Nothing like cool whip to bring a happy ending huh?

cool whip, body butter, what-have-you

differences, similar outcome

Polish my tool

not with chrome but drool

Chrome would probably burn...

Slob on my knob

Like corn on the cob

You just had to didn't you......

You just had to didn't you......

You know I did.

Sorry, Shawn. I...uh....I meant Ryan.

Damn four and five letter names...always gettin' me mixed up.

Yeah, but that windowsill was back when you and Ryan had that big romantic night and I was.............

Oh. Never mind!

Hey tickle tickle

Said Vick to his pickle

As Kevin tossed his salad....

Oh gawd!

I better leave now while I still have semblance of sanity left in my body

Thanks for the fun...it's been surreal

LATER!

Chrome would probably burn...

Yeah, it would.

If anything is gonna burn, my choice would be hot candle wax

If anyone has any problem with me, feel free to PM me or message me on AIM -- or hell, do both! Step up and tell me how you feel. That accomplishes alot.

There's no need for vague, mysterious comments in this thread when everyone knows exactly who the comments are referred to or in response to.

Reeoowwwrrrr!!!!

Somebody's a fiesty one tonight!!

Things sure get exciting in here when midnight comes.

I always said that would be it

That I wouldn't stick around

If it ever came to this

And here I am, I'm so confused

How am I supposed to leave

When I can't even move

In the time it would've took to say

'Honey I'm home, how was your day'

You dropped a bomb where we live

And just expect me to...

Forgive...that's a mighty big word

For such a small man

And I'm not sure I can

I don't even know now who I am

It's too soon for me to say Forgive

Well I should ask but I won't

Was it love or just her touch

I dont think I want to know

So get your things and get out

Don't call me for a day or two

So i can sort this out

Well, you might as well have ripped the life

Right out of me right here tonight

When through the fallin tears you said,

'Well can't you ever just forgive'

that's a mighty big word

For such a small man

And I'm not sure I can

I don't even know now who I am

It's too soon for me to say Forgive

You know what they say

Forgive and Forget

Relive and regret

But I just can't

Forgive...that's a mighty big word

For such a small man

And I'm not sure I can

I don't even know now who I am

It's too soon for me to say Forgive

Oh gawd!

I better leave now while I still have semblance of sanity left in my body

Thanks for the fun...it's been surreal

LATER!

Night dollface!

This is SON After Dark.....but then again, SON is always hitting the After Dark segment at any given time....depending on the certain randy moods of certain posters

This is SON After Dark.....but then again, SON is always hitting the After Dark segment at any given time....depending on the certain randy moods of certain posters

Especially in this thread!

Gotta love it...long time

This is SON After Dark.....but then again, SON is always hitting the After Dark segment at any given time....depending on the certain randy moods of certain posters

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