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Just Lose Ryan

This is a parody of Eminem's "Just Lose It" but with the above title. Enjoy!

Ok..

Guess which idiot is back?

Unfortunately back again

Ryan's back

Now run like the wind

Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the fight club

To the fight club, to the fight club

Now everyone report to the fight club

Alright Stop!.....Medication time

[Verse 1]

Come here little kiddies, On my Dynamite Kiddo lap

Guess who's back with a brand new bug eyed stare and rap?

And I do mean rap as in a new bad case of pure stupidity accusation

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

No worries, he don't got a brand new bag of toys

What else could this moron possibly do to make noise?

He done douched on everything, but little boys

That's just a stab at Michael

That's definitely a metaphor, Ryan's just psycho

He goes a little bit crazy sometimes

He gets a little bit out of control with his rhymes

Good God, dip, please be off and guide

Bend down, touch your elephant shaped toes and just glide

Up the center of the fight club

Like TP for his superhero bunghole

And it's not cool if he lets one go

Everyone's gonna know which moron did it?

Give that little "poot poot", it's not OK! [Fart Sound]

Oops the punch to his face just skipped

And everyone heard his superhero power let one rip

[Chorus]

Now he's gonna make you puke

Just be like a Duke

Yeah boy kick his a$$

Oops we mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world

Alright now lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Make him go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]

It's Monday and it's not his day

Just to deal with Nurse Ratched until Sunday

Maybe til Wednesday, he thankfully dunno what to say

Everyday to him is like a holiday

Crusin' on the Dynamite Kiddo Way

Feelin' kinda connish and sleazy

He got the top down, lettin' his hair blow

I dunno what this insane idiot is doin

All I know is when he gets there

Someone's gonna kill his body

Excuse me miss, he always means to sound like a jerk

But he's feelin' just a little stressed since he can't survive work

Could you punch him in the stomach and pull his hair?

Spit on him, maybe gouge his eyes out? (Yeah)

Now, what's your name girl?

Can you give him the birdy sign?

[Dr Dre] "Man, he just must be up out of his mind"

DRE! (HA-HA)

Hooked on phonics goggles! blind!

She's just tryna unwind now to kill him I'm

[Chorus]

Now he's gonna make you puke

Just be like a Duke

Yeah boy kick his a$$

Oops we mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world

Alright now lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Make him go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]

It's Tuesday andhe's in the psych ward locked up

He's in the quiet room and I don't know or care what happend

They say he ran down Pine Valley boulevard butt naked

All the time screaming

(Kendall Kendall!)

Well we're not sorry for the lock up, we don't remember

All we know is everything necessary

We're not guilty

They said, "Save it, Ryan we gotcha you on tape

yellin' at an old lady kick my ass!"

Now this is the part where he mentally breaks down

Everything gets real intense, bug eyes but no one makes a sound

Everything looks like it's the Green Butterfly now

The beat comes back and he just loses himself

He can't snap back to reality

Look it's a humpy monkey!

Yes we signed him up to battle!?

He's a child like a grown man!

Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie

He don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!

Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)

Grab his left nut, cut it off to make one jealous (what?)

Black girls

White girls

Skinny girls

Fat girls

Tall girls

Small girls

I'm callin' all girls

Everyone report to the fight club

It's your chance for a little a$$ kicking

Trigger squeezin' it's the season

Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)

Killing him is definitely appeasin'

[Chorus]

Now he's gonna make you puke

Just be like a Duke

Yeah boy kick his a$$

Oops we mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world

Alright now lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose Ryan

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Make him go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

[Outro]

UmMmMmm kick his a$$

UmMmMmm kick his a$$

Ooh boy just kick his a$$

I mean girl just kick his a$$

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Yay! Ritchie's back, and back with a vengence. Its funny now, in that last scene with Annie and Ritchie I now kind of see them as equal. I kind of love the villainous Annie. It makes her ten times more interesting. Gotta love the Opal sighting too.

Today's episode, overall, was pretty good. I could have done without the Kenlee crap but all in all pretty decent. I love seeing Zach make Aidan sweat :D

On a side note, fire the wardrobe director for dressing Kendall in that hideous dress. OMG my eyes!

I loved the Hubbard scenes. It felt totally AMC. Simple, family togetherness. Some may find it boring, I see it as All My Children.

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& that's why I like AMC right now they pick the right person to play their son. His mannerism & everything is just like his parents. I'm trying to get people to watch AMC just for somethingl ike Angie, Jesse, & Frankie. I miss them today so I'm going to watch them later on.

Y&R can use some pointers into casting young black talent.

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