Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just Lose Ryan This is a parody of Eminem's "Just Lose It" but with the above title. Enjoy! Ok.. Guess which idiot is back? Unfortunately back again Ryan's back Now run like the wind Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the fight club To the fight club, to the fight club Now everyone report to the fight club Alright Stop!.....Medication time [Verse 1] Come here little kiddies, On my Dynamite Kiddo lap Guess who's back with a brand new bug eyed stare and rap? And I do mean rap as in a new bad case of pure stupidity accusation (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) No worries, he don't got a brand new bag of toys What else could this moron possibly do to make noise? He done douched on everything, but little boys That's just a stab at Michael That's definitely a metaphor, Ryan's just psycho He goes a little bit crazy sometimes He gets a little bit out of control with his rhymes Good God, dip, please be off and guide Bend down, touch your elephant shaped toes and just glide Up the center of the fight club Like TP for his superhero bunghole And it's not cool if he lets one go Everyone's gonna know which moron did it? Give that little "poot poot", it's not OK! [Fart Sound] Oops the punch to his face just skipped And everyone heard his superhero power let one rip [Chorus] Now he's gonna make you puke Just be like a Duke Yeah boy kick his a$$ Oops we mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world Alright now lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Make him go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Verse 2] It's Monday and it's not his day Just to deal with Nurse Ratched until Sunday Maybe til Wednesday, he thankfully dunno what to say Everyday to him is like a holiday Crusin' on the Dynamite Kiddo Way Feelin' kinda connish and sleazy He got the top down, lettin' his hair blow I dunno what this insane idiot is doin All I know is when he gets there Someone's gonna kill his body Excuse me miss, he always means to sound like a jerk But he's feelin' just a little stressed since he can't survive work Could you punch him in the stomach and pull his hair? Spit on him, maybe gouge his eyes out? (Yeah) Now, what's your name girl? Can you give him the birdy sign? [Dr Dre] "Man, he just must be up out of his mind" DRE! (HA-HA) Hooked on phonics goggles! blind! She's just tryna unwind now to kill him I'm [Chorus] Now he's gonna make you puke Just be like a Duke Yeah boy kick his a$$ Oops we mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world Alright now lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Make him go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Verse 3] It's Tuesday andhe's in the psych ward locked up He's in the quiet room and I don't know or care what happend They say he ran down Pine Valley boulevard butt naked All the time screaming (Kendall Kendall!) Well we're not sorry for the lock up, we don't remember All we know is everything necessary We're not guilty They said, "Save it, Ryan we gotcha you on tape yellin' at an old lady kick my ass!" Now this is the part where he mentally breaks down Everything gets real intense, bug eyes but no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's the Green Butterfly now The beat comes back and he just loses himself He can't snap back to reality Look it's a humpy monkey! Yes we signed him up to battle!? He's a child like a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie He don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!) Grab his left nut, cut it off to make one jealous (what?) Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm callin' all girls Everyone report to the fight club It's your chance for a little a$$ kicking Trigger squeezin' it's the season Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) Killing him is definitely appeasin' [Chorus] Now he's gonna make you puke Just be like a Duke Yeah boy kick his a$$ Oops we mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know Dynamite Kiddo and bug eyes are his world Alright now lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose Ryan (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Make him go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Outro] UmMmMmm kick his a$$ UmMmMmm kick his a$$ Ooh boy just kick his a$$ I mean girl just kick his a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Adam Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Yay! Ritchie's back, and back with a vengence. Its funny now, in that last scene with Annie and Ritchie I now kind of see them as equal. I kind of love the villainous Annie. It makes her ten times more interesting. Gotta love the Opal sighting too. Today's episode, overall, was pretty good. I could have done without the Kenlee crap but all in all pretty decent. I love seeing Zach make Aidan sweat On a side note, fire the wardrobe director for dressing Kendall in that hideous dress. OMG my eyes! I loved the Hubbard scenes. It felt totally AMC. Simple, family togetherness. Some may find it boring, I see it as All My Children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeeeDee Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Angie: "Clean ya room!" Frankie: "I can't believe she just said that!" Jesse: "Is it clean?" LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Adam Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 I still can't get over how much Darnell and Cornelius look and act alike. You'd swear they were father and son in real life too. Excellent casting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LeClerc Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Pretty good show today. Yaya would have made a great love interest for Frankie IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NYC123 Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 I am loving Cassandra! Loved the Angie/Cassandra scenes. The Fusion stuff was actually pretty good! Me loving AMC right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeeeDee Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Amen! Debbi & Cornelius look & act alike too. AMC's casting department deserves a medal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 LOL can Aidan BE anymore stupid? Tad might as well have drew him a picture that Zach knew. I LOVE Zach and Tad scenes, TK and MEK are awesome together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angela Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 These two are bringing back to AMC an element that has been missing for too long: IncestYay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 LOL Angela I can't help it I LOVE evul Richie LMAO Opal was awesome today, especially when she spoke to Ryan in a SLOW voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AddictedToSoaps Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Minus the Angie and Jesse stuff the rest of the episode was pretty dull. Tomorrow looks great - Dixie slaps Adam!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members David_Vickers Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Let Richie try to kill JR again, and instead of that, have him kill Ryan. Then they can right off Richie too. Heck have him kill Ava too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 Ritchie is still great I am still liking this guy's snark, spunkiness, humor, need for danger, and just how he is continuing to be a bad boy. If these head writers have done anything right, it is by creating a super cool character in Ritchie Novak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MoTheGreat Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 & that's why I like AMC right now they pick the right person to play their son. His mannerism & everything is just like his parents. I'm trying to get people to watch AMC just for somethingl ike Angie, Jesse, & Frankie. I miss them today so I'm going to watch them later on. Y&R can use some pointers into casting young black talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragonflies Posted April 28, 2008 Members Share Posted April 28, 2008 No my Richie can't ever die LOL He can kill Ryan, Aidan, Greenlee, KWAK & Babe and I'd love him even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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