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Holy guacamole!!!!!

Well, it didn't take long to whitewash the canvas, did it? Michael - suddenly quits Jeff - loses and his airtime decreases Monica - decided she will care for daddy off canvas Can't say I'm shocked, but I am happy 2 black men are removed from fighting for Fallon's snatch. Nicolette works for 2018 Alexis. The scene where she tells Cristal (sp) that the dog's name is Cristal and then gives a description of how/why was the funniest thing in a while. Nic really nailed that scene. Grant is really good in this role. I like it! Gonna finish the season and then I'm probably out!

RHOP: Ashley needs to realize that Michael has zero respect for her and not because he's a jerk but because she has no plans to achieve anything. He all but said it when he explained to her why he didn't want her having children right now. She has given this man zero reason to stick around and give her half his money. Robyn insists on being the school yard bully and I won't be happy until someone whips her ass. Why does she care if anyone skipped her event. It's supposed to be an empowering exercise, so go make lemonade out of the lemons. MORON! Gizele, Still ff material. There's not a genuine bone in her body so I can't waste my time unless she's in scenes with folks I like. I thought it was hilarious when folks accused Karen of being a bad friend to Gizele like Gizele didn't strut her narrow ass out of Karen's meeting with derogatory remarks about Karen's husband on her shirt! GMAFB! Candiace is a child! It will take a log to turn me against Monique. That is my girl!

Seriously? Was it a comedy show?

Funky Dineva has a vid out there and in it, he discusses how "Empowerment" gatherings are the new Ponzi scheme. All the money (less expenses...should she pay her bills) would go into Robyn's pocket.

Chile! This was a few months ago. She got busted and blamed it on contact with her mother's cancer meds.

lol...that worked out very well!

Cashley????? @Cat

I don't mind Nadal winning but I'd like more competitive matches. Give me 5!

Nadal"s OCD is on full display and far more interesting than this match!

It came down to fitness because Sloane had that second set but ran out of gas!

She's certainly her mother's daughter!

RHOP: I think this is the first time I didn't enjoy Ashley. She is really a golddigger who was super giddy about getting half of Michael's money should they divorce. She was all too happy to sign the amendment because she plans to do nothing else but hang on. She is going to dig her heels into the baby thing because that buys more security. She was quite rank this eppy. Robin hosing an Empowerment event? How? She remains Juan's doormat as he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else! How many of these have we had with these reality shows? It's annoying. Even Hazel E had one, and that's like Hollywood's Walk of Fame...how much does it take to get a star now? Anyone can get one. I think its safe to say Candice won't be getting married. She's so not ready. She needs to take charge of her life before she tries to become someone's wife! First 23 minutes and no Karen! Who tf do I thank for that?! Gizele if ff material and with Robin, its "grab the Chromebook and watch facials on YT while they are on if the remote is not near by". Their scenes are unbearable!

MTO is reporting Stevie J is out. He physically attacked Mena at the reunion and called her 11 year old a f****t. I know B said MTO is not reliable, but Mena posted on IG and said Stevie likes to beat girls... I read it took a lot to get him off of her and she was in her dressing room having her makeup redone when she posted about the incident. If true, HALLELUJAH!

Simona is meant to be a bridesmaid. Sloane very seldom fails in these moments. Her USO trophy is ready for a friend.

Mugu had such a creampuff draw, and this goes back to Kasatkina's coach with these youngins. When Queen has an easy draw, she adjusts for when it gets tougher. Garbine didn't do that.

A shellacking! Mugu dragged and dragged some more!

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😂😂😂😂😂 Goffin should be ashamed!

Nah, SugarPimp was really basic today. KP just never found her serve or game. Oh well... Monfils is a clown and I don't enjoy watching him play!

Karolina was horrible! Quite embarrassing and made SugarPimp's job look super easy.

Time jump with a passing mention of Rosanne running off with a group of pu$$y grabbing groupies to find Donald. Center the show around Darlene and then find an older female to add to the cast for Dan. Has to be someone dynamic and no, not that drunk hillbilly, Bret Whatserface! I've already pitched my idea to ABC via Twitter, so we'll see.

Tommie is finally gone! I can't celebrate like I want because she's obviously addicted to alcohol. So I will just be happy she's gone!

Good for Andrew! He's made a bunch of money from TWD and it's time to move on. I gave up. Negan was too much for me.

I hope they replay the match later. Some of us slugs have to work.