Edited January 2, 200817 yr by Ryan Chandler
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Catherine Zeta Jones, you're STUNNING!

I'll teach you a thing or two granny....

That depends.....what kind of things?

LoL, you should know better than that!

Is Ryan pulling a JSF on us...LOL

Crap!

Someone save me before I go all Anna Devane on someone's ass.

*struggles to be untied*

no, now we have to do this soap-like.

You know how the hero, which would be me, has to find clues to your whereabouts...and as he is about to come in close proximity to you, he gets knocked out by your captor. I come to, and found I have been tied up, but manages to escape the clutches, but has to break the door down. I then see you, Tish, on the top of the roof, which your captor, and he has a gun to your head. You struggle, but wound up escaping, and I run to him and fight over the gun...a shot goes off.....but we both go over the rooftop, and you scream in horror.

LoL, there's a black woman on the Food Network Awards right named DRUCILLA.

I thought it was totally a fictitious name!

That depends.....what kind of things?

There's the sugartwist that numbs your leg...

The buckyball nekkid game that will....I can't get into it on here

The coconut springs that'll really quench your thirst

And the reacharound that always makes people happy

no, now we have to do this soap-like.

You know how the hero, which would be me, has to find clues to your whereabouts...and as he is about to come in close proximity to you, he gets knocked out by your captor. I come to, and found I have been tied up, but manages to escape the clutches, but has to break the door down. I then see you, Tish, on the top of the roof, which your captor, and he has a gun to your head. You struggle, but wound up escaping, and I run to him and fight over the gun...a shot goes off.....but we both go over the rooftop, and you scream in horror.

Yep, down you go bitches!! The captor, after removing his mask is ME!!

I love it Ron, It's Going to happen in MAY

I think we all should put something in our signature representing the great month of MAY and what is to come

I need like shoulder replacement.

Ow.

Anyone feel like bring the oil and rubbing me down? Might make me feel better...

What really kills me about the "in May" thing is... why not just say IN TWO WEEKS?

There's the sugartwist that numbs your leg...

The buckyball nekkid game that will....I can't get into it on here

The coconut springs that'll really quench your thirst

And the reacharound that always makes people happy

Well, lets quit talking about it and do it then!

I need like shoulder replacement.

Ow.

Anyone feel like bring the oil and rubbing me down? Might make me feel better...

Last time I did that, he ended up completely naked and bad things happened...

So, of course!

I love it Ron, It's Going to happen in MAY

I think we all should put something in our signature representing the great month of MAY and what is to come

I wont keep it long...I dont want to get in trouble and get banned in May...LOL It is too big..I may shrink it...lol

OMG, this dude on the Food Network right now is totally ADORABLE.

I'm talking adorable! And he's crying... there are tears in his eyes! That makes him so much sexier.

no, now we have to do this soap-like.

You know how the hero, which would be me, has to find clues to your whereabouts...and as he is about to come in close proximity to you, he gets knocked out by your captor. I come to, and found I have been tied up, but manages to escape the clutches, but has to break the door down. I then see you, Tish, on the top of the roof, which your captor, and he has a gun to your head. You struggle, but wound up escaping, and I run to him and fight over the gun...a shot goes off.....but we both go over the rooftop, and you scream in horror.

If you are harmed, then may I tend to your wounds? I will wear my nurse's outfit