*blows out pistol*

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In other news, James is lurking and mateo22 has found the perfect soulmate...Courteney Cox!

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In other news, James is lurking and mateo22 has found the perfect soulmate...Courteney Cox!

I love it! Courteo, Mateney, Maney, Coteo

Is Courtney Court(eo)-ing Again?

Aside from the simple fact that she's married and her husband would rail if he found out what she's been doing, everything seems to be looking up for Courteney Cox. She just started production on a new season of her hit TV show "Dirt" and has started a steamy affair with mateo22. Though neither would agree to comment on their top secret affair, we do hear that Courteney plans on bringing her lover on next season (on her TV show) as a "Dark Shadows" obsessed soap opera fanatic who enjoys marijuana just a little too much. Wow, what a stretch!

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Sources tell the SON Examiner that one half of Shayan has been seen steppin' out. Sources close to this one half of Shayan, have seen him with his mistress on a few occasions. Friends close to this pair call them Rennifer.

It seems to us the one half of Shayan better keep an eye on the other half before Rennifer becomes more than just an afternoon fling.

Sources tell the SON Examiner that one half of Shayan has been seen steppin' out. Sources close to this one half of Shayan, have seen him with his mistress on a few occasions. Friends close to this pair call them Rennifer.

It seems to us the one half of Shayan better keep an eye on the other half before Rennifer becomes more than just an afternoon fling.

Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest would like to remind readers that they were the first to break this truly outrageous story! Only 3 hours ago! See below:

TWO SCOOPS!

One says that Shayan is on the verge of a break-up. Why? Because, supposedly, Ryan can't keep himself active enough with Shawn, and has been having intimate relations with several other board members...such as Jen, Clint, and even made a pass at Dusty (one half of the supercouple DustBunny) who subsequently turned him down. As always, Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest will keep you posted.

The other scoop says that a certain poster has been flaunting his supercouple status, when in fact, he's the only one involved and the other poster knows nothing of their supposed "romance".

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Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest would like to remind readers that they were the first to break this truly outrageous story! Only 3 hours ago! See below:

The SON Examiner would also like to remind readers that their sources are a little closer to the pair than any other publication. The owner of SON Examiner IS one half of Rennifer.

Oh my I'm laughing so hard that tears are coming out my eyes.

Oh my I'm laughing so hard that tears are coming out my eyes.

Same here, I can't even keep up. This thread is a riot.

The SON Examiner would also like to remind readers that their sources are a little closer to the pair than any other publication. The owner of SON Examiner IS one half of Rennifer.

So.....???!!!!

I'm Dusty.

Half of DustBunny.

Owner, Journalist, Graphic Designer, Editor-In-Chief, and Publisher of Soap Opera Nughtiness Digest.

Ryan's stalker.

Shawn's arch-enemy.

Been accused by Ryan of gagging alot (insuation that I service men) and being obsessed with male genitalia.

Been held hostage by Na'Vell.

Saw Kenny get killed by Na'Vell.

Been told by Nubs that I'm a dustbunny in Ryan's poopyhole.

Was paired up with Editor-In-Chief of Soap Nastiness Digest Venus (after she outted me in her magazine for using Match.com to score women) when she hilariously showed up as my "perfect match" date from Match.com!

I hate to say it Jen, but you ain't got NOTHING on me! I'm WAY more accredited than you!

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This thread is hillarious.

This thread is hillarious.

I'm still cracking up over those last few posts...Tears are coming out my eyes...this thread is too funny

What's That Sound?

It might be a faulty air conditioning unit.

...................................Or it might be the sound of a bed squeaking as one SON supercouple consummates their commitment to one another in the very same hotel room where one of them was serviced earlier in the night by Kenny.

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So.....???!!!!

I'm Dusty.

Half of DustBunny.

Owner, Journalist, Graphic Designer, Editor-In-Chief, and Publisher of Soap Opera Nughtiness Digest.

Ryan's stalker.

Shawn's arch-enemy.

Been accused by Ryan of gagging alot (insuation that I service men) and being obsessed with male genitalia.

Been held hostage by Na'Vell.

Saw Kenny get killed by Na'Vell.

Been told by Nubs that I'm a dustbunny in Ryan's poopyhole.

Was paired up with Editor-In-Chief of Soap Nastiness Digest Venus (after she outted me in her magazine for using Match.com to score women) when she hilariously showed up as my "perfect match" date from Match.com!

I hate to say it Jen, but you ain't got NOTHING on me! I'm WAY more accredited than you!

Wow Dusty, you sure do get around.

The SON Examiner stands by it's sources. It's source doesn't have the reputation as other so called credited sources.

I'm just sayin'.

Jesus, Ryan/Shawn/Clint/Ron are the Lucky/Liz/Jason/Sam of SON!

Gossip has spread that a certain mother is going to try to break up her daughter's relationship....