Soap Opera Limericks (Could be fun)

[winterguy125]

B&B:

There once was a woman named Taylor

Queen Bee Stephanie once thought she was a saint

but ever since saint Taylor came back

from the dead

she has been nothing but a total slut

[winterguy125]

ATWT:

Oh, what has happened to you As The World Turns

you were once a soap full of family drama

only to be reduced to nothing but

stupid teen dramas centered in the

middle of the woods

[Dr. Jay S.W.]

I wish I could scratch at that face

as if it were an itch

everytime i see her

I think Michael Jackson

Hunter stop with the face jobs, b!tch.

[winterguy125]

ATWT:

Once upon a time Lily/Holden and there family

had a nice large house and so did Carly and Jack

and there family but now they are all living at Emma's farm

as of Friday the characters living at Emma's included

Luke, Jade, Parker, Faith, Natalie, Lily, Jack, Sage, Emma, Holden, Ethan, Meg

[Dr. Jay S.W.]

ATWT isnt as bad as AMC,

It absolutely can't be,

If it is,

I ask what gives?

WTF? Jean Passanante?

[winterguy125]

I don't watch AMC but surely they

must be about the same I hear

a character named Babe runs AMC

and on ATWT we have a character named

Gwen that runs everything

[Dr. Jay S.W.]

Before you go on ,

Clint please stop,

I must admit

that babe is hot,

and Gwen my friend simply is not

[Im-n-a-whirl]

I love how you all are "debating" with limericks!

[P.J.]

There once was a girl named Emily,

who wasn't quite a lady,

now she's a whore, it's quite a chore,

but she consoles herself with

.."at least I'm not Katie."

[All My Shadows]

There was once a gal named Hart

She lived with her hubby, an old fart

They thought they were the [!@#$%^&*]

But they really smelled like it

So AMS shot them with poison darts.

[Kylie]

LMFAO....i don't mind Zendall, but that sh*t is funny.

[Mason]

Ode to Sheila Carter the Great

who often meets with an unfortunate fate,

she's the best b!tch in town,

so give her a crown,

or she might just box you up in a crate.

Kristen Blake,

the real deal, not the fake,

thought dead in a pool,

but she's too cool

and Marlena can go jump in a lake.

(I really love Marlena too! lol)

[psychofan]

I just don't get all of the AMC hate

The stories are good, which I appreciate

McTavish is not that bad

All the AMC hate makes me sad

I know the show will get better for some-- just wait!

[Dr. Jay S.W.]

You dont think AMC is bad,

Oh Tyler come on,

The only reason I watch

Is because

Mctavish is gone

[psychofan]

I don't see anything bad, I honestly do not

Cliffhangers are good and couples are hot.

It's my favorite soap

And it'll stay that way, I hope.

I just wish that JR would get shot.