NothinButAttitude

Don't make me cut you.

A look at the NJ housewives shots. They're getting a new opening finally! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cenYPwJP4m4

I'd discuss them here seeing as they'll always be the RHOL in my mind.

Oh how I'd love to be those suspenders. I would just hate to get him all alone and be disappointed if he has ... short comings. But in my mind, he'll be a long and lean (not too lean) stallion. Oh and that gun tattoo! Yaass! He must be telling me he's packing! He has too!

SMH. ATL's klan of whores. All they were missing was Toya (Wright) and Tamar and all would've been right.

I didn't think it was humanly possible but:

*gasps* Who is this Taeyang and where has been all my life? I think I might've caught the "Yellow Fever," and I'm about to perform a robbery on Cheap.

The Aqualand saga:

Phelony has to bring the receipts to Apollo's upcoming deposition. Something tells me this is the start of the Feds investigation on Phaedra. Ms. Parks, you can... http://tamaratattles.com/2014/05/30/all-the-tea-on-apollos-upcoming-deposition-phaedra-needs-to-bring-the-receipts-too/

Uh oh. RHOBH might be officially dead.

Well you know that Nene throughout last season seems to think that Kenya is broke. Even Apollo and Phaedra. With the exception of Kandi and Cynthia, everyone has made comments about Kenya's finances this past season. And that photo of Porsha.... SMDH. Why would she want to go blonde out of all people? She's already dumb. No need to play into stereotypes.

When did Kenya pay for a man? I thought she was broke. Are we talking about Walter because if so, then: Where are those receipts that she paid Walter (or any man)? Yeah, I'm still waiting on those. Everybody knows that you need evidence to support such a claim; otherwise, it's hearsay from one bitter party. Walter has been the only 'man' (and I use that loosely) to say Kenya bought him and that was only after people took what Kenya said (saying that Walter was not attracted to her) and instantly pegging him as gay. That was the audience's doing. Not Kenya's. How did afford Walter when she's broke as everyone declares? She's renting a house. Renting cars. I mean how does she have the money to rent a man like Walter. I doubt he comes cheap seeing as he's a label whore. If Walter got paid, then why did Walter bitch and moan if he got his money? A good actor would accept his coins and take this secret to the grave. If Walter knew that Kenya was crazy then why did he carry on with the shenanigans for so long? Why did Walter sign on to do the show if he knew there was a risk of being scrutinized? If anything, Walter agreeing to be her boyfriend for TV says a lot about his character.... People like to take one instance, (Walter) and apply it to everything. And who said that Walter's word was the true word? I believe in his, hers, and the real truth being somewhere in the middle.

Seethe, haters. Queen Kenya's man is FINE! http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-atlanta/articles/2013-08-26-kenya-moore-kim-zolciak-babies

Aww sh*t! I just hope that Cynthia brings her "A" game when it comes to Nene because Nene is gonna go in on her. In other news, the RHOBH women (minus Lisa) are trying to pull a page out the NYC HWs book: http://www.realitytea.com/2014/05/30/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-cast-refusing-to-sign-season-5-contracts-unless-they-get-a-raise/ Unless you're ATL or NJ, no other franchise should demand large sums of money. The ratings aren't there. They should be glad they even have a show seeing how the ratings dropped last season. These bozos better pray Lisa resigns on or this show is dead in the water.

I'm surprised it didn't either. However, TP better hopes he maintains/build his audience because a lot of people on via social media complained about how long and dull the scenes were in the premiere. And again, he better hopes that Lee Daniel's Empire flops or runs in an opposite season of HAHN because if not, he's gonna lose his audience. Especially, when they'll see a better scripted and produced AA drama.

I don't blame her. She has a decent acting career. She stays occupied/working. She has a great husband with long money and beautiful kids. I wouldn't give a fly f*ck about RHOBH either. She made a lasting, good impression on the show that's gained her larger fan base in exchange. In the end, Joyce won. She's one of the few that exited the show in a good light, which is rare for HW shows.

SMDH. But this is the kind of train wreck I hate that we missed out on. It's like when Bravo gets rid of certain HWs, their lives get uber messy afterwards. Deshawn. Michaele. Mary. Stacy. Kat. Lisa. Etc. UGH!!

IKR! Jeffery is a dumb ass. Veronica would have to write me off, and she can't pin the accident on him anymore because Wyatt has been arrested already. Chucking the deuces to mommy dearest is what I'd do.

That's about it, but we all know he does that so he'll have eye candy on set for himself. That's why Tyler needs to get a better staff of writers, but I wouldn't be surprised if Tyler is writing every single script. He already produces, directs, and writes the show. He might be script writing the show too. It's apparent with that dreadful dialogue the characters were spewing last night.

Oh yeah. I keep forgetting about those broads in NJ. I'm praying they've update their opening this season. I'm betting money the centers will be Teresa and Melissa.

I think Nene has only been in the center the last two seasons. Season 1 (I think) the center was Lisa. S2 was Sheree. S3-4 was Kandi & Sheree. Yep. I think she holds the record. Why IDK. I'd be insulted if I was Vicki being an original on the original show and not holding the center/main orange.

^ Yep. That was her. Oh Lord! Praise Jesus for this fine specimen.

I just noticed this but it looked like Gretchen worse the same damn pink dress in each opening. And yaass to Lisa holding RHOBH hostage. Andy knows that Lisa is the most beloved HW of all the franchises and if she doesn't return then RHOBH is good as dead. I'm hoping Lisa only agrees to return if Bravo gives Joyce & Carlton another season. If they can give cokewhore Kim 4 season then Joyce and Carlton deserve another season.

But I don't even think that Heather will end up being the main villain this season. For the early part, yes, but I see someone else quickly taking her spot. From recent interviews, Shannon said in interview, "Somebody that is typically the one that's the instigator of some issues finally gets called out, and I'm not going to say who...." And Tamra recently did an interview and said that she is not currently fond of Lizzie OR Shannon. I'm thinking that Tamra is gonna come off looking like the villain. She's gonna be the "Gretchen" this season. Plus, Lizzie has been questioning Tamra's motives as of late (i.e. why would she give her advice about how to handle her "good friend" Vicki). Those interviews and that mid-season trailer shown about a week or two ago of Tamra running in the streets of Bali shows that Tamra might be in the hot seat, which I am totally fine with.

So true and with Tyler directing and writing the scene, it's gonna be over the top and fail capture the true essence of a woman scorned. He's already did the Bernadine scene on his other show, For Better For Worse, and even though I love Tasha Smith as an actress, it was horrid. Funny but not for the right reasons. Tyler likes the to use the same tropes and he'll most definitely reuse this one. He seems to think that all black women like to vandalize their significant other's possessions when they are scorned just like he loves to think that all his black heroines have to be damaged via their daddy molesting them, abuse, raped, given STDs, etc.