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I love it when Christmas comes early! THANK YOU!

Kim and that gargantuan salad with her hands in the background!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! I totally missed that. LMAO Cheap! This is too painful!

Oh, and Taylor - do we really think this is a good time to talk about a throw away statement Brandi made in jest at this gathering? Bitch is a complete wreck!

Lisa rules, and the best line of the night was "if I did what I was accused of, why would you want to hang around me". Bravo Lisa! I would not want to be around someone who did what Adrienne accused Lisa of, which means it was bullchit from the get! Loving Yolanda! Love love Love her hubby, David! Musical Genuis! Love him! I honestly believe there should be a warning before showing Taylor. That woman's face is a wreck! Totally gross. She and Brandy could easily be good examples of botched botox/plastic surgeries. In fact, they need to do a segment of botched jobs on RHOBH. Yuck! There are no words to properly convey my complete and utter disgust for all things Kyle Richards! None! Adrienne and Paul who? Losers!

Does anyone know why they didn't go with Marlo? She is better than Kenya and Porsha combined! I was so looking forward to Porsha, but she's such a vapid little creature. Totally clueless and not sharp at all.

Eric, Porsha also threw her age at Kenya when she said she wants to have the kids by the time she's 35 (I think). I'm all for watching Kenya squirm, but not because of that twit. Nene would have eaten her alive!

I can't imagine Porsha felt Kenya would be a big draw for that event. Kenya was more disappointed that nobody gave a damn about her, but I did totally understand her problem with Porsha. Porsha stinks at public speaking, and if she was going to use a past event of Kenya's, she should have gotten it right. Porsha is the wrong housewife for this show. Totally wrong! She's a dumb trophy wife with absolutely no appeal!

Was that the craziest comparison or what? Kenya needs to bring it down because she only ends up looking like a fool. She is so jealous! Sheree would come in handy right about now so that Kenya won't look so bad - she'd be the 2nd biggest loser on the show. Sheree tops the charts in the "delusions of grandeur" department.

Wow Porsha! What a collosal disappointment you turned out to be. She's a ditz. No edge and barely a personality. She almost had me rooting for Kenya. How soon before Kim is gone? Kenya! Nobody gives 2 chits about Miss USA from 19xx! Vanessa Williams is very well known and does not have to be introduced as The Former Miss America (for 2 seconds anyway...the scandal put her on the map, however). VW is mega talented and has no trouble booking jobs. People know who she is because she's done things beyond Miss America. STFU Kenya about being Miss USA and moved the hell on! It's embarrassing! I don't want Nene to take Greg back because I don't find him sincere. When is Kim leaving? I almost forgot Cynthia was in the eppy last night. Phaedra is such an original character. She cracks me up, but does anyone on TV wear more makeup than her? Good lord! Kim is gone exactly when? Lawrence, please go away! Hate that thing!

Ann, it's not healthy to be this excited about an ending. I absolutely loved Michonne finding the group as she walked amongst The Walkers with the basket as her signal that she was human. Daryl finding Carol was so awesome, and The Gov with 2 prisoners from the group? HELL YEAH! Can't wait for the next eppy! See, I thought Andrea wanted to work the wall so that she could leave, but no, she's just a twisted sister.

What a [!@#$%^&*] ending! HELL YEAH!

Did Meryl just lie to The Gov and tell him he killed Michonne?

I think this will finally bring the groups together. Meryl is taking them back to The Gov. Michonne will probably find the group. I think she knew she was in no position to help. I think.

It's obvious she just wants to get laid. Can't fault a girl for that. Edited to say, "twisted heifer"! Turned on by the zombie fight club!

Yeah, I believe the phone conversations are in his head as well.

I love the way Meryl says "Michonne". He cracks me up! Michonne is a total badass, and I love it! When is she going to meet Daryl?

Um...I'm confused and a little scared. What are those things in the photos?

LMAO!!!!!!!! +1 Lisa is total FABULOUSNESS! I really love how Lisa didn't care one way or the other about Adrienne as Kyle pretends to be the piecemaker. Hate her ass! Adrienne is so affected by Lisa's snub that she doesn't know what to do with herself. The richest of them all but needs to be in Lisa's inner circle! Clown!

Sheree threw way too many parties for herself trying to prove her relevance with her broke ass. Hopefully, she has not gone back to peddling Chit By Sheree. That clothing line was hideous. I'd love to see Lisa back, but I can't wait for Porsha, and that's only because I need someone to step in Kendra's ass! Sweetie? I guess everybody needs a paycheck. She even tried to make herself pretty this season. Didn't work, but gotta give a girl credit for trying.

Agreed VH, but I don't miss Sheree that much. Kim's worthless ass should have been gone long ago. She shows up at a party where she truly didn't belong with an assistant she doesn't need for exactly what reason? Kim does nothing, so she had nothing to contribute.

LMAO! Cheap you are so wrong for that! Get her, Lisa!

I get Andrea's sense of relief and wanting to stay and stop running, but it's coming from the wrong place. She obviously needs some loving, so her instincts are off. Michonne lives by instincts, so it's only natural that she be on guard almost all the time. Michonne has given nothing concrete, so until she does, Andrea has a right to feel safe right now. But again, I just feel Andrea's instincts would be back on once she gets laid.

Ann, do you mean Andrea?

Loved this eppy, but I could have done without Rick and his mini breakdown. The Gov is something else. What or who do I have to do to get Michonne and Daryl to meet? Michonne was a total badass tonight! Loved it! The Walker Fight Club? Um what?! Andrea is completely useless. I'm hoping she gets laid soon so she can snap out of it.