Name that Ho, bitches.

The party scenes were entertaining thanks to Adam mainly. They were bearable because no one with half a brain believed David. Marissa and Amanda are such nincompoops.

Krystal - Playing The Field Ho

Erica - Menopause Ho

Kendall - Muffled Ho

Annie - Last Laugh Ho

Angie - Deserves To Be On A Better Show Ho

Randi - How Did She Get Cast On This Show Ho

Liza - Sunkist Ho

Natalie - You Got It Bad Ho

Madison - Beatdown Ho

Colby - Tone It Down Ho

Marissa - Why Are You Here Ho

Kat - Expendable Ho

Taylor - Face On A Milk Carton Ho

Amanda - Junior Prom Ho

Marion - They Won't Let Me Have Shoelaces Ho

Opal - Jiffy Lube Ho

Babe - Thank God She's Dead Ho

Bianca - Lillith Fair Ho

Greenlee - Why Can't You Stay Dead Ho

Myrtle - Let Me Teach You How Ho

Helga Ho

Nina - Ho-abetes

Wilma - Don't Mess With Ho-her Nature

Lynn and Tara - Saturday Night Hos

Ellen - Cougar Ho

Dixie - International Ho of Pancakes

Babe - Was She a Tiger Woods Ho?

Krystal - Now SHE was a Tiger Woods Ho

Laura - Ho Transplant Survivor

Gloria - Hair Ho

Reese - Befuddled Ho

Brooke - Banished Ho

Carmen - Deported Ho

Di - Stand In Ho

Ava - Put Out Ho

Simone - Reformed Ho

Mary - Social Climbing Ho

Julia - Bullet Ridden Ho

Vanessa - Cliff Diving Ho

Ruth - Boca Raton Ho

Livia - Only Here For The Check Ho

Cassandra - Overseas Ho

Maria - Underwire Ho

Gillian - Moldavian Ho

Donna - Professional Ho

Lily - Rain Man Ho

Estelle - Mrs. Benny Sa-ho

Phoebe - Society Ho

Amy - Ho More War

Mary Kennicot - Halo Ho

Jenny Nelson - Just You And Ho

Ann - Ho Go Boom

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Julie - Adopted Ho

Skye - Wandering Ho

Janet - Jittery Ho

Natalie - Refined Ho

Daisy - Mysterious Ho

Leslie - Unhinged Ho

Anna - Doublemint Ho

Alex - Ninja Ho

Dani - Feisty Ho

Belinda - Wasted Ho

Mona - Prudent Ho

Becca - Sunny Ho

Taylor - Stormy Ho

Mimi - Forehead Ho

Lena - Versatile Ho

Erin - Asphyxiated Ho

"Nina - Ho-abetes"

*DEAD*

Camille - Floaty Ho

Kit - That Kit Fisher Ho

Barbara - Burr Up Her Bum-Ho

Raquel - Mate-Ho

Arlene - Alco-Ho-Lic

Laurie - Bore Ho

Joanie - Hoing Queen

Christina Karras - Dorian Ho-Lord

Dottie - Ho with a Man-Ho

Hillary - Driven Snow Ho

Robin - Hunter Ty-Ho

Zoe - Sometimes You Feel Like A Ho Sometimes You Don't

Kate - Wise Ho

Kelsey - Lies Ho

Kathy - Bad Seed Ho

Emma - Sixth Sense Ho

Gabrielle - Turkey Basted Ho

Miranda - Heiress Ho

Enid - Snobby Ho

Hannah - Shotgun Ho

Cindy - Sickly Ho

Isabella - Religious Ho

Anita - Healing Ho

Rosa - Assistant DA Ho

Mia - Illegitimate Ho

Myra - Lemon Pledge Ho

Maggie - Plagiarizing Ho

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Zoe - Sometimes You Feel Like A Ho Sometimes You Don't

My favorite.

Allie - Missed Out on Dean Frame By 10 Years Ho

Claudette - Chateau Ho

Kate - Disowned Family from Grave Ho

Hannah - I Found Cliff in Wisconsin Ho

Cecily - Mo Ho

Coral and Peggy and Winifred - Hokeepers

Claudette - Chateau Ho

Why didn't the show ever try to tie in Claudette and Jackson and Travis? They had the same last name? She should've been their sister instead of that Kit Kat lady.

I was about to say she was dead, but that was Margo, right? And Margo also got daytime's first facelift?

Margo, the trailblazer.

And the ho.

Name that Ho, bitches.

And I thought "Blockbusters" was a mind-rape!

No, Margo didn't die, Claudette did. She died just as she was confessing to Eddie Dorrance's murder, I believe.

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