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It's like we're trapped inside some alternate universe ATWT, where Gail was a major player in Oakdale for decades. Meanwhile, I'm like Squeak in "The Color Purple," going, "Harpo! Who dis woman?".

Too bad, though, Brad Bell can't seem to tell more than one story within those 30 (or 19) minutes.

March 23, 1987. (God bless Eric Braeden Bill Bell, but I think there were issues with his last creation from day one.)

"One night, when I was at some disco, out of my mind on coke, someone said to me, 'Schuyler Whitney, you are SKY high!'. The rest is history."

Yep, that's Alice with the raggedy mouth.

Don't just take our word for it, Hillary B(ailey) Smith thinks it's crazy as well!

There's only one way to respond to that shocking twist: (Apparently, Margo can't quite believe it either.)

Re: Glenn Close -- I hate to say it, because it echoes the last presidential election, but...it's her time.

I don't know what to say about Jussie's attack either. Yes, it was awful to read about; but, in this day and age, when you have a president who emboldens citizens to commit those and other atrocities, should we really be surprised when something like that occurs?

Or science. Or logic. Or even UFO's (which is weird, when you think about who we're talking about).

ICAM. At this point, I think disclaimers and factoids should accompany any public statements made by Trump. Sort of like Garrett Morris' "News for the Hard of Hearing" character from SNL, or "Angry Obama" from "Key & Peele."

No wonder NCIS: NOLA has been a chore to watch from day one.

That angers me as well. I'm really starting to loathe the press.

Once again, the media's distracted by the shiny toy that is Howard Schultz -- whose teasing of a presidential run might not amount to anything more than simple talk in the long run -- instead of focusing on REAL crises happening both at home and abroad. We're gonna end up with four more years of Trump, because the media just won't learn that none of this is supposed to be a game. I just know it.

Before you know it, it'll cost just as much to stream all your favorite shows as it does to subscribe to cable or satellite dish, if not more.

Yeah, and I've heard rumors about Donna Mills, too. Actually, I've heard rumors suggesting she, Jane Elliot, Dee Hall and Leslie Charleson are all members in some weird soap actress lesbian cult, but that's beside the issue.

Go home, Tom. You're drunk.

Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you! I've been saying the same, damn thing forever!

As a picnic basket, lol. According to one rumor, JC and Ellen Weston were and are gay, but served as each other's "beard."

Like I said, I think it would have been better in retrospect (especially once Laurie Caso was made aware of her previous role) to have Glynnis O'Connor return in her original role and find someone else to portray Margo. I mean, I was okay with O'Connor as Ellen Dolan's replacement, but I can see now why others were resistant toward her. Weren't there rumors about Nancy Lee Grahn being approached to replace Dolan?

I always thought it was due to L&O and its' spinoffs still running on 430 channels (cable & OTA) everyday.

Oooh, wouldn't it be wild if it were a secret medical diagnosis? I don't think he'd want the world to know he is really suffering from Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia (even though most rational people have guessed already that he is).

I still tend to think it's not Trump himself that Putin has dirt on, but possibly Ivanka (and/or Jared), or even one of his sons by Ivana. (Tiffany, OTOH, can go for what she knows, lol.)

IA. I'm not popping any champagne corks just yet. A lot could happen in three weeks. But I'm glad federal workers no longer have to be furloughed or work without pay (for now).

Trump would have to give up a whole lot of hamberders and fries before he could fit through one of 'em.