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I’m ready for Portia and Curtis to divorce and get it over with. Portia cheating with Isaiah would make for a fun love quadrangle with Jordan.

Today’s episode was the first time Sasha’s been interesting since the one-night stand with Michael.

Tracy’s tossed-off line to Drew about being out of ketamine made me LOL. I feel like some funny gay guy is writing her one-liners lately.

The writing for Liz and Lucky is indeed terrible, but if JJ signed a one-year contract he may be gone in a couple of months anyway. Perhaps they’re just cutting their losses.

You’re really starting to see panic in the other actors’ eyes as they watch him struggle to get through his lines. There is a shot in yesterday’s episode in which Swickard is standing behind Mo while he drones on and on, and the younger actor is clearly doing everything he can to hide his “WTF” face.

Agree that today’s ep was a lot of fun. Lulu has some goddamned nerve, lol.

A little bit of GH talk in this Elle magazine “Hollywood Rising” issue interview with Nicholas Alexander Chavez.

Every time they do a Nurses Ball red carpet it breaks the (already precarious) internal logic of the show. I get that some of these people are local public figures but, like, is Carly famous? What are all these media outlets covering this event? Are we supposed to believe even Port Charles’s local affiliates are airing *live* coverage of this event? Who is watching this? Why are Nina and Drew being interviewed even as they’re hosting? And so forth.

Hello, Cosmo centerfold

The lack of specificity around what illicit goods “the five families” so desperately covet “the waterfront” to import really undercuts the stakes here.

I imagine Brad will blow through all the money in a year and come crawling back, just as Portia warned him not to.

Looking hot at a couple of events in Miami this weekend

In other Nicholas Alexander Chavez news: he’ll be at the Williamstown Theatre Festival this summer appearing opposite Pamela Anderson in one of the less often-produced Tennessee Williams plays, Camino Real.

Lol. Are we sure we’re not getting her back? Wasn’t she pictured on the set recently?

Just a brutally boring episode today. Watching the show rearrange itself around the Sidwell clan is making me very uneasy.

Zach Tinker (ex-Sonny, DAYS) shows up briefly in ep 4 of the Hulu miniseries Good American Family as the teen version(!) of Mark Duplass’s character in flashbacks.

Exactly this. The Cassadines stole Ava’s divorce settlement. And then Kristina terrorized and threatened her. They deserve whatever hell Ava rains down on them, and worse. Sonny too.

Oh my God…arguably the stiffest nepo hire in Frank history, and that’s saying a lot.

Fox Sports showed Nicholas Alexander Chavez at the IndyCar Grand Prix in Long Beach yesterday, in case they ever get around to making Days Of Thunder 2 and Tom Cruise needs a son (or grandson).

Kristina cannot be thrown in Ferncliff fast enough. What an insufferable, dangerous whiner. That being said, it’s going to be fun watching Ava and Ric blackmail Sonny. Although on this show no one can cross Sonny and lose so the fun will be short-lived.

100% this. It’s the first time since Spencer came back in ‘21 that they’ve introduced or reintroduced a younger character who isn’t just an archetype.

Lucy literally going door to door to coerce people into performing at the Nurses’ Ball cracked me up. Kai looked legitimately unsettled. One irritating detail—having Sidwell “fully underwrite” the Ball, so that Lucy actually turned down donations from Drew and Curtis. That’s not how fundraisers work. Just call Sidwell a lead sponsor.

Further complicating the tedium of the constant Sonny bootlicking is the fact that MB just seems so prematurely aged these days. It’s unbelievable that he’s the same age as Genie and younger than NLG and Finola—in scene after scene, he’s playing opposite women who are so much more vital and locked in than he is.

Kristina is a goddamn mess. It’s hilarious at this point.

I liked the little Fiona Apple nod at the end of today’s episode, with Anna literally saying “Fetch the bolt cutters.”