Shane Dawson introduced me to this guy. I am incredibly thankful.

I see him in Shane's videos (the recent Charlie Charlie one was really good LOL) but have yet to get into his channel. One person I recently found through Shane...Timmy Tomato. I saw Shane boasting heavily about him on Twitter a few weeks ago, saying he was brilliant and whatnot, and I have to say I agree LOL; He's SOO over the top but its [!@#$%^&*] funny. His channel is still fairly small but growing at a rapid pace.

Pretty fascinating.

That bitch is holding my dog!

My new hero.

"Lord, be with this young man, he need a blessin'!"

You guys have to listen to this one

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby
And I feel just like I wanna, [!@#$%^&*] some more
Oh great God daddy

Grind me honey and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy shave me dry

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry

I would [!@#$%^&*] you baby, honey I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door

And the crabs walks in like people
Ow, [!@#$%^&*]!
Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God, round to kiss my ass
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

Ahahahahahah!!!!

I love listening to classics like that.

Wow, she has nipples on her titties? That's unheard of! LOL I've never heard someone actually distinguish that they have nipples on their boobs. Seems like kind of a given, and the main source of interest in the first place.

"Shave me dry". Um. That sounds uncomfortable?

Time to go to church! The doors are open!

Edited June 22, 201510 yr by Gray Bunny

Lucille Bogan was filthy. I think 'Til The Cows Come Home is worse.

 

Now I know what Queen Latifa was doing a parody of all those years ago on SNL

Unbelievable!

OMG, I think I just held my breath for two minutes. I was NOT prepared for a sad ending.

You would basically never see me ever doing something like that, ever. That cat would have been my savior because as soon as I saw it, I would know that we'd be immediately going for a landing and that sh!t would be over.

Unbelievable!

lmao! That thing is just chilling up there

You will love this one, AMD!

i was watching this again and again and am crying because I never knew what the repetitive "Sharkeisha no" line was all about until now. Todrick is a hot @ss mess fitting that scandalous angle into the story! LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hgt1Jbodnc

lmao! That thing is just chilling up there

ya it didn't appear to give much of a damn once it settled in. LOL! I'm so glad it ended up being ok

Edited June 24, 201510 yr by AllMyDaysatGH