiner that one half of Shayan has been seen steppin' out. Sources close to this one half of Shayan, have seen him with his mistress on a few occasions. Friends close to this pair call them Rennifer. It seems to us the one half of Shayan better keep an eye on the other half before Rennifer becomes more than just an afternoon fling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest would like to remind readers that they were the first to break this truly outrageous story! Only 3 hours ago! See below: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoapQueen89 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 The SON Examiner would also like to remind readers that their sources are a little closer to the pair than any other publication. The owner of SON Examiner IS one half of Rennifer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweet_VeeVee24 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Oh my I'm laughing so hard that tears are coming out my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mateo22 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Same here, I can't even keep up. This thread is a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 So.....???!!!! I'm Dusty. Half of DustBunny. Owner, Journalist, Graphic Designer, Editor-In-Chief, and Publisher of Soap Opera Nughtiness Digest. Ryan's stalker. Shawn's arch-enemy. Been accused by Ryan of gagging alot (insuation that I service men) and being obsessed with male genitalia. Been held hostage by Na'Vell. Saw Kenny get killed by Na'Vell. Been told by Nubs that I'm a dustbunny in Ryan's poopyhole. Was paired up with Editor-In-Chief of Soap Nastiness Digest Venus (after she outted me in her magazine for using Match.com to score women) when she hilariously showed up as my "perfect match" date from Match.com! I hate to say it Jen, but you ain't got NOTHING on me! I'm WAY more accredited than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JinkiesP Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 This thread is hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweet_VeeVee24 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 I'm still cracking up over those last few posts...Tears are coming out my eyes...this thread is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 What's That Sound? It might be a faulty air conditioning unit. ...................................Or it might be the sound of a bed squeaking as one SON supercouple consummates their commitment to one another in the very same hotel room where one of them was serviced earlier in the night by Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoapQueen89 Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Wow Dusty, you sure do get around. The SON Examiner stands by it's sources. It's source doesn't have the reputation as other so called credited sources. I'm just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted April 21, 2007 Members Share Posted April 21, 2007 Jesus, Ryan/Shawn/Clint/Ron are the Lucky/Liz/Jason/Sam of SON! Gossip has spread that a certain mother is going to try to break up her daughter's relationship.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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