March 17, 201015 yr Members With people quoting Golden Girls in their status updates and Betty White being everywhere now and days I figured I'd take marceline's suggestion and start an appreciation thread. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2xxpd3Ye0zA
March 17, 201015 yr Author Members I was thinking about Kish and saw the Golden Girls quotes and I thought about this scene during the episode "Sisters of the Bride". Clayton: I do anything for Doug. And he bend over backwards for me. Cut to Dorothy covering Sophia's mouth. Doug, Clayton, and Blanche stare at her Dorothy: (Still covering Sopha's mouth) Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy. Edited March 17, 201015 yr by lovely_m
March 17, 201015 yr Members I was thinking about Kish and saw the Golden Girls quotes and I thought about this scene during the episode "Sisters of the Bride". Clayton: I do anything for Doug. And he bend over backwards for me. Cut to Dorothy covering Sophia's mouth. Doug, Clayton, and Blanche stare at her Dorothy: (Still covering Sopha's mouth) Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy. I loved that eppy. Rose: Brothers can't marries Sisters. Dorothy: Clayton isnt marrying Blanche...you airhead. He's marrying Doug!! Rose: Oh!?? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......
March 17, 201015 yr Members I ADORE THE GOLDEN GIRLS! Sophia: "When I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canarie breakingg wind in Lauderdale!"
March 17, 201015 yr Members YESS! My favorite sitcom! Rose: "I don't know what all the fuss is about I think they make a lovely couple. Well...maybe lovely isn't the right word... They certainly make a husky couple" Edited March 17, 201015 yr by ChiTownBoi03
March 17, 201015 yr Members YESS! My favorite sitcom! Rose: "I don't know what all the fuss is about I think they make a lovely couple. Well...maybe lovely isn't the right word... They certainly make a husky couple" Blanche: Blance Elizabeth Devereaux. Dorothy: Your initials spell BED??
March 17, 201015 yr Members OMG the best sitcom ever I love it I"ll have to post some of my favorite qoutes later
March 17, 201015 yr Members Dorothy(talking about her sister Gloria): She is out of M O N E Y. Stan: Well she can't have mine. Dorothy: She isn't out of Monkey!! She is out of Money!!
March 17, 201015 yr Author Members I was also one of the rare people that even loved Golden Palace. The only thing I really hated was that they had Miles cheat on Rose and marry someone else.
March 17, 201015 yr Members Dorothy(talking about her sister Gloria): She is out of M O N E Y. Stan: Well she can't have mine. Dorothy: She isn't out of Monkey!! She is out of Money!! LOL I love that episode..The Monkey Show (one of the few from that season actually, was my least favorite season I think) "Is it me or is that a traffic cone?!"
March 17, 201015 yr Members DOROTHY: Why did I ever marry that man? SOPHIA: Cuz he knocked you up DOROTHY: Why did I ever let that happen? SOPHIA: Cuz he got you drunk DOROTHY: Why am I even discussing this with you? SOPHIA: Beats the hell outta me!
March 17, 201015 yr Members Blanche: He said he wants to put a pacemaker in me! Sophia: Everybody's got a name for it these days! Blanche: You know girls, we are going on vacation and we may need to bring... you know... protection! Rose: What do you mean? Dorothy: She means those. (She points to a counter.) Rose: A Hershey bar? Dorothy: Over one. Rose: A pack of gum? Dorothy: To the left. Rose: Hair dye? Dorothy: CONDOMS, Rose! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!! Blanche: You are nothing but a low down carpetbagging scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again! Blanche: I’m simply questioning how ANY man could possibly choose you over me! Dorothy: It isn't working, Blanche! Blanche: I suppose there could be some exceptions: convicts who haven’t seen a woman in twenty-five years... Dorothy: It's not working you bimbo! Blanche: How childish to revert to name calling. Blanche, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your rhinestone necklace. No, that's fine, but I should point out that it was designed for a dainty neck. Yes, Blanche, but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry. Blanche: What was your first impression of me? Rose Nylund: That you wore too much make-up and were a slut. But I was wrong. You don't wear too much make-up.
March 17, 201015 yr Members Caterer: This is more moving than Rita Hayworth's climatic speech in I Want To Live! Blanche: You're ready to fly right out of here, aren't you? Caterer: Well excuse me for living, Anita Bryant! Blanche: [after looking at her face in the mirror] My God, Dorothy you're right!... I oughta start meeting men lying down... Sophia: I thought you did! Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I will never forgive that airline as long as I live! Blanche Devereaux: I cannot believe they lost all our luggage! Now I'm gonna have to go an entire weekend without underwear! Sophia Petrillo: Yeah. You usually slip into a pair by Sunday afternoon. [On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Olaf] Rose: God, I hate fog! Sophia: Why? You spent most of your life in one! Rose: I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden. Blanche: What's Mount Losenbaden? Rose: It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see... there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson. Blanche: Why are there two Adlai Stevensons? Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... [panicking] Dorothy: Oh God, it's making SENSE!
March 17, 201015 yr Members Blanche: Oh, why would he want another woman? After all he has dipped his toe in the lake known as "Blanche." Blanche: Blanche Devereaux has never shared a man! Sophia Petrillo: Or a pizza. Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a long, hot, steamy bath, with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms. Sophia Petrillo: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?
With people quoting Golden Girls in their status updates and Betty White being everywhere now and days I figured I'd take marceline's suggestion and start an appreciation thread.