Members KLN Posted November 18, 2005 Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 I posted this here last year, and got such a kick out of it. Can some of us relate to this?? Aug. 20 - Moved from Florida to our new home in Indiana. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Indiana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Indiana. Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made a snowman out of it! A WINTER WONDERLAND. I love it here! Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow! Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! And you should see our heating bills! Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a !@#$%^&*] who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll break the bastard's nose. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE! Dec. 28 - More white [!@#$%^&*] last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the [!@#$%^&*] tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is? Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN. We got two feet of the white [!@#$%^&*] this time. At this rate it won't melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling all the [!@#$%^&*] he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head! Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of [!@#$%^&*]! April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken state of Indiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Manny Posted November 18, 2005 Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 OMG! This is so funny! Actually, that's how I feel. I can't wait for snow to fall in December before Christmas. But once Christmas is over, I am so pissed at snow and I always want it gone! Suddenly, my love for snow turns to hate!! And then I curse and curse and curse some more.. But lately, we never get snow for Christmas. It falls always like in January! But they did say on the weather forcast that next Wednesday, Croatia should wake up covered in snow! As you can see, I am in my "I can't wait for snow" faze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KLN Posted November 18, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 LoL, I know, everytime I read that I crack up! It came in my e-mail box last year and I laughed my ass off reading it. Snow turned that blogger into a bitter, bitter person! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members beachbum Posted November 18, 2005 Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 I love the snow, actually I would never move down south cause I love the four seasons. I'm not a big fan of the hot, humid weather so I would never live in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Erica Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 I'm ready for snow!!, unfortunately I'd have to move somewhere like New England to get it. We, shockingly, got some snow flurries Christmas Eve last year in Houston, Texas. That's not enough to satisfy me though; I want a blizzard. I've NEVER been in a snow storm/blizzard that produces inches of snow piling up on the ground that you have to wade through. I've never had the experience of having to shovel snow out of driveway either. Ehh, maybe I'm lucky.. I still want snow though.. it just seems so perfect and right for Christmas.. I've never had a white Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dan Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 As long as I am at school where I do not have to shovel the stuff, I'll be thrilled with the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FanSoAp07 Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 Wait, so this is real??? Someone really typed this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneLife Fan Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 Bring the snow on. I can handle it. I live in Saskatchewan,Canada. One of the COLDEST provinces in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chanel Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 No I am not ready for SNOW!!! I want it to be in the 70's agins not in the 40's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KLN Posted November 19, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 I love the snow up until Christmas and New Year's. You've got to have cold, crisp weather for both of those holidays. After that... it's overkill. Just overkill. I hate COLD weather (but, by the same token, I hate HOT weather just as much). The salt on the road eats my car. I remember the huge snowstorm that we had here last year, I was stuck indoors for over a week (at a "retirement community apartment complex," no less) because a huge snow drift formed right on top of my car and it took me forever and a day to dig it out. And everytime I'd make progress, a damn snowplow would come by and pile the [!@#$%^&*] right back around it! GRRR. And this whole town looked like someplace in Antarctice, it was totally unreognizeable. Houses and everything were covered, roads were impassable (not to mention the fact that you couldn't see them, period). It was like a winter apocalypse! So eery. I do love a nice, cold, snowy winter's night right around Christmas, though. A fireplace roaring to keep you warm, hot chocolate and sugar cookies scenting the room with soft Christmas melodies playing in the background as you watch the snow sprinkle around outside.... ahhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crc Posted November 19, 2005 Members Share Posted November 19, 2005 That's definitely Indiana. Just add the ice storm we had this past winter which kept many of us in the dark and cold for at least a week. Aaaah. The smell of kerosene heaters and candles. And I live in the most screwed up city of Muncie. We have pot holes as large as craters and it gets worse each winter. And when they inevitably run out of salt, they throw sand on the street. I remember that snowstorm, Kenny and all that you went through at the. I believe you were stuck at your grandmas? I think it hit mostly southern Indiana, cause it didn't didnt' get as bad here as you guys got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members R!ck Posted November 20, 2005 Members Share Posted November 20, 2005 I love Snow, but we didn't get any big snow storms last year I remember the blizzard of 93. We got 28 inches within 12 hours. There were 6 foot snow drifts and school was shut down for over 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted November 20, 2005 Members Share Posted November 20, 2005 I am so ready for the snow. I remember the blizzard of '96 in NJ. That was monstrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jean60amc Posted November 20, 2005 Members Share Posted November 20, 2005 I love the Snow Diary and thanks for sharing it again Kenny. When I got my first computer 7 years ago someone sent it to me me and, in turn, I sent it to all my up north friends!!! Think it is time for me to send it again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted November 22, 2005 Members Share Posted November 22, 2005 I hope we get snow again this year like we did last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.