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[Cat]

I haven't see last night's epi of RHoNJ, not last week's nor the week before. Are they worth catching up on? RHoNJ has just about done lost me, everybody. All I can think about each week is MIAMI.

ETA: Danielle was so BOSS on last night's WWHL. Andy needs to sign her back up to NJ, stat. Whatever it takes. I don't give a [!@#$%^&*] if Jokerface, Chucky (bwah) or MeMeMeWhatAboutME?I'mTheVictimHere! get pissed off about it.

Edited September 9, 2013 by Cat

[Cheap21]

Did you see episode 1 of the vacation? If so then you saw episode 2 as nothing happened. It was BORING

[VirginiaHamilton]

As much as I'd love to see that nuttier-than-squirrel-sh!t troublemaker back on my screen on the regular, I don't think that Andy would invite her back (sadly) - especially after she forced him to apologize to her on his turf.

Forgot to add, I enjoyed that zinger about her daughter quitting modeling to succeed at the school that Chucky's son flunked out of.

Edited September 9, 2013 by VirginiaHamilton

[Cat]

I haven't seen ANYepisodes of this Arizona/desert vacation. Should I? It sounds incredibly boring, and I can live without Richie's gross zingers, trust me.

[Gray Bunny]

I wouldn't be surprised if Andy was trying to see what kind of reaction her appearance would have. If NJ is to continue another season, they'll need another instigator/common enemy for everyone to obsess about.

LOVED that Danielle confirmed all the desperation and determination Melissa had to get on the show and "bring down" Teresa. That said it all. (And Danielle has email after email that she forwarded to Bravo to prove it)

[Eric83]

I haven't watched since they left for Arizona..... it was dull so I'm just waiting for the reunion now.

Edited September 9, 2013 by Eric83

[Chris B]

Danielle was asked back this season and she turned them down. I believe Andy has already commented on that.

[Antoyne]

Is the interview up anywhere? Danielle was a nut job but damnit if I didn't love that crazy bitch.

[NothinButAttitude]

Danielle reading Andy for the filth was EVERYTHING! I miss that b*tch on NJ. I love how she shaded Caroline and Jacqueline.

[Cheap21]

Danielle needed to leave when she did. She was talking about mob hits, walking around with guns and making physical threats. It was just too much and she was bringing the franchise down in a direction the show did not need to go down in. Now she could have added to season 4 and now, but I dont think the decision for her to go in season 3 was a wrong one

Andy: "I was really shady to you in that episode"

Danielle: "Just that episode?"

LMAO, she read him. Was DEAD when she called him out on lying to the press about her being fired for the show. Andy tried to play dumb like he didnt recall what he said. She wanst having any of it.

Liked that she had good things to say about Teresa. Didnt expect her to seem so bitter in regards to Caroline bc I guess I assumed she was over any past issues they had

Forgot that she was once a lesbian who made music with her "lover". Cant recall who had that storyline first, her or Wig

OMG, that Kim G soundbyte that kept playing was annoying!

Edited September 10, 2013 by Cheap21

[Eric83]

Also loved her hair and LMAO at her daughter having a 4.0 at the school Albie flunked out of.

[Gray Bunny]

Sheree and Jill Zarin, take note. THAT'S how an ex-housewife does an interview with Andy. Next up? Alex McCord just to see how well she fares.

[Chris B]

Alex would be perfect. Silex already returned to WWHL for a Halloween episode where they dressed up as Herman and Lily Munster. I believe that was just a few months after they were fired.

[Cheap21]

Just watched NJ and they are STILL in Arizona? My god, they talk about the SAME sh-t everytime. They've been having this conversation since season 3. NO ONE cares. Im so over trying to watch Teresa and Joey try to get close. DONE.

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LMAO at whomever put that together on Tumblr

[Cat]

Miami felt like Season 2 RHoM last night -- two drag queens (Lauren Foster and that thirsty Lancaster heffa), Las Cubanas all reunited, including Marysol and Ana, and my girl Karent looking SPECTACULAR at Lea's gala. Karent, WHY aren't you back on the show?! Then it could be Adriana, Marysol, Ana and Alexia vs. Lea, Joanna and Karent with Lisa in the middle.

I have to feel a bit bad for Lea -- I love Las Cubanas (I kind of wish I was Cuban-American!) but they are ganging up on Lea for no reason except (prob) that she's powerful and not Cuban. Lea's gala was a bit of a damp squid... I can't help but think that Lea's social star is waning and she knows it, too, but she plasters a smile on and some jewels and just sails along anyway. She is no saint but she is kind of being targeted. Alexia not coming to her gala was a cowardly move. She could have at least sent Herman along since he's the big auction bidder.

Lisa has been showing a cattier side in her VTs. Hmmm. That may come to bite her in the ass at Reunion.