oh MAN lmao! Sorry for that oversight:

ATWT - Of course it's boring and plot-driven muahahaha

ATWT: OF COURSE Luke and Noah didn't kiss!

GH: OF COURSE a veteran character was brutally murdered!

AMC: OF COURSE any woman with a high school diploma can work at Fusion!

AMC: OF COURSE(!) Zach and Kendall are smug bitches but it's perfectly okay because they are in no way "pimped" by anyone, especially not their fans.

ATWT: OF COURSE(!) the show's long-time viewers matter when it comes to giving storyline to a gay couple, but don't matter when giving storylines to an older couple.

B&B: OF COURSE(!) a character born two years ago will be ready to collect Social Security tomorrow.

DAYS: OF COURSE(!) there's an exciting new "twist" coming up that will make fans claim the show is great, and of course that "twist" will suck and so will the show in a couple of weeks.

GH: OF COURSE(!) blowing [!@#$%^&*] up, killing people, and having Maurice Benard mug at the camera while Natalia Livingston sucks his nipples is considered "the best soap opera of all time" because Luke and Laura were married in 1981.

GL: OF COURSE(!) the show is THE oldest program in broadcast history, but you wouldn't know it from watching because the show's first 40 or so years are barely ever acknowledged ever.

OLTL: OF COURSE(!) Kristen Alderson is considered the best younger actress ever simply because she's been with the show since before her mother gave birth, even though she's mediocre at best.

PSNS: OF COURSE(!) the show is dead as dirt, but there's still "rumors" of it airing on every network known to man...USA, Bravo!, Sci-Fi, Lifetime, The-N, Spike TV, PBS, BBC, ITV, etc.

Y&R: OF COURSE(!) I admire Bill Bell and his genius, even though it was completely unnecessary to scrap the Brooks and Foster family so dramatically in the early 1980s.

DAYS: OF COURSE(!) there's an exciting new "twist" coming up that will make fans claim the show is great, and of course that "twist" will suck and so will the show in a couple of weeks.

GH: OF COURSE(!) blowing [!@#$%^&*] up, killing people, and having Maurice Benard mug at the camera while Natalia Livingston sucks his nipples is considered "the best soap opera of all time" because Luke and Laura were married in 1981.

OLTL: OF COURSE(!) Kristen Alderson is considered the best younger actress ever simply because she's been with the show since before her mother gave birth, even though she's mediocre at best.

So true!

DAYS: Of course Lucas will forgive his mom only to disown her again next time he wants to be with Sami.