The Cocktail Lounge

[JackPeyton]

brits new album = her best one ever

[Ryan]

Oh Sylph, there's plenty of scandalous and torrid affairs here at SON. Let's see....

I've been in an ongoing relationship with Shawn since our SNS days (Shayan forever!!!!)

I've also had flings/affairs with:

alwaysAMC

Soapsuds

winterguy

SoapQueen (still going on )

Kenny

Rick

Bree

Nubia

Y&RWorldTurner (though I'm still working on that aren't we A-man )

Mateo

Venus

Tishy (though it was very short)

dayfan (lol, until she became my momma)

There's some I'm forgetting too.

[Shawn]

Thats what I keep hearing. I can't wait to get it.

[Ryan]

I picked mine up on my way in to work today

[Shawn]

Ryan, in retrospect, you really are the SON mattress.

But luckily, there ain't no one that can fit in my groove

[Tishy]

Ryan, when did we have an affair? I'm too old for you!

[Shawn]

Yay. My banner for Salem Nights January debut is awesome.

Dee is the best.

[Shawn]

Check out my announcement in the mySONtv conversation thread.

[Ryan]

I happen to find older women hot. There's a reason why I love Sally Field (although you aren't quite up there near her)

[daysfan]

Well of course you love older women. Because before I decided to take up the role as your momma, if you didn't like older women, there's no way in HELL we would have had a fling.

[Sylph]

Sally Field... I dislike her strongly...

[Shawn]

But she thought you liked her. You really really liked her!

[Ryan]

Lol, but I do

She's a MILF....

A mother I'd like to fancy

[Shawn]

MILF

Man I'd Lick From...

[Ryan]

Head to well....head?