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[Mr. Vixen]

Why is Barbie's Dream Whore throwing shade when she's also not cute?

[Cheap21]

who are you talking about?

[Cat]

Agreed Aviva's is the best because it is tongue in cheek. And Bravo knows the sight of that false leg lying on the floor in the teaser got everybody talking.

The other taglines are so lazy. Kristen, Carole, Ramona and Sonja's especially. They all sound meaningless and ridiculous, and Kristen sounds downright embarrassed to be saying her's out loud. At least Carole sounded convincing with her "ass" read, god knows why. Ramona and Pinot Turtle Time? She might as well have recorded one that said "I'm a wino, y'all. Hic!"

I have no clue why Ramona, as the last OG standing, is not in the center of the shot holding an apple. And why Aviva isn't trying to beat it from her hand with her peg leg.

LOL, I don't mind Holla! anymore. I know it's dated but I like Heather, so...

Edited February 13, 2014 by Cat

[Cat]

Yeah, which one is Barbie's Dream Whore? I thought you were referring to Gretchen or Tamra, but wrong franchise.

[Eric83]

They're going to Mexico towards the end of the season. There were pics of them filming there in October.

http://freddyo.com/rhoa-update-wedding-bells-in-mexico-for-kandi-todd-and-all-of-the-housewives-attend/reality-tv/

[Taoboi]

WOW!!! They are not holding back are they?

Kandi also mentioned it in the epsiode re: Nene yes.

LOL at Schneana.

Well, looks like ATL reunion is going to be epic at this rate...

[Eric83]

1st Annual Real Housewives Awards coming in March!

http://m.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-awards

[Cat]

PLEASE let that Loveliest Locks award be true, and PLEASE let Boyce win it.

And then PLEASE do an extreme close-up of Vyle Richards face as she watches Boyce go up on stage to receive said award and exclusively announce that she is now the face/hair of Pantene. "All thanks to you, Bravo!"

[Cheap21]

Here are my picks!

Loveliest Locks - Joyce (BH)

Most Shocking Reunion Twist - Briana's shocking Brooks revelations

Best Fight Locale - RHOA - The Bridal Shop; YES!

Best Supporting Agitator - FAYE Resnick; YES bitches although I think Marlo was robbed of a nom

Most Memorable Outfit - Kenya's Phaedra Impression outfit

Favorite Quote - RHOC, Heather: "I said Im sorry; do you want me to pop a vein" ALL the noms here were wack! Seriusly there was so many better choices they could have picked

Party of the Year - Nene's lingerie party

Rookie of the Year - KENYA!

Outstanding Achievement in Extremely Short Form Live Action

Milania Loves Being a Diva

OMG-est Moment of the Year - Porsha and the Underground Railroad

Lifetime Achievement Award - Im guessing it will go to Nene. If not her then Vicki, Ramona, Theresa or Bethenny

Oh and apparently the Joes fight happened on ATL

Oh and with this pic, I guess its official, that Joanna is considered the "Queen" of Miami

Edited February 13, 2014 by Cheap21

[Mr. Vixen]

lol sorry I meant Scheana but I don't even really remember posting that

[Cat]

That coke sniffing heifer? Lea Black better reclaim her crown from that whining usurper.

[MrPrezident]

LMAO! I just noticed your banner Cheap and cannot stop laughing! Team Twirl for the win! YAAAAS!

[MrPrezident]

Looks like Brandi's laying blame on Kyle for telling her that Lisa filed for bankruptcy and lived in Calabasas. Good lord, will this girl ever own up to her [!@#$%^&*]? Her and Nene obviously hate each other because they see themselves in the other. No accountability whatsoever.

[Eric83]

If Kenya doesn't win Rookie of the Year I'll be shocked.

[Cheap21]

you my friend, have good taste

She better! She really should have been nominated for her "Gone with the Wind Fabulous" Quote