I know. I still don't know myself how my brain knew that young what to do, but... eh. Early bloomer I guess, LoL

Kenny, you have GOT to be kidding. Seriously?!

Kenny, you have GOT to be kidding. Seriously?!

Yes. Quite serious, LoL

I was also involved with quite a fed pedophiles from around the age of 8 - 14. I know one of them, and I'm thinking of turning them in because I know they're molesting boys. I should do it, but I'm ashamed of coming forward what what I did. Plus, it's been quite a while since then, so I'm not sure if it would make a different now, anyway.

Who needs an Ambien when you've got this year's Oscar telecast?

I wonder how many people would be asleep if they panned across the audience? Seriously.

Hilarious that you said that. I just popped an Ambien, so the Oscars didn't make me go night night.

I have no clue what Pan's Labyrinth is about.

THIS is the Labyrinth I remember loving!

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Thank the Lord someone remembers, Kenny.

That "Labyrinth" actually WAS something to write home about!

I remember seeing that in maybe fifth grade.

I'm in an Oscars chatroom right now, and everyone's tearing Ellen apart. They hate her as host, and think she's dressed too much like a 'dyke,' LoL

Do they really want Ellen in a dress?! I mean, damn. I can't even begin to picture it.

SEriously, Kenny?

I mean, I can:

Jennifer Hudson is a hack and of course we had the usual Jamie Foxx-like references to God, her precious grandmother, and the director (he's a genius dontcha know?) uttered with tear-stained cheeks .

Um, are you kidding me?

Jennifer was one of the ONLY genuine winners on that stage tonight! She spoke from her heart, was NOT ashamed, like some people who are Christians (it's okay if you're not) to thank GOD, who you REALLY couldn't have done it without, and you could tell she was shocked as all heck to win the thing. I'm so happy for her. Words cannot express the joy I feel in my heart for her. She is TRULY a real life Cinderella.

Screw YOU, Rogers and Hammerstein. Jennifer Hudson's story is the TRUE fairytale, hacks!

Yes. Quite serious, LoL

I was also involved with quite a fed pedophiles from around the age of 8 - 14. I know one of them, and I'm thinking of turning them in because I know they're molesting boys. I should do it, but I'm ashamed of coming forward what what I did. Plus, it's been quite a while since then, so I'm not sure if it would make a different now, anyway.

I really don't even know how to respond to that.

I'm so happy AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH won 2 Oscars: Al Gore is my hero, I was so proud of him tonight!

And, congratulations to Helen Mirren, a well deserved win!

I'm so happy AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH won 2 Oscars: Al Gore is my hero, I was so proud of him tonight!

Me too!!!!!

Didn't like Helen Mirren's dress. The flowery print was too much like a drape.

Liked Nicole Kidman's dress except for that big ribbon.

Penelope's dress was great although she looked a bit rough.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO glad Diane Keaton has FINALLY stopped rocking the Annie Hall look. It only took 30 years.

-I'm a little shocked Alan Arkin won. He was great in LMS but didn't have much screentime. It was obviously a Let's give it to anyone BUT EM thing.

I'm still really bored. Next year I'm taping and FF'ing. I can't handle this.

Helen - eh, no surprise.

Reese is so amazingly hot.

I thought Reese looked as good as she has ever looked last night, that divorce did her some good.

Helen Mirren - most gorgous woman of the night.

Still, as much as lead actress was a tough race and Mirren is a worthy choice I'd preferred Judi Dench to win this. LMAO about Ellen's boob remark...

Also swooning for Cate Blanchett although that dress was a bit 80s flashy.

Nicole Kidnam on the other hand had one fugly dress. That red ribbon made me crazy. I was thisclose jumping in a plane to rip it off her. Surprised taht her junky husband made it to the Oscars though. Good for her.

But what was Meryl Streep thinking? Loved her at the real award show with the Prada gang-interaction but she looked like a hippie - kinda like Kim Zimmer for last year's daytime Emmys...

Speaking of bizarre events: Reese Withersppon looked good in her dress but she could hardly walk in it. It was a riot seeing her forced movements trying to get centrestage. LOL!

About the show: It was long, even longer than usual. It was not too boring but they overstressed the sideline-categories a bit. And I didn't like any of these shortfilms about the Spirit of America and other stuff. Whatever. Ellen was good but I've seen her better. Cheered when she handed Martin Scorcese her script. LMAO!

Most shocking event of the night: Melissa Etheridge kissing Tammy Lynn Michael from "Popular" and the censors forget to push the censorship button. Wow.

Overall, the winners were pretty well selected for a change. Was much more disappointed the last couple of years. Yay for "The Life of Others" as best foreign language release.

omg, HELEN MIRREN one of the finest actresses of all time finally won a frickin Oscar! My faith in the ceremony is RESTORED!!!!!!!!!!!

Supposedly Eddie Murphy and his wife got so pissed off with losing, that minutes after his award was given out, he left. Didn't stay to see J Hud win or the Dreamgirls perform their songs.

Sore Loser?

Supposedly Eddie Murphy and his wife got so pissed off with losing, that minutes after his award was given out, he left. Didn't stay to see J Hud win or the Dreamgirls perform their songs.

Sore Loser?

Sounds like it!

BTW, according to fast national ratings, the numbers for last night’s awards are slightly up from last year. I guess all the montages weren’t universally hated.