Members lovely_m Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 With people quoting Golden Girls in their status updates and Betty White being everywhere now and days I figured I'd take marceline's suggestion and start an appreciation thread. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2xxpd3Ye0zA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wow...we actually have a thread...cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marceline Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 LOL! Glad to be of service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lovely_m Posted March 17, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 I was thinking about Kish and saw the Golden Girls quotes and I thought about this scene during the episode "Sisters of the Bride". Clayton: I do anything for Doug. And he bend over backwards for me. Cut to Dorothy covering Sophia's mouth. Doug, Clayton, and Blanche stare at her Dorothy: (Still covering Sopha's mouth) Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 I loved that eppy. Rose: Brothers can't marries Sisters. Dorothy: Clayton isnt marrying Blanche...you airhead. He's marrying Doug!! Rose: Oh!?? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Vixen Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 I ADORE THE GOLDEN GIRLS! Sophia: "When I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canarie breakingg wind in Lauderdale!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChiTownBoi03 Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 YESS! My favorite sitcom! Rose: "I don't know what all the fuss is about I think they make a lovely couple. Well...maybe lovely isn't the right word... They certainly make a husky couple" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 Blanche: Blance Elizabeth Devereaux. Dorothy: Your initials spell BED?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PAsoapfan Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 OMG the best sitcom ever I love it I"ll have to post some of my favorite qoutes later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 Dorothy(talking about her sister Gloria): She is out of M O N E Y. Stan: Well she can't have mine. Dorothy: She isn't out of Monkey!! She is out of Money!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lovely_m Posted March 17, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 I was also one of the rare people that even loved Golden Palace. The only thing I really hated was that they had Miles cheat on Rose and marry someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChiTownBoi03 Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 LOL I love that episode..The Monkey Show (one of the few from that season actually, was my least favorite season I think) "Is it me or is that a traffic cone?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChiTownBoi03 Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 DOROTHY: Why did I ever marry that man? SOPHIA: Cuz he knocked you up DOROTHY: Why did I ever let that happen? SOPHIA: Cuz he got you drunk DOROTHY: Why am I even discussing this with you? SOPHIA: Beats the hell outta me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 Blanche: He said he wants to put a pacemaker in me! Sophia: Everybody's got a name for it these days! Blanche: You know girls, we are going on vacation and we may need to bring... you know... protection! Rose: What do you mean? Dorothy: She means those. (She points to a counter.) Rose: A Hershey bar? Dorothy: Over one. Rose: A pack of gum? Dorothy: To the left. Rose: Hair dye? Dorothy: CONDOMS, Rose! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!! Blanche: You are nothing but a low down carpetbagging scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again! Blanche: I’m simply questioning how ANY man could possibly choose you over me! Dorothy: It isn't working, Blanche! Blanche: I suppose there could be some exceptions: convicts who haven’t seen a woman in twenty-five years... Dorothy: It's not working you bimbo! Blanche: How childish to revert to name calling. Blanche, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your rhinestone necklace. No, that's fine, but I should point out that it was designed for a dainty neck. Yes, Blanche, but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry. Blanche: What was your first impression of me? Rose Nylund: That you wore too much make-up and were a slut. But I was wrong. You don't wear too much make-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted March 17, 2010 Members Share Posted March 17, 2010 Caterer: This is more moving than Rita Hayworth's climatic speech in I Want To Live! Blanche: You're ready to fly right out of here, aren't you? Caterer: Well excuse me for living, Anita Bryant! Blanche: [after looking at her face in the mirror] My God, Dorothy you're right!... I oughta start meeting men lying down... Sophia: I thought you did! Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I will never forgive that airline as long as I live! Blanche Devereaux: I cannot believe they lost all our luggage! Now I'm gonna have to go an entire weekend without underwear! Sophia Petrillo: Yeah. You usually slip into a pair by Sunday afternoon. [On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Olaf] Rose: God, I hate fog! Sophia: Why? You spent most of your life in one! Rose: I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden. Blanche: What's Mount Losenbaden? Rose: It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see... there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson. Blanche: Why are there two Adlai Stevensons? Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... [panicking] Dorothy: Oh God, it's making SENSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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