Members Actor87 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Thank the LORD!! Peace and serenity......once again. Hello, old friend. *waves to old pal Silence* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KLN Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oh my God. What a day I had! Picked up my paycheck from work, and was informed that I won't be working Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday. My friend Heather came with me to pick up her check, too. From there, we ran into a bunch of other co-workers and we all went to lunch, hung out for a while... Heather and I went with Tonya to take a piss/drug test for a new job she's trying to get, but she's a pothead so she had to take a condom filled with clean piss (from her cousin) to pass the test. On her way walking inside, the condom busted open and piss went all down the front of her. She had to tell the attendant that she pissed her pants on accident, LoL! I went to take Heather home, and we saw Kenny riding his bike down the sidewalk. Neither of us had seen him in forever, and she used to have sex with him all the time, so we immediately pulled over and he got in my car. We drove down to the gorge, had a little hiking adventure... and then things got interesting. Heather showed me her vagina, and I made out with her. Kenny showed me his penis (again... he showed me a few weeks ago and it was just as memorable today as it was then... MMM!). From there, the two of them had sex against a giant log/fallen tree while I, uh... watched, LoL. Kenny -- who's totally straight -- also came thisclose to letting me kiss him, but he chickened out at the last minute (much to my disappointment, LoL). After that, I took Heather home and her husband was pissed off, wondering where she was at and why she was gone so long. We came up with some lame excuse and he bought it, because we're such good liars. Truth is, her husband is an !@#$%^&*], a loser and a bum and he deserves to be cheated on. When I left there, I went to visit Tonya and make fun of her for the piss accident earlier in the day. While I was there, her son called from work (the one I gave a BJ to a few weeks back) and I talked to him for a few minutes. He asked me if I could meet him on his lunch break, and I told him I would. Well, I just got back from seeing him... and let's just say I had fun. Lots and lots of fun, LoL. Thirty minutes have never before been so enjoyable! Why can't I have good days like this more often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweet_VeeVee24 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Kenny, as late as it is, i needed a good a%^ laugh. Oh, and the little make out session....Mmm hmmm, you know you had that ALLL planned, oh, and to TOP it off, you're a vouyer(sp) too...Double Mmm Hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Q Steph Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 My mother is such a bitch. i have a sore throat. I don't want to talk to you. I can't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mateo22 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 420! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oh, and this is not meant to brag, but I have patience. Much patience. But with him that might be cut short, just because I am reading through pages and threads of spam.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tishy Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Don't you mean patients? I have today off and I am happy. I slept in late, watched some of GL. Cleaned some and have to call my doctor soon. I am just going to be lazy and relax and enjoy myself today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daysfan Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ummm...not sure...but isn't that use of the word for like people in the hospital or a doctor's patience? I haven't studied English in YEARS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tishy Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Sorry, someone spelled patience, patients when referring to Nick and Chelsea. I thought you may have seen it. Woo hoo! The stock market is doing well today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoapQueen89 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Wooohoooo!! I got WWE 24/7!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KBT Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 That sounds like such a fun day! Kenny, if your straight friend Kenny was thatclose to kissing you sober next time give him a few drinks and he will most certainly make out with you and from there I would assume he would allow you to suck him off. I am no longer surprised how even straight guys are open minded to the idea of a guy sucking them off. The stories I could write....the athletes I could out but won't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaVell J. Lee Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 yes! after today it is the weekend and I am off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KBT Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 MAY you gonna go visit with Tishy this weekend and literally get off...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Q Steph Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 How? They don't seem to have it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoapQueen89 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 I ordered it through my cable company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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