Khan

Neither. Can. I.

It's kind of like what Olivia Benson said in a recent episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit": "If you can't prove the crime, prove the cover-up."

And, ironically enough, unable to afford the housing that one of their own jacked up the rent on.

I'm bracing myself for when the hammer falls on Dan Rather. Because you just know it will.

Why would they need the man's medical records in the first place? Didn't Dr. Ronny Howard Jackson release his own report on Trump, saying he was a magnificent pagan beast (or something like that)? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, MR. PRESIDENT?

No doubt, we'll be hearing from some lunkheads who question why we can have memorials to lynchings but not to Confederate generals.

If they had recast Jillian, they would have ended up killing her off, because I doubt very few who watched RH would have accepted anyone other than Nancy Addison in that part. Next to Helen Gallagher, Bernie Barrow and maybe Michael Levin, she was the heart and soul of RH.

Oh, how I wish there WERE a same-sex team on the US version. If only to see the heads of all those perky, (faux) blonde soccer moms from the Midwest who still watch the show explode. (Figuratively, of course.)

I mean, if she really wanted to be nasty, she could have said what I did the first time I saw Sanders on TV: "Dear God, we've gone from the world's worst varsity wrestling coach...to a fat tranny with a cheap wig and terrible fashion sense." (Now, that, ladies and gentlemen, is being cruel.)

Frankly, Michelle Wolf's remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders don't even compare to what has been said about HRC for decades. People are upset because she compared SHS to a "Handmaid's Tale" character and said she was the white woman equivalent to Uncle Tom? Honkies, please. Yet, evangelical Christians are convinced this man has been anointed by God. (Whatever, Jesus freaks.) Yep. I must hand it to Les Moonves: as venal as that man can be, he was right when he said that Trump was "bad for [the country], but good for CBS." Because, he was. Someone, even Donald [!@#$%^&*] Trump, with zero political experience, making it all the way to the presidency, made for some damn good copy. But, more than that, I'm starting to believe that the media was MORE determined NOT to let HRC win -- or, at least, not just to hand her what should have been a very winnable election. If that [!@#$%^&*] c**t and her jumpsuits want to be president so bad, they said, then let her work for it. Because, honestly? If it had been another woman in that position -- hell, even someone like "Hanoi Jane" Fonda -- I don't think they would've been as ready to fillet her.

Seriously, folks, when is Sean Spicer going to leave the stage? I'm SO proud of Michelle Wolf. And she's right: the media, both liberal and conservative, helped create the monster, no matter how much they are reluctant to admit that. The truth is, we would NOT be in the messes we are in right now if the media and others hadn't been so enamored with the idea of Donald Trump, a reality-TV "star," running for president; or if they hadn't been swept up by Hillary's Damn E-Mails (TM).

It's like saying, "I swear I had NO idea that hooker I was propositioning was underaged!"

"Lights, Camera, Sex Cult: The Allison Mack Story." Coming this fall to Lifetime.

TOM BROKAW?? Sigh. I'm officially done with life. No, I'm not. But if I find out Huntley AND/OR Brinkley groped a lot of women BITD... Meanwhile, I'm reminded of that episode of "The Golden Girls" where Blanche and Dorothy are watching the NBC Evening News, Blanche admits she was too busy ogling him to pay attention to the news, and Dorothy says something like, "That would explain why it seemed like he was looking down your blouse."

Actually, IMO, the Pollocks' work was/is always disjointed and plot-driven -- not just on TD, but on DYNASTY as well. It's just that, by the end, they were all out of exciting ideas that could help you overlook their deficiencies.

Vee, I think, made an excellent point some time ago that the show and the cast's places in TV history is secure regardless of Bill's criminal behavior. Moreover, thanks to DVD's, streaming and websites like YT, I doubt the show will fade from our collective memory anytime soon.

I told Mama Khan about his outburst and she said essentially the same thing Steele did: now that he's been found guilty, the mask falls, and the REAL Bill Cosby shows up.

Camille Cosby: "Damn fool! I TOLD you that blind act wasn't gonna work! What, you think because yo' ass was on TV every week that you as good as Sidney Poitier?! Well, I hope all that booty you snatched was worth it, Bill, 'cuz now yo' Black ass is goin' to jail for the rest of yo' muthafuckin' natural life!" (At least, that's what she says, in my mind.)

Cohen and Trump's relationship is the stuff that mid-'90's NBC sitcoms are made of.

That's all I can say right now. Just...

As Willona Woods would say, "That's you -- ON TAPE." Honestly, there are times when I feel like no one needs to do anything to bring down this man, that he will burn down his own damn house first.

From the same, BRILLIANT minds who gave us "The View," "The Chew," "The Talk" and "The Real" comes..."The Scum."

Charity Rahmer. I'm kidding.

Yeah. They could fire him, forcing his ass to live in low-income housing and try like hell to come up with the rent on his shitty rep.