Writer's Strike Thread

[dragonflies]

Toups I can so see LML going to AMC

WorldTurner is right, Frons loves hiring hack after hack for AMC

[Khan]

And I tend to think it is.

[Sylph]

You bet. How did she get in, I do not know... 

[Y&RWorldTurner]

Well, look on the bright side, if Latham comes to AMC, she won't be handling the EP duties. She'll never move to NYC to oversee AMC, she'll probably strictly control the writing. I can also see her using more vets, albeit in very crappy storylines.

I can so see Frons and Latham hitting it off...

[dragonflies]

I bet LML would LOVE Greenlee, I mean Globag is pretty much Y&R's equivalent of Greenlee and we know she LOVES Globag

::barf::

[Sylph]

There is no bright side for me as long as she's writing anything... Absolutely not.

[Y&RWorldTurner]

I agree, she needs to move onto writing trashy romance novels that you'd find in the grocery store....

[Y&RWorldTurner]

I can just see LML's AMC now.....

She'll have Erika remember repressed memories of her actually aborting twins and not one child, and Josh has a twin out there that Madden kept a secret.....

[Khan]

Followed by Annie lapsing into a coma after getting beaned by a flying biscuit.

[DaytimeFan]

And then Myrtle will reveal that it was she who kidnapped Erica's unaborted twins and gave them to Dr Madden, after all, they're both from the UK. Angry and bitter, Erica will run for the state senate!

[Khan]

Meanwhile, Tad will meet and become immediately infatuated with newcomer Echo, played by FOL (for "Friend of Lynn's") Kelly Rutherford; two more newcomers will be introduced just to kill 'em off in boring whodunits (don't get too attached to that new Middle Eastern boyfriend, Julia!); and Jesse's attempts to open a new jazz club will hit a snag when Angie becomes jealous of his star attraction, Lark, a girl from the slums of Philadelphia, played by an actress from the wilds of Tasmania.

Oh, and Jack will run for the Senate, too.

[Y&RWorldTurner]

How could you forget Adam suffering from epilepsy and then befriending a dog who can see ghosts?

[Ryan]

Oh I got some too....

Zach and Kendall will be split up to have Greenlee & Zach have an affair. They will engage in torrid hot sex all over town. Eventually Kendall will find out and blow her lid. She won't outright end things with Zach, instead she turns to Ryan, as they rekindle their friendship and maybe have a bed romp or two. In the meantime, Kendall will blast Greenlee for sleeping with her husband.

Colby will fall for her high school teacher (who btw, can put you in a coma when he opens his mouth). Adam will fight the pairing, but Colby and the teach are just "destined" to be together.

Greenlee will fall off a cliff after contract negotiations break down....probably the same cliff as Leo, however it'll be in front of a horrible green screen. Aiden will suck up more airtime and get into a relationship with a new character.

Tad will realize that Adam is his biological father. The two form a "truce" and begin working at Chandler together. Tad will learn that he had a kid with Liza's mother......though she didn't know it. She forgot the baby was taken from her and sent to Australia, where the baby grew into an jack of all trades person.

Oh....Babe will fall into a coma after getting hit in the head with a pebble.

[Khan]

Same as Ryan could forget the past three years of his life (including his marriage and insta-child) after getting shot in the head.

OMG, that sounds like an LML story, doesn't it?

[DaytimeFan]

And then Cambius Industries will be bought and sold, secretly, several times before ending back in the hands of...who owns that company again? Also, Erica's other unaborted child will be from Australia and his name will be Zane. Marian and Erica's Australian wonder sons will engage in an intense rivalry only to discover that Erica and Marian are both in need of framing their new husbands for their own murder thanks to that face scream scandal at Enchantment a few years ago.Erica will swiftly fall in love with a dashing Asian businessman who will meet an untimely demise. AND she loses the damn senate seat to Jack, further pushing her to work furiously on her talk show.

Also, interspersed throughout these storylines will be memories of childhood events that never happened since all soap children go to Switzerland!