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The Golden Girls Appreciation Thread

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Are you new to the show ZF, i.e., were you born in the *gulp* '90s? :D

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Gotcha! Yeah, it's a hilarious, addictive show that never gets old and inexplicably never seems to make those critics' lists of best sitcoms.

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Can we PLEASE get this thread going again? I adore this show! I grew up on it and I still watch it every night!

How about we discuss some of our favorite Golden Girls lines, since we've done episodes...

Here are some of mine:

Sophia: If I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!

Sophia: Rose, I hate Jello. If God wanted peaches suspended in mid-air, he would have filled them with helium!

Dorothy: *In reply to Blanche's rant about not letting communists take over."...."Rocky 4 had a profound effect on you, didn't it blanch?"

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?

Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Dorothy: And what is your favorite charity, Blanch?

Blanche: Well...I bought the We are the World album!

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It almost hurts to watch this knowing that Betty is the only one still alive. I grew up with this show, these were four other grandmothers to me. Gah.

But I am laughing so hard I'm crying.

I think my favorite line is when the mean lady dies down the street, and the girls go to buy a casket for her. The funeral home directors name is Mr. Phiefer, only it's pronounced P-fif-er. He asks the girls if they're there planning ahead for mother (Sophia). And Estelle with that god damn impeccable timing of hers goes, "Hey P-fif-er, how about a punch in your p-face?" LMFAO :lol:

Or the best yet is when Sophia and Blanche are fighting over Fidel and Sophia comes home from her date with him, and Blanche walks out in a nightgown talking about how she's going to go take a bath. Fill the tub up with just enough water to cover her perky bosoms. And Sophia goes, "You're going to sit in an inch of water?" :lol:

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Oh my God Kylie, those are two of my favorite episodes EVER!

Man, I would have never thought it would happen....But Hallmark is turning into my favorite channel. Who's the Boss, Golden Girls, and Now Empty Nest? I'm reliving my childhood!

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Or the best yet is when Sophia and Blanche are fighting over Fidel and Sophia comes home from her date with him, and Blanche walks out in a nightgown talking about how she's going to go take a bath. Fill the tub up with just enough water to cover her perky bosoms. And Sophia goes, "You're going to sit in an inch of water?"

I saw this one not too long ago and I LMAO everytime Sophia says that :lol:

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Rose: "I haven't been this scared since 1952, when St. Olaf's active volcano threatened to erupt. Well, luckily there were some Druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehengeland. They said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin. I don't know why I raised my hand. It must have just been the excitement of the moment, but they said the only way to prevent the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs, up the volcano while they gave me my birthday whacks. Well, you're not going to believe this -- turns out they weren't Druid priests at all! Just some Shriners looking for a good time!"

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