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Agreed Aviva's is the best because it is tongue in cheek. And Bravo knows the sight of that false leg lying on the floor in the teaser got everybody talking.

The other taglines are so lazy. Kristen, Carole, Ramona and Sonja's especially. They all sound meaningless and ridiculous, and Kristen sounds downright embarrassed to be saying her's out loud. At least Carole sounded convincing with her "ass" read, god knows why. Ramona and Pinot Turtle Time? She might as well have recorded one that said "I'm a wino, y'all. Hic!"

I have no clue why Ramona, as the last OG standing, is not in the center of the shot holding an apple. And why Aviva isn't trying to beat it from her hand with her peg leg.

LOL, I don't mind Holla! anymore. I know it's dated but I like Heather, so...

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PLEASE let that Loveliest Locks award be true, and PLEASE let Boyce win it.

And then PLEASE do an extreme close-up of Vyle Richards face as she watches Boyce go up on stage to receive said award and exclusively announce that she is now the face/hair of Pantene. "All thanks to you, Bravo!"

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Here are my picks!

Loveliest Locks - Joyce (BH)

Most Shocking Reunion Twist - Briana's shocking Brooks revelations

Best Fight Locale - RHOA - The Bridal Shop; YES!

Best Supporting Agitator - FAYE Resnick; YES bitches although I think Marlo was robbed of a nom

Most Memorable Outfit - Kenya's Phaedra Impression outfit

Favorite Quote - RHOC, Heather: "I said Im sorry; do you want me to pop a vein" ALL the noms here were wack! Seriusly there was so many better choices they could have picked

Party of the Year - Nene's lingerie party

Rookie of the Year - KENYA!

Outstanding Achievement in Extremely Short Form Live Action

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OMG-est Moment of the Year - Porsha and the Underground Railroad

Lifetime Achievement Award - Im guessing it will go to Nene. If not her then Vicki, Ramona, Theresa or Bethenny

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Oh and apparently the Joes fight happened on ATL

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Oh and with this pic, I guess its official, that Joanna is considered the "Queen" of Miami

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Looks like Brandi's laying blame on Kyle for telling her that Lisa filed for bankruptcy and lived in Calabasas. Good lord, will this girl ever own up to her [!@#$%^&*]? Her and Nene obviously hate each other because they see themselves in the other. No accountability whatsoever.

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